Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "You really are a moose of few words."
Osmose: "Yup."
MT11: "Why's that?"
Osmose: "Bothered."
MT11: "Huh?"
Osmose: "Can't be."
Xen: "Anything happen while I was gone?"
Red: "You missed a flashback."
MT11: "And it didn't have me in!"
Grandy: "That's because you don't actually do anything. Except when you killed those people with a Shotgun. And led us all into a dimention filled with Tweenies."

[Araloth]

suddenly, araloth comes in and smacks MT11 with a jacket.

*kenny enters*

*Osmose jumps on kenny, squaching him*

Araloth: Oh my god, he killed kenny! You bastard!

[Darkfox]

Random Newb: I'M MAKIN A KINGDOM HEARTS FANGAME THAT TIS DA R0X0RS!

Darkfox: ... *Kicks him out* Learn to stop stealing from other games!

[Xen]

*Xen runs after the newb and eats him*

Xen: Mmmm...random newb....*drools*

[Drace]

Drace: Well that's a disscusting sight.
Darkfox: You should have seen what he did to the random n00b.
Drace: No thanx.
Razor: I wonder who all died in this pub.
Drace: Well,
Warxe twice, 10 midget engineers, 1 cop, Zero, Ifrit casted in the spirit world, Agent Smith, 00000002, Warxe again, Zero again, Eric Idle, Razor, Eric Idle again, Warxe yea again, Odin, Zero, Seph, Rasshou,  Cloak, Warxe, Weregnome, Warxe's gang, Moose, Number 2, Red Giant, Me, five or six midget engineers, CP60659, Agent Smith again, Eric Idle again, Number 2 again, drunkard, Dracula, an assisin, Moose, Narrator twice, Hippy3, some miliants, Me(later know as guy from Phoenix2), Xen, Razor’s Father, Razor’s Mother, one guy killed at the black line period it was *black line*, Narrator, Warxe ugh again, Razor again, Warxe i'm getting sick off him again, Razor again, Warxe again man he get's killed more than the Vietcong in Nam, Me again, Kratos, Narrator again i wonder if he'll return.
Narrator: What do you mean return i'm still here.
Drace: Where was I? O yea, Xen again.
Well that where the first 25 pages.
Razor: You really read all posts on the first 25 pages searching for who died.
Drace: Yep.
Razor: I wonder who died in the last 25 posts and who all entered the pub?
Drace: Srew you Razor! *Flips him**does mannerism**midget engineers attack Drace*
Moose: There back! But how?
Drace: I did a special everyone returns spell!
(If you want to know who died after that and who all are in the pub the just ask me and i'll say, DO IT YOUR ****ing SELF!)

[Darkfox]

Neth: I think you better be ready to add one more death to your list... *pulls out gun and shoots Drace*

Drace: *face becomes all mangled, he has terminator style robotics*

Razor: Bloodie! He's a robot!

Drace: Must terminate other terminators... *begins running into walls*

[Moosetroop11]

Warxe: "Why is it always me that dies? Why not Red, or MT11?"
Red: "I am dead."
MT11: "An' I'm just too darn cool. No-one wants to hurt me!"

*Everyone shoots/burns/claws/slices/bites MT11*

MT11's corpse: "Well I guess my fans can't get enough of me."

*Xen (Revived again) sits on MT11's corpse*

MT11: ........................................................................................Ow.
Grandy: "So what do we do now?"

[Moosetroop11]

Warxe: "So why is it always me that dies? Why not Red, or MT11?"
Red: "Cos I'm already dead, bub."
MT11: "An I'm too darn cool, no-one wants to hurt me!!!"

*Everyone shoots/claws/bites/burns/slashes MT11*

MT11: "Well it has been known for crazed fans to attack their greatest hero!"

*Xen sits on MT11*

MT11: .............................................................................ow.
Grandy: So what do we do now?

[Drace]

*Drace returns*
Drace: Quick run! Warxe gang is coming!
MT11: Who are they.
Drace: There the
*Black line*
Drace: se idiots.
Narrator: MUAHAHAHAHAHA, now you'll never knwo what he said.
Wassabe: Well I know.
Narrator: Shut up!
Lightwolf: Howdy!
Darkfox: NO, not again!

[Darkfox]

Tammy X: *sweatdrop* Since when do we need a narrator?
Dark Tammy: Rip his heart out X!

Narrator: Uhhh... looks like I'm going to hi... er... take a vacation to the Bahamas! LATER YALL!

Darkfox: Did you just notice that Moosetroop double posted?
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?

[Razor]

Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!

Razor: someone hit him!
Darkfox: better yet, ....
*blank looks at Darkfox*
Darkfox: ...I've got nothing. hit him.
Someone does! Who was it? Who cares?!

*Drace dies*

[Annavalahar]

Drace dies and the world rejoices!
lets have a party, this is a pub for crying out loud!
I'll have a rum and coke, bartender!

[Razor]

Razor: I don't think you deserve anything!
Warxe: You ARE the Barkeep.
Razor: Quiet you! You haven't posted since God knows when! Or Drace.
Warxe: *levitates strangley and disappears*
Razor: I still want money.

[darktrash]

*darktrash walks back in, all patched up again*
*a small group of zombies follow him in, carrying all sorts of musical instruments and equipment*

DT: So where do you want them to setup?
Razor: What are you talking about?
DT: The band, man, the band!
Razor: I didn't ask for any band.
DT: Regardless, they're here now, so where can we setup?
Razor: We don't even have a stage.
DT: Not a problem!
*walks over to a relativly unseated area*
DT: here is good.
*zombies begin moving tables, chairs, and people out of the way*
DT: There we go, lots of space now
*zombies begin setting up the mics, speakers, mixerboards, etc*

DT (into mic): Testing, testing, 1-2-3, testing...
*sounds of screeching feedback*
DT (looking out at very annoyed crowd): ....... uh-oh

*random objects and body parts start flying at DT*

*DT jumps behind a speaker stack for protection*

[Drace]

*Drace walks in the pub*
Darkfox: Umm didn't you died.
Drace: No why?
Razor: You lie there on the ground, dead.
Drace: Damn that parallel universe!
*Annavalahar dies and is banned*
Drace: Narrator, why did you ban him?
Narrator: Well ummmm. *bans Darktrash*
Razor: Don't ban my ****!ng custumors.
Narrator: Hé, I'm only banning the custumors who aren't ****!ng. I'm not banning those in the dark room.
*Red walks out of the dark room*
Red: What, what is it?
Razor: We have a lot to learn about him.
Darkfox: Yup.
Wassabe: Well i'll unban them. *unbans Annavalhar and Darktrash*