Charas Pub

[Xen]

Xen: Break dancing!! Cool!!

*Xen attempts to break dance, but screws up and crashes through a wall*

Razor: Why do you have to break things??? WHY???
Xen: I'm gonna try that again.
Razor: Noooo!!! Don't!!

 Seconds later...

Xen: I'm gonna try ONE more time, I know I can do it.
Warxe: Face it Xen. You're crap at break dancing.
Xen: Okay, okay....hey! Where's Razor?
Drace: Xen, stand up.

*Xen stands up, revealing a crushed Razor*

Razor: Uuuuggghhh....*looks around and notices the pub has been trashed by Xen's attempts to break dance* NOOOOO!! MY PUB!!! RUINED!!!
Xen: C'mon, it ain't that bad, I mean, things could be worse, like Warxe exploding!
Warxe: WHAT!?!?!?! *explodes*
Xen: *shrugs shoulders* Ah well... *eats a sandwich*

[WarxePB]

*People start randomly exploding*
Razor: *explodes*
Drace: *explodes*
Xen: *expl...ains why everyone is exploding*
Warxe: Why?
Xen: No clue.
Warxe: But- *explodes*
*beer explodes*
Zero: *Slow motion* NOOOOOOO....

[Xen]

Zero: *slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Drace: Why is Zero going so slow?
Xen: I have no idea... *eats a sandwich* Heeey! Didn't you explode already?
Drace: STOP EATING THOSE GODDAMN SANDWI-*explodes*
Xen: You could've at least finished what you were saying before you exploded!!

[WarxePB]

Zero: ..ooooooOOOOOOOOooooo....
Xen: *explodes*
Razor: WHY WHY WHY? *explodes*
Warxe: *starts breaking again, but explodes*
Zero: .....oooooOOOOOOOOOoooo....
Red: You can stop that now.
Zero: BUT THE BEER! IT'S G-*explodes*
MT: Why is everyone exploding?
Red: I think it's related to him. *points at Random N00B 22 throwing bombs at people*
RN22: you sux *runz awy*

[Xen]

*Xen reforms*

Xen: Stupid Random N00b!!

*Xen runs after the random n00b and eats him*

Xen: Mmmm...random n00b....*drools*

[Araloth]

Araloth: Did someone just press the replay button?

*Xen, full nof sandwiches and random n00bs, faints*

*another random n00b starts jumping on his stumach, but explodes as a hand comes out of xen's mouth and throws a bomb at him*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Hey, save me an arm!
Xen: O_o
Warxe: Just kidding, just kidding... *implodes*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "Wow! Not as single bomb touched me!"
Warxe: *Dead several times over* "Speak for yourself..."
Red: "Too many random n00bs around these days. And too much spontanious combustion."
Ranom n00b:   Heya!!!
Red: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

*Random n00b spontaniously combusts"

Red: "That's it! Time to go on a n00b killing spree!"
MT11: "I'm with you!"
Drace: "Me too!"

*Ghostbuster music starts*

"There's some random n00b, in the neigborhood,
who you gonna call? n00b busters!"

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Count me in too! *draws rubber trout* It's troutin' time.
MT: "Let's go."

***

Random N00B 15: you killedzorz me bro  
MT: "You're dead, n00b."
*eat RN15*
Warxe: There's another one!
RN70: do this requst 4 me *holds up piece of cardboard*
Warxe: WRAAAA! *slaps RN70 silly with rubber trout*
Red: *rips RN95409's heart out and shoves it in his mouth*
Drace: Was that necessary?
Red: Yes.

[Araloth]

Araloth: lemme lemme lemme!

*starts shooting random n00bs with a drawing of a gun*

Araloth: wait a minute... isnt this a real gun?

*starts smacking random n00bs with the drawing instead*

[Moosetroop11]

-thud-

...

-thud-

Drace: "What's that?"
Warx: "Another n00b?"
Red: "Not just a n00b..."

*Giant n00b appears holding a keyblade*

n00b: " Here my E-mail! Rip all Kingdom Hearts chipsets charsets send to me!"

Warxe: "Die!"

*Begins severe trouting, to no effect*

MT11: "Not a KH fan! PLEASE not another one!"

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Uh... What's the opposite of Kingdom Hearts?
MT: ...
Drace: Marvel VS Capcom!
Warxe: Ooookay...
*summons Spiderman and Megaman*
Spiderman: *webs up KH N00B*
Megaman: *blasts KHN00B's head off*
MT: Well, that was easy.
Warxe: Uh...
MT: Just a second, Warxe, I need to reflect on this.
Warxe: But... Look behind you...
*Really big n00b with Goku hair appears*
DBZN00b: i am making dbz rpg want resources you help me now
Drace: NOOOOOO!

[Drace]

Drace: We need a summon!
Razor: Stop killing my custumors! And Summoning is forbiden!
*Drace rips apart the rules*
Drace: Now it aint. *Starst the summoning ritual*
Drace: Beast of ressurection, beast of flight, flames in the sky, we need you to let this n00b die!!!
*Phoenix appears*
Phoenix: BEER!!!! *Goes to the beer*
Zero: Sorry it exploded.
Warxe: Why are all these summons alcaholics?
Xen: It must be Final Fantasy, the creators must be alcaholics.
Drace: Well anyway, kill the n00b. *Dragonball Z fights begin*
 Now 5 hours, 10 episodes, of fighting which is 10 minutes in the series
Drace: KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red: It doesn't work?
Drace: IT was a joke.
Red: Yea right.
Drace: Hmpf.

[Xen]

Xen: Interesting....*eats a sandwich*
Drace: DAMN IT!!!! STOP....EATING..THOSE DAMN...SANDWICHES!!!!!
Xen: Sheesh, if you want some, you don't need to yell...

*Another Random N00b walks in*

Random Newb: *the Random N00b language cannot be dechipered very well, so I can't really display it*
Xen: Uuugghh, of all the random n00bs appearing, I'm gonna get a sore stomach....

*Eats the Random n00b*

Xen:Mmmm...Random N00b....*drools*

*Xen get stomach pains*

Xen: ARRGGHHH!!! UUGGHHH!!! OW THE PAIN!!!

[Darkfox]

*A Netherworld Hyena Pup jumps on Warxe's head*

NHP: *In a scratchy little girlish voice* I caught a pirate! ARRRRGHHH!
Warxe: I'm not a pirate!!
NHP: Can't fool me! You have the eye patch! So you must be a pirate!
Warxe: I could have just lost the eye...
NHP: ... ... ... ... LIAR!

Zero: Nice fur hat! I didn't know you were a pioneer!

Warxe: Ugh... -_-'