Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor: Yeah, but the way you said it was with the rest of your post. So I didn't put X + Y together. Also, he WAS in TM2. I would know, having played it a million times.
Grandy: Who are you talking to?
Razor: Ed.
Grandy: But he's in jail! Over there! How can you possibly be talking to him? He's like a mile away behind bars!
Razor: You see, here's the thing. Shut, up.
Grandy: ...

[Moosetroop11]

Guard: Wake, up, dinner time.
Ed: Oh good, wonder what the prison food is like?

*Cell opens and MT11 steps in*

MT11: Now would you be good with salt or vinagrette?
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Drace: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Grandy: What?
Drace: Dunno, just got a good vibe all of a sudden.

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Guard: Wake, up, dinner time.
Ed: Oh good, wonder what the prison food is like?

*Cell opens and MT11 steps in*

MT11: Now would you be good with salt or vinagrette?
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Drace: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Grandy: What?
Drace: Dunno, just got a good vibe all of a sudden.

XD!!!!!!!

[Archem]

Archem: Wait, Ed's in JAIL?!
Razor: Well, yeah. Where'd you expect him to be?
Archem: Uh, I could have sworn he was right over there behind the child gate...
Ed is struggling to unlock a child gate.
Razor: Well, yeah. That IS the jail.
Archem: But why doesn't he just step over it?
Razor: Look, I have budget issues to deal with. If YOU want to get and extra-tall child gate, YOU can pay for it!
Ed: I can step OVER it?
Ed steps over it.
Ed:  I'm freeeeee!!!
Razor: Oh now look what you've done!
Razor kicks Archem in the coin purse.
Archem: No! My coins! They'll roll all over the place! Curse you, Razor!
Ed picks up one of Archem's quarters.
Ed: Ooh! A shiney new quarter! Think of the havoc I can invoke with this!

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FIVE MINUTES LATER...

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Drace: So are you gonna go about with the havoc-causing or what?
Ed: Next post. Maybe...

[Drace]

Drace: *eyes open wide*
Ed: What? What!? WHAT!?!?
Drace: *steps back*
Moose: YARRRGH!!! *slams mouth over Ed, crushing his body and then swallows him*
Moose: Needs some more ketchup and salt.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: "It's dark in here."
Moosetroop: "Keep quiet."
Ed: "SSHH!! Use our inside voices."
Moosetroop: "This seems familiar."
*Ed then chants a spell in his book.*

Ed: "0h n053! 1 53n7 u5 b4ck 1n 71m3!!"
Ed: "You look familiar. You speak 1337? What a noob!" XD
n00b Ed: "y0ur m07h3r!"
Ed: "What?"
n00b Ed: "1 fuck3d y0ur m0mm4!"
Ed: ?

Razor put the paint brush on the ground, for the first time.

Moosetroop: "Wait a second..."
Moosetroop: "h1."
Moosetroop: -.-'
n00b Moosetroop: "1 w1|| 347 y0u w17h 7un4 c4554r0|3!"

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman Chants a spell in his book.*

*Each n00b version of each member is eaten by a flying moosetroop head, each of which, explode into confetti after they have eaten their target.*

Bluhman: Yay.
X: -.-'
Bluhman: Ok.

[Moosetroop11]

Warxe: Could it be that Moosetroop's stomach contains a rib in the fabric of space and time, enabling n00b versions amongst other things?

[Grandy]

Grandy: I propose we FIND OUT! *comes with explorers clothes, a pick, a shovel, and one of those flashlight-hat thingie explorer use* Now, Moose, open your mouth.
 MT: *does so*
 Grandy: Well, fellows, I might not be back for a while, anyone who wants to come with me, do it. Please call the police if I'm not here in a week or so. *turns to Moose*
 Grandy: TO THE INFINITE! *jumps into Mt's mouth, which looks like a pityless hole* AND BEYOOOOOOOOND!

[Drace]

Drace: A journey to the middle of Moose... Ah well, I've had enough appletinies to be go enough to drunk it. Cowabunga! *Jumps in after Grandy*

[Moosetroop11]

*Inside MT11*

MT11's inner child: Goo goo ga ga?
Drace: It's like the moosey plushy!
Grandy: *HUUUUG* Eew! Saliva!

[Drace]

MT's Inner Child: *roar* *does something weird with it's mouth*
Grandy: What the hell is it doing?
Drace: I dunno. Hey, here's Ed.
Ed: *crawls up to MT's IC* I need help.
MT's IC: *Roar!!!* *eats Ed*
Drace: *O_O*
Grandy: ... RUN!!!

[Razor]

*KLAFIZZLE!*
Drace: What happened?
Drace: I don't kno--
Drace: Ohhh boy...
Drace: Arg, WTF?!
Drace: Hey, we've all become Drace!
Drace: How do we know who is who?
Drace: I'm Drace.
Drace: No I'm Drace!
Drace: I'm Sparticus!
Drace: There should be some way to tell us apart.
Drace: *summons Drace*
Drace: WTF is this magic! ZANTETSUKEN! *kills Drace*
Drace: *eats Drace*
Drace: Back to dispensing goods at over charged prices!
Drace: Well, that's a start.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: It happened again! Something inside MT is casting random spells at everyone, we must find and destroy it, because we do that sort of thing.
 Drace: You can keep talking if you want, I'll keep concentrating on running.
 Grandy: Yeah, I guess that'll do.
 MT11IC: *ROAR*
 Grandy: Drace, you still have that handgun?
 Drace: You mean the MIB small thing?
 Grandy: Yeah, that.
 Drace: Here. *gives Grandy*
 Grandy: Thanks *turns back to MT11IC, and throws the gun at it's head*
 MT11IC: *falls*
 Drace: I seriously don't think that's how it supposed to use it.
 *The gun overheats and explodes, killing the InnerChild*
 Grandy: For me it is.
 Drace: We just killed MT's inner child...
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 Back on outside
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 Drace(MT11): *suddenly goes unsocial and emo*

[X_marks_the_ed]

*MT11'sIN suddenly explodes and bowl of pasta comes out.*

Bowl of Pasta: WTF?
Grandy: ?
Drace: It's Ed!!
Bowl of Pasta: -.-'
*Grandy eats the pasta.*

Bowl: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!