Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

*Wasabe giggles while watching Charaman chase after the turkeu who was the former narrator*

Wasabe: Being narrator is not so fun, *jumps out of the narrator box and takes female form* now what was I going to do again...?

[Bart_Fatima]

* Bart walks over to Xen and starts to talk about nothing*
 Bart: *blah blah blah blah blah HAHAHAHAHHA blah blah blah*

[Xen]

*Xen talks back to Bart about the subject of nothing*

Xen:Blah blah blah Heh heh ho ho ho blah blah.....

*After talking about nothing with Bart, Xen strolls gracefully over to the bar. He sits down and faces the Razor, who is behind the bar.*

Xen:Milk please....
*Razor slides glass of cold milk to Xen*
Razor: Here ya go! Milk's perfect for a schoolboy I'd say!

*Suddenly, the whole room silences, with everyone staring a Xen like he was some mysterious 15 year old person with a strange name ordering milk from a bar*

Xen: What?

[Xen]

Xen: Whatever....

*Everyone goes back to what they were doing and the pub fills with noise once more. Xen drinks his milk and goes to stand up but realizes he has been superglued to the seat*

Xen:Hmm....

[Drace]

Drace: *Drunk* You know what i hate Red?
Red: No
*A bunch of hippies walk inside*
Hippy1: Yo dudes.
Drace: *Drunk* Damm hippies, GET OUT!!
Hippy2: Relax dude.
Drace: *Drunk* I said GET OUT!!
Red: I think drace hates hippies.
Xen: You think so?
Red: Yep.
Xen: *continues drinking milk*
Razor: Drace take it easy, there custumors.
Drace: *Drunk* There hippies, they love flowers and bright colors.
ALL: So?
Drace: *Drunk* They smoke pot and drive vans painted with bright colored flowers.
ALL: So?
Drace: *Drunk* They don't have jobs cause they spend there money on pot?
*All quiet*
Razor: No money means no beer been bought.
Red: No beer means no party.
Bart: No party means no fun.
Charaman: No fun means no org....*everyone starts looking at Charaman* what, i was just gonna say no orgel.
Guy from Phoenix1: Umm, Sir Drace, it's time to shout ATTACK!
Drace: Oh, Ok.
Drace: ATTACK!!!!!!
*Everyone starts to attack the hippies*
Hippy3: Peace? *Grabs machinegun* Stay back.
Drace: DIE, shoots hippy3 in the head.
Hippy3: That hurts .

[Xen]

Xen: I'd help you fight the hippies Drace but I'll be here a long time with the superglue prank. Damn it!

*Xen cannot get up because the superglue is way too powerful. Xen faces Razor*

Xen:Another milk Razor.
*Razor slides glass of cold milk to Xen*
Razor:Here ya g....
*Xen interrupts Razor*
Xen:Quit it!

[Weregnome]

Weregnome does a batman affect, appearing next to the kegs.
WG: Hmmmmm.... kegs.... *drooling sound*

[Razor]

Razor: Oh no you don't! *grabs broom*
WG: Oh no! Not a broom! *runs*
Razor: Stay away from the beer until you get a job!
Broom: Release me.
Razor: Ahh! *drops broom*

Razor: *notices lightwolf and sits at the table he's at*
LW: ...
Razor: *staring*
LW: ...
Razor: *smiling moronily*
LW: ...
Razor: *grinning moronily*
LW: I don't like you.
Razor: *backs away slowly* *into weregnome* *wipes brow* I think that went well.
WG: *drinking out of the tap*
Razor: Hey! What did I say! Where's that broom?!

[Xen]

*Razor hits WG over the head with a broom just as WG has a mouthfull of booze. WG spits it out and it lands on Xen. The booze fizzes away the superglue from under Xen's ***. Xen stands up in relief and starts dancing*

Xen: I'm free, I'm free!!!

*Xen crashes through the floor and gets himself in a very arkward position*

Xen:Crap.... Help!!!! Please, HELP!!!!

*WG tries to help Xen but falls in, getting them both stuck*

[Darkfox]

*Lightwolf gets up and walks over to Wasabe*

Lightwolf: Can't believe I overlooked look my lovely.

Wasabe: Say wha...?

Lightwolf: You know, your shape shifting is quite an attractive quality to me... *goes to kiss Wasabe*

Wasabe: *anime style veins* Oh now I remember you! *slaps Lightwolf sending him through the back wall* hmph...

Lightwolf: *big swirling eyes* Ah... that could have gone better...

[Red Giant]

Red: How can a skeletion drink...? And why do we let animals in the bar? Actually, why do we let animals RUN the bar?

*ponders*

Stupid Canine

Razor: LUPINE!!!!
Red: Whatever. Cannis. (I learnded that today HEEEE)

*A zombie walks in*
*Zombie and red look at each other*

Zombie: AAAAAH!!! A SKELETON!!!
Red: AAAAAH!!! A ZOMBIE!!!
Zombie: There's a zombie too?!?!
Red: Yah!!
Zombie: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! *Runs from pub*

Red: Hey man, did you see that zombie?

[Darkfox]

Shaggy: Zoinks! A Skeleton!
Scooby: Rah, a rellington!

*Both run*

*Lightwolf gets up*

Lightwolf: Say what?

Wasabe: Oh great, he's up again... *Flies up on a chandalier*

[Razor]

Razor: That's it Red. I havve new rules

Rule 1: No skeletons
Rule 2: No decomposing people
Rule 3: No undead
Rule 4: No Red Giant
Rule 5: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto
Rule 6: No horses
Rule 7: No skeletons

Razor: You do you like it? *waves list around*
*Mr Horse walks up* Hmmm.... No sir, I don't like it.
Razor: Eh?
Red: I agree with that guy.
*freak windstorm blows list away*
Razor: I knew I shouldn't have built this Pub in Florida.
*Everyone in the bar stops talking and drinking*
Everyone: WE'RE IN FLORIDA?!?
Razor: Uh, No, we, um, I said, er, Flooryder. Yeah. that's where we are.
*Everyone resumes, relieved*
*Tommy Vercetti walks in*
TV: Can I get something to drink here?
Razor: No I *looks at minigun* free drinks for you!
*Tommy walks over there*
Red: Why'd you let him have free drinks? Why can't I have free drinks? I want free drinks.

Weregnome: *watching Tommy*
TV: What are you doing?
Weregnome: You have the same initials as TV, so I'm watching you.

Razor: Because you always take a man with a minigun
*multiple shotgun blasts are heard*
And a shotgun seriously.
Red: I'm gonna get me a minigun then. Then I can have free drinks!
Razor: Red, Red, Red. Even with a nuke *not made of cardboard* I still wouldn't take you seriously.
Red: Good to hear.... *Razor goes back behind the bar*
Red: Wait a minute! That's not good at all! He lied to me through song! I hate when people do that!
Razor: I wasn't singing....

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: And what about me?

[Razor]

Razor: And what about you? *pokes challengingly*