Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Wasabe X: What did I say about the heart ripping Mr. Narrator?

[Drace]

Narrator: It's only fun when people don't deserve it, i know.

[Razor]

Razor likes to bring up Al-len's style of writing.

[Drace]

Drace also enjoyed Al~Len's style.
Drace misses Al~Len, Drace also misses Saikar, Warxe, Weregnome, GhostClown212, PikaTira, chaoticparadox60659, Darkfox
Darkfox: Hé, I'm still here!
Razor: I miss them to, esspecially Darkfox.

[Razor]

Razor: No wait, Razor doesn't miss PikaTira and Chaoticparadox60659 at all. And Kijuki doesn't come here! Well there was that one time. Weregnome got lazy. Warxe mysteriously disappeared without a trace, so did Sai'Kar with a trace. But Razor'll always miss Darkfox...
Darkfox: Darkfox is right here!!

[Drace]

Drace: Drace is wonderering if they weren't your friends then.
But Drac thinks everyone misses Darkfox.
Everone except Darkfox: Yup!
Darkfox: I'm right here you idiots.

[Razor]

Razor: *strangles Drace* STOP INVITING ME TO STARSCAPE! NO MEANS NO!!
Drace: You'll love it! please? come on...
Razor: DIE!!!1one *stabs Drace*
Drace: I already made you a character!
*starscape Razor walks in*
SSRazor: Hi!
Razor: Arg! Die!
SSRazor: Let's raise prices.
Razor: Sounds good!
Drace: Well, this seems to be a mistake...

[WarxePB]

*Warxe walks in with a mysterious orange-haired man*

Warxe: One beer for me and my g- Hey, you weren't suposed to change!
O-H: Er, uh... I knew that!
*runs out of pub*
SSRazor: You'll actually have to pay, now.
Warxe: WHAT!?!?!?! *explodes*
*O-H comes back in, but now he has orange-blond hair, a skirt, and breasts*
O-H: Oh crap, Warxe exploded!
Red: Weren't you just here?
O-H: Ye- er, no. That was my twin brother.
Red: Doubtful.
O-H: You got me! *transforms back into male O-H* Kayah Terranon, shapeshifter ordinaire! *shakes Red's hand, but pulls it off* O_O
DF: Shapeshifter... ordinaire?
Kayah: I can only go between male and female states...
Warxe: Oh, you- I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TRANSFORM! *slaps Kayah*
Zero: Uhhh.... *gets up from behind bar* Hey, who's the lady?
Kayah: I'm male, fool.
Zero: THAT'S IT! NO ONE CALLS ME A FOOL! *blows Kayah's head off* *also blows Warxe's head off* *falls back behind bar*
Red: Was he always there?
Razor: Maybe.
*a thug walks in*
Thug: Give me all your money! This is a stickup!

[Razor]

Razor: Waaaaarrrrxxxeeee! *grabs a handful of Warxe's hair, rips it out and rubs it against his face*
Warxe: o_O;
Zero: That's just weird! *hides behind bar again*
Razor: *drool*
Red: I think you've been missed, ol' blue hair.
Warxe: Quiet bonesy.

[Darkfox]

*Lightwolf walks over to the thug*

Lightwolf: ... ... ... ... *takes his gun and smashes it into a fine ball in one hand and shows it to him* Catch my drift? By the way, Darkfox can change into a...

Darkfox: Don't even finish that sentence!

[Araloth]

*Araloth starts smacking the thug with a skirt*

Araloth: hey... where did i get this skirt from...?

[Moosetroop11]

(Sorry for the double post, it didn't show up so I though it hadn't posted, then I did it again, and that one didn't show up either, and later they both appeared)

MT11: Yo thug, we serve your kind round here. We don't like violence."

*In the background Darkfox is pounding lightwolf's face in*

Darkfox: *Between punches* "DON'T"..."YOU"..."FINISH"..."THAT"..."SENTENCE!"

Thug: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Well this is a stick up, you're supposed to be scared!
MT11: "Nope, we're not afraid of anything."
Grandy: "OH MY GOD! THE BEER'S ALL GONE!!!"
Everyone: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

[Drace]

Zero: I'll give you all the money just let the beer come back.
Razor: What!
Drace: He said you must join SS.
*Razor strangels Drace*
Razor: NEVER!!!
Drace: Take..... it..... easy..... join.....SS......ok....never......mind.
*Razor releases Drace*
Razor: Finally.
Red: *Unaware of the conversation just a few words ago* He, Razor, why don't you join SS.
Razor: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH
Thug: Hello, is anyone paying attention here.
Drace: Shut up, we have our own problems.

[Xen]

Xen: I'm gonna go join SS.
Red: You already did. You're a Mod there for crying out loud.
Xen: You didn't make me Mod because I cried out loud, you made me a Mod there because you said I was.....errrm....I was....
Red: .....shut up.
Xen: Whatever... *eats a sandwich*
Drace: Stop eating sandwiches!!!!!!!!
Xen: *eats a sandwich* Hey Razor, why don't you...
Razor: *angrily* YES?
Xen: Have a sandwich *cough*joinSS*cough*
Razor: I don't wanna sandwich.
Xen: Suit yourself... *eats a sandwich*
Drace: STOP EATING SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: I know! Let's dance!
*summons a ghetto blaster and starts breakdancing*
Red: Since when can you do that?
Warxe: It was my Xmas present,
*Razor switches CDs*
Warxe: I saw that.
Razor: Yuo saw nothing!
Warxe: Uh huh. *turns ghetto blaster on, plays the exact same song*
Razor: D'oh!
Warxe: *DM*