Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Hahaha! *Points in mirror* I would say your ugly, but that would sugar coating it!

[Razor]

Razor: More importantly, *looks at Warxe and Red, and pulls out a pair of Magnums, (not the icecream) and holds them to their foreheads* Fork over your cash.

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Razor
Razor: More importantly, *looks at Warxe and Red, and pulls out a pair of Magnums, (not the icecream) and holds them to their foreheads* Fork over your cash.

Since when is money used in exchange for goods and services?

[Razor]

Never said it was. Give me your wallet.

[Drace]

Drace: Right?
Drace: Razor, this ugly dog says she is your mother.
Razor: It is my mother.
Drace: Oh, Sorry sir, eehhh ma'am

[Xen]

*Xen enters the pub for the third time, back in his normal form, not the tiny dragon he used to be*

Xen:First things first, let's never speak of the transformation thing ever again and secondly....

Razor: Xen!! Xen!! Come over here!! I got something to tell you!

Xen:Whatever.....

*Xen strolls over to Razor*

Xen:What?

*Razor puts one of his magnums (no! not the goddam ice cream!!!) to Xen's head*

Razor:Any generous donations to give me?

Xen:*laughing nervously* Uhhh..... No?

Razor:*Getting angry* Nothing at all?

Xen:*Very nervously* Uhhh..... No.....
Can I have a gun?

Razor:Sure, behind the bar, but don't touch that rocket launcher!!! I'm saving that!

*Razor pulls the magnum away from Xen's forehead*

Xen:Cool!!! Thanks!!!

*Xen walks behind the bar and finds a tiny pistol thing. He fires it at the a wall and goes flying throgh the opposite wall*

Xen's voice*Fading into the distance* I have no regrets!

Razor: So THATS where I put that gun from Men in Black....

[Red Giant]

Nod ya head.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Hmmmm... so you have to use a material item? *points finger at a pot and a beam bursts from it blasting it and the table it was sitting on into dust*

[Razor]

1) Kills Drace
2) That would be 'The Noisy Cricket'
3) *bats Red Giant continuously in cartoon like chase* not canine! lupine! arrhh!!

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Darkfox
Lightwolf: Hmmmm... so you have to use a material item? *points finger at a pot and a beam bursts from it blasting it and the table it was sitting on into dust*

Quit showing off *Clubs with stupid Razor*

Hey wait, if Razor's like a wolf thing, does that mean his mum's a bitch? :p Trouble brewing in red's brain.

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: You don't even want to see my mom...

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Darkfox
Darkfox: You don't even want to see my mom...

Mwahahaha, I can say you're mum is a bitch and it'll be scientifically correct!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *grabs magnum from Razor's hand... or paw?*
Razor: Uh oh...
Kratos: If he had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow...
Warxe: *shoots Razor* *shoots DF* *shoots Kratos* *shoots other random patrons* Wah ha ha ha!

***

...Warxe...Warxe! Wake up!
Warxe: Huh? *looks around*
Kratos: You were having some kind of dream.
Warxe: It was only a dream? Aw man...
Razor: Actually... *ghostly figure of Razor appears* It wasn't!

***

...Wake up!
Warxe: Huh?
Kratos: You were having some kind of nightmare.
Warxe: Whoa. I must've had too much beer. *gets up to walk out*
Razor: Where're you going?
Warxe: Home.
Razor: I don't think so... *points gun at Warxe's head*
Warxe: Okay, this is a dream, right?
Razor: Nope. You have to pay if you want to leave.
Warxe: Fine. *passes out*
Razor: *does mannerism*
Red: Huh? Where did that come from?
Razor: I dunno

[Red Giant]

Red: Oh no! Reality is compressing into a sprite comic!!
Razor: What?!
Red: It's true! Large amounts of time will instantly flicker by so-

*Black Line*

-nd it was the best damn waffle I ever had!

[Razor]

Originally posted by Red Giant

quote:

Originally posted by Darkfox Darkfox: You don't even want to see my mom...

Mwahahaha, I can say you're mum is a bitch and it'll be scientifically correct!

No, you'd have to say his mum (but he has a mom)'s a vixen.


Better yet, just don't go there, girlfriend.

No one's mums an anything.

Plus, bítch is for dogs. Vixen for foxes. Wolves... we'll you'd think I would know. OR care. But I don't! Hahahahaha!!

Razor: Hoi, make me do fun stuff in the pub, you've gone completely OT!
Me: Quiet, creation! Whahahahaha!