Charas Pub

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

MMB : aww god, what is this pla... wait.. is this grandy-ine?! ..OH GOD!
drace : MY BABIESSSS!!!
MMB : shut up!
drace : my baaaabieesss!!!
MMB : AARGGGH!!!
VOR : do i have a bleu right eye?
MMB : yes, and now ur left one too *punches VOR*

[Drace]

Drace: *stops* Wait a sec. *grabs hologram emiter* Hmmm... *crushes it and the babies disappeer*
Much better. Now VOC, where were we? *grabs baseball bat*
VOR:  
Drace:  
VOR:  
Drace:  

[Dragonium]

VOR:

Drace:

VOR:

Drace:

David Blaine:

Dragonium: *Eats David Blaine*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11:

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Eats MT11*

MT11: *Eats out of Dragonium*

Dragonium:

[Drace]

Drace: Hooch is crazy.
Razor: My beer ain't crazy!
Drace: Not that kind of hooch, Hooch.
Razor: *smacks Drace* Bad! Bad! Beer is important!
Drace:  

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Eats Drace*

[Drace]

Drace: Hi Grandy.
Grandy: Hi.
Drace: Hi Dragonium.
Dragonium: Hello.
Drace: Hi MMB.
MMB: Hallo.
Drace: Hi Big Duke.
Big Duke: 'Ello.
Drace: Hi Warxe.
Warxe: Hoysha.
Drace: Hi Razor.
Razor: Howdy mate.
Drace: Hi....
MT11: Argh! Ok! *spits everyone out*
Drace: I smell something bad.
MT11: Yeah, sorry. I left a big one in the toilet.
Razor:

[Tomi]

Tomi:  AWWW!!!!! Please go flush it!!!!

[Drace]

Grandy: I will. *goes into the bathroom* *comes running out screaming* Oh my goooooooooood!*runs out of the pub*
Tomi: Any other volunteers?

[Moosetroop11]

*Members line up with gasmasks, one by one Razor salutes them as they run into the loo*

[Drace]

Drace: Ok, here I go. *puts on scuba diver suit and grabs a plunger* Booyeah! *Goes in*

HOURS LATER

Drace: *comes walking out the bathroom* I found him! I found Zero! He was shitted out after all!
Zero: That..... was...... horrible.... *drops down in a puddle of dripping of poop*

[Grandy]

 *Grandy comes in with his new outfit/job*
Grandy: Gimme a strong one, Raz.
Razor:My name is not Raz, and we don't serve your kind here.
Grandy: My... you mean Ninjas?
Razor: Yes, your kind, aways attacking from behind! In the littlest signal of danger, you use one of the damn smoke bombs and run! You don't even get close to someone to combat!
Grandy: Its not so bad, Raz.
Razor: Yes! It is. It was Ninjas.... who... who..... *flashback*

--A small Razor while he was still a kid in his house with a Teddy Bear--
*Two Ninjas pass walking in the street*
*One of the Ninjas will cross the street*
*A truck don't see the ninja untill the last minute, the driver tries to turn around, and the truck fall next to kid Razor, smashing the Bear*
--End of the flashback--

Razor: .....uh........ WAHHHHHH! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MR.MONEY!!!!
Drace: (whisper) He's teddy bear name was Mr. Money?
Grandy: (whisper) Quick! Grab all the beer and run before he stop crying!

[Dragonium]

Kid Razor: Where did Mr. Money go?

Editor: Hey, kid! You're supposed to be in the "Road" set next door. Okay, you ruined the scene. Cut!

KR: Gurr!

*Hideously maims Editor*

VOR:

KR: Gurr!

*Hideously maims VOR*

Drace: Ahahaha!

KR: Gurr!

*Hideously maims Drace*

MT11: We must put a stop to this! There is only one thing to do!

*Eats Kid Razor*

*Adult Razor disappears*

Dragonium: Oh, crap, you screwed up the Space Time Continuum!

MT11: I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove nothin'!

Dragonium: Well, actually, we all saw --

MT11: Silence! *Eats Dragonium*

Dragonium: *Muffled* Oh great, I'm right next to Kid Razor... -_-

KR: *Muffled* Gurr!

*Hideously maims Dragonium*

Female Voice: Unit lost.

Auron: O_o *Aneurysm*

Female Voice: Unit lost.

Auron: Not dead yet. O_o *Double aneurysm*

Female Voice: Unit... Oh, umm... Wait, uhh... Oh, the logic! *A splode*

Pub Members Who Are Still Alive And Have Not Been Hideously Maimed: *Victory dance*

[Grandy]

*Grandy's victory dance looks really like a Britney Spears clip*

 (Not really, but, c'mon, it would be hilarious to see a Ninja dancing like Britney Spears, wouldn't it?)

 (....I will pretend I didn't found one movie of two guys pretending to be Ninjas dancing in google)