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Offline shadus

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« Reply #2775 on: October 29, 2005, 06:06:04 AM »
Evil Shadus:Hmm...Good Shadus hasn't come back yet.
Razor:No one cares.
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #2776 on: October 29, 2005, 05:15:32 PM »
Tomi:  *slaps shadus*  Ahh, much better...
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Offline Bluhman

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« Reply #2777 on: October 29, 2005, 06:16:31 PM »
Evil Shadus: OW!!! I'm telling my mommy! WAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Tomi: ... His mother!?
Bluhman: Oh my god. I'm running away.
Razor: Same here. I don't even want to know what gave birth to him.
*Shadus comes in, lead by a walking pile of feces.*
Shadus' mom: ...
Tomi: Is that dung!?
Evil Shadus: NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY MOMMY!!! AAAWWWRRRRGGGGHHHHEEEEDDDD!!!! *Uses his generica samurai/ninjuh skill...
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Offline Dragonium

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« Reply #2778 on: October 29, 2005, 06:20:06 PM »
MT12: *Eats Evil Shadus and Shadus's Mother*

*HAPPY END!*
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« Reply #2779 on: October 29, 2005, 09:36:37 PM »
MT12: CONSUM'D!
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« Reply #2780 on: October 30, 2005, 09:45:17 AM »
Razor: Happy end? What the hell?
Drace: Yeah, next thing you'll see Kamikaze Watermelons.
doledy doo do doo!
Fooby: Wheeeee! *hits something, explodes*
Razor: Well that was unexpected.
Drace: No, not really.
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« Reply #2781 on: October 30, 2005, 01:54:51 PM »
Blaman: WHAT?! KAMAKAZIE WATERMLONS!!!!! Gimme some!
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I looked at some of my eldest posts and cried...I was horrible back then. D:

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« Reply #2782 on: October 30, 2005, 02:35:35 PM »
Dragonium: Heh... Yeah...

Razor: ...

Drace: ...

Random H Bomb: ...

Razor: ...

Drace: ...

Dragonium: ...

Random H Bomb: *A splode*

*World explodes*
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Offline Razor

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« Reply #2783 on: October 30, 2005, 09:26:06 PM »
Drace: Hmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. *head gets kicked off*
Warxe: Hey! Usually I'm the one to die!
Razor: Read this.
Warxe: Blah? *gets crushed by Mr Weight*
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #2784 on: October 30, 2005, 09:32:42 PM »
*Headquarters of the evil forklifts*

Spicy mango chutney: Mwahahahahaha! Soon their pub will dissolve in a sea of randomness!!!

Regent Cid:

Spicy mango chutney: Yes, my lord. At once.
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Offline Dragonium

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« Reply #2785 on: October 31, 2005, 07:54:24 PM »
Dragonium: Okay, we need a plan.

Warxe: Right.

Razor: I'm listening, if anyone has any ideas.

Drace: Okay, listen up. First, I shimmy in across the drainpipe, slide down the laundry chute, drop down on a rope made from Razor's old Dental Floss he tried to flush down the toilet, and grab the big diamond.

Razor: Idiot. *Murders Drace with a stapler*

*Random sounds outside*

Razor: What the hell's happening out there?

MT12: More randomness cap'n! And the engines can't take it!

Warxe: I think -- *Gets hit in the face with a paddle*

Fooby: Wheeeeeeeee! *Splat*

Something Random: *Falls off shelf*

Mr. Saturn: Ding! Kay-o!

Tybalt: Have at thee, coward!

William Shakespeare: No, no! Put more effort into it, dammit!

Tybalt: Ha\/3 A7 7|-|33, j00 nOObz0rz!!11!!1

Michael Caine: Nyeeerh.

Scouse Copper: Naebody move!!

Xios: Muahahaha! *Flies into a wall*

Auron: *Triple aneurysm*

Zeeky H. Bomb: Zeeky boogy d --

Razor: Do you mind? We have bigger problems!!

Ozzy: How did all these f*ckin' people get in 'ere? All of you, get the f*ck out of my house! Sharon! SHARON!!
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #2786 on: October 31, 2005, 08:50:14 PM »
MT12: SHE CANNAE TAKE IT!!!!!!! *A-splode*
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed this place.

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Offline WarxePB

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« Reply #2787 on: November 03, 2005, 02:57:08 AM »
Warxe: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Xios: ...moo?

Warxe: *turns into a cow*

Odin: I like beef! *eats Warxe*

Razor: GAHHHH!


*Everything explodes, leaving the pubbians in a dark void of nothingness.*

Warxe: Dark void of nothingness?

Narrator: Shut up.

Drag: Now what?

Einstein: Now we wait. In about 500,000,000,000,000 Earth-years, time will start flowing backwards, returning us to our normal time.

MT11: Where'd you come from?

Einstein: I am God... *disappears*
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« Reply #2788 on: November 03, 2005, 08:09:46 AM »
Drace: So what will we do for the next 500000000000000 years?
Razor: I know! I will perform card tricks.
Drace: That could be ok I guess...
Razor: Drace! Pick a card!
Drace: *takes card*
Razor: Now, tell everyone what card it is.
Drace: It's an Ace of Spades.
Razor: Right! Now, I will take this card and shuffle it through the deck. Now, watch carefully. *goes through the deck, looking at all the cards before finding and removing the AoS* Is THIS your card?
Drace: ...
Everyone else: ...
Pointy, the triangle thing that Razor keeps in the basement: *claps slowly* Please, release me!

Razor: Alright! So, for my next trick I will need two people!
Warxe: This is going to be a long 500000000000000 years.
Drace: Yeaaah....

***Five hundred billion years or five hundred trillion years later, depending if you go by the American billion or English Billion, which ever one is which***
Time: *returns to normal*
Everyone: *burst out of pub* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN!! AHHHHHH!!!!
Razor: *following* Hey! Come back! Is this your card? Or is it this one!?
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #2789 on: November 03, 2005, 05:10:05 PM »
MT11: Well, everything seems normal.

Drace: Yeah... normal...

Razor: Nothing stupid's happening...

...this is weird!

Dragonium: WHAT HAVE WE DONE? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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