Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: I got an idea. MT11, you dress up as a woman and then Razor would walk outside with you holding this spoon against your head and says that he will shoot you with it if they move. Then the rest of us can savely walk past them and disarm them.
MT11: That's the stupidest idea ever!
Razor: You should be banned from beer because of that idea.
MT11: Yeah!
*silence*
MT11: I'll get the dress.
Razor: And I'll get the spoon.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Who needs a disguise when you have a shapeshifter...

Darkfox: Ah, so your offering your help?

Lightwolf: No, you are...

Darkfox: But your the one who said it...

[Moosetroop11]

*Five minutes later*

Darkvixen: Lightwolf must die.

[Grandy]

 *The "camera" is zoomed in Grandy's face, so no one can see his body*
 Grandy: Everyone, at times like this, theres only one thing left....*silence* and its POP MUSIC! *The "camera" unzoons suddenly, showing Grandy with Rapper clothes*
 Grandy: *Singing*
 What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trau- *a grenade explodes Grandy*
 MT11: Well, it pay'd they outside 50 bucks to do that, and it was worth each cent of it.
 Darkvixen: Where did this clothes came from?

[Darkfox]

Netherworld Hyena Pup: Why we talking with umprooper englush?

[Drace]

Drace: Erm... Grandy. I can't rap good.
Grandy: Oh come on, you can. Give it a shot.
Drace: Ummm... Ok then.
If you want some, come get some,
cuz where I'm from we tote big guns,
And everybody know somebody that
know somebody that know somethin bout it,
And I want answers now who, what, where,
when and why,
see, a lotta dudes like to act a fool
and all get all loud but that aint my style,
and he who he gonna get and what he gonna do,
run up on me if he want to,
Out there impressin his homies,
but he stood up in front of his mama,
I mop up the flo wit em,
And I kick in the door and let the .44 get em,
I got fools that'll go get em,
That's for him, his crew and the dudes that run wit em.

Everyone: *GASP*

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: I know... a cheap meal deal on fried chicken at KFC! *jumps up and down like a happy schoolgirl*

Lightwolf: o.o...

Heisheros: *points at Lightwolf* This is YOUR fault, you know that?

[theillusivefish]

I'm back!

[EvilShadowX1]

*Walks into the bar and falls over*

ESX1: Oww, someone put that in the.... oh wait, this ain't the pub

*walks into the pub and pulls out his dual Five-Seve's and aims them at Razor*

ESX1: 1 Choclate shake plz, or I'll shoot

Razor: Ermmm, We don't do chocolate shake's

ESX1: WHAT!!!!???!?

*shoots razor 5 times with one gun and 7 with the other*

ESX1: Wait, I don't think that is why they are called Five-Sevens.

*sits down and shoots MT11 for no apparent reason*

Lightfox: Well ain't that dandy, 2 deaths in the space of 3 minutes >_>

[Drace]

Drace: 0.o *kicks ESX1*
ESX1: Mommy! *cries*

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Lightwolf! Get it right! Sheesh...

[EvilShadowX1]

ESX1 goes back in, shooting people as he goes, survivors = a glass of beer (drunk by ESX1 before he leaves) and lightwolf (Stares at all dead bodies)

Lightwolf: OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH *cries ;_;*

ESX1: Oh well, see ya 'round Lightvixen

Lightwolf: LIGHTWOLF!!!

[Drace]

Drace: *looks around him* He must be really drunk. He even missed the wall.

[EvilShadowX1]

ESX1: I HEARD -hic- THAT -hic-*chucks grenade in pub*Let that teach you a lesson!!!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Oh my God, he threw a grena -- hey, wait a sec, that isn't a grenade...

Drace: Uhh... Okay... O.o *Picks up small bit of metal*

Dragonium: Idiot.

ESX1: *Close up of eyes* I'm not an idiot!

*Camera zooms out, ESX1 has a grenade in his mouth*

ESX1: Crap. *Boom*

Darkvixen: A free diet coke!!

Razor: Don't mind if I do. *Buys a diet coke from himself*