Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "Aww, I'm bored again... Nothing EVER happens in this Pub..."
*Others remind MT11 of the tons of stuff that has happened*
MT11: "Oh yeah... But I mean nothing happens like drinking contests to see who drinks the most."
Grandy: "I'll have a drinking contest!"
Drace: "I bet I can drink Grandy outta the pub!"
*Drace and Grandy begin furious contest to see who can drink the most and not pass out*
Darkfox: "This is quite interesting. Once they're really drunk let's abandon them somewhere or dress them up in stupid clothes or something..."
Red: "Stupid clothes? Unimaginative! Let's strip 'em naked and put their photos on 'America's most wanted'."

[Drace]

Razor: Let's have a wet t-shirt contest.
Red: One problem. Look around.
*razor looks around*
Razor: What?
Red: There are no girls here.
Razor: So?
Darkfox: Well, we've learned something new about Razor today.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "Isn't Ambrosia supposed to be here?"
Grandy: "Damn right -hick- man I'm already sho drunkshhhhhh"
Ace: "I wouldn't mind seeing men in wet T-shirts!"
*Everyone stares at Ace*
Ace: "Okay, let's pretend I didn't say that."

[Darkfox]

Ace: Never said what wet with... mweeheheheh...

Lightwolf: ...right...

Ambrosia: Huh? What? What do you mean by mentioning me?

[Razor]

53 minutes later.

*Razor stops kicking Drace from his bloody, bloody stump of a head.*
Red: Wow. Blood loss. I miss losing blood.
Ace: Eh you're not missing much.
Drace: Grahh! Guhhhhh...
Razor: *looks at watch* Oh look at the time. *starts kicking Drace in the head again*
Drace: Uhh! Eiee! Aiiiii!

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Ew... blood.
Lightwolf: You used to like blood.
Darkfox: Ahem, that was two lives ago...
Lightwolf: Oh yeah...

[Razor]

*Razor slams the boot (or trunk) of the car, with the bloody corpse in it*
Razor: ok Frankie, dump the car in the North River, come back and you can have free drinks!
Frankie: You goddit! *car drives off*
Ace: can we get free drinks?
Razor: No. now get inside!
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8 steps later, inside the pub
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Razor: ok, now mop up that blood pool, Red.
Red: why do I have to?!
Razor: I'll give you this shiny coin!
Red: ooh shiney!! *snatches it* hey wait, this is just a small piece of metal!
Razor: Fine. Give it back...
Red: No! My shiney metal!! *starts mopping whilst looking at the coin every four seconds*
Darkfox: He'll be back...
Razor: I know...

[Darkfox]

*Ayoko and Kyoko enter the pub*

Kyoko: I would like a drink.
Ayoko: No... no alchahol!
Kyoko: Why not?
Ayoko: Cuz I get drunk tooooooo!
Kyoko: Quit being a baby!
Ayoko: *slaps Kyoko*
Kyoko: How dare you! *slaps Ayoko*

Ace: Now thats somthing you don't see everyday...

[Razor]

Razor: Ok, but if you both getting drunk off it, I'm going to charge you both for one drink.

[Darkfox]

Axe: Do you really want to even risk them getting drunk?

[Drace]

*drace enters the pub*
RAzor: What!! But you where.....
*Pulls his arm up*
RAzor: FRANKIE!!!!
Drace: Now leave me alone or i'll do the same!

[Xen]

Xen: Ahh..the mysteries of life...
*Xen leans back on the chair he is sitting on and falls over*
Xen: ARRGGGHH!!! Stupid chair. Hey...wait a minute! This is all Drace's fault!!
Drace: Huh?
Xen: Damn you Drace!!

*Xen throws Drace through the door*

Xen: And don't come back!!
Razor: Good job Xen!
Xen: What? I was just bored...
Razor: So you attacked someone?
Xen: When you're a dark dragon, mindless violence keeps you occupied. But I'm still bored....
Razor: Well stay away from the pub then.
Xen: Will do!

 5 MINUTES LATER

Red: Xen did some damage...

*Red looks outside at felled trees, craters, and smashed rocks*

Red: He did all that to stop himself being bored.
Razor: Good job Drace got in the way of the pub.

*Xen is chewing on Drace's leg*

Drace: YAAARRGGHHH!!!!
Xen: What? What???

[Drace]

Drace: THAT'S IT!!!
*walks to the phone*
Drace: You come here now.
*5 minutes later a guy comes walking in*
Drace: Now turn him in a good dragon!
Xen: WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*guy cast the spell*
*Xen turns into a good dragon*
*Drace grabs a machete and kills the wizard*
Red: Well it'll stop the damage in here.
Razor: Yea but now we don't see how Drace is tortured.
Xen: AHHHHH... I must .... I must.... hugh you guys.
Red: RUN!!!
*everybody hides*

[Xen]

Xen: Must....kill.....nobody......ugghhh...must..hug everyone!
All: ARRRGGGHHH!!!
Xen's mind: Dammit! I'm being manipulated by stupid magic. All I can do is think about evil things. I'm gonna kill Drace. Or even...'hug' him. Yes.....
Xen: Hug! Hug! Hug!

*Xen runs after Drace and grabs him*

Drace: Uhhh....what are you doing?
Xen: Hug! Hug! Hug!
Drace: Uhhh..no, wait...STOP!! ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

*Xen hugs Drace, but Xen's dragon power begins to crush Drace*

Xen: HUG!!!!
Drace: AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xen's mind: That's it! Hug the living crap out of him!! You can never beat the almighty Xen!!!! HAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!!!!! But how will I get out of this manipulation?

*Xen puts drace down, who becomes a crumpled heap on the floor*

Razor: He's had his hug. It should be okay now...
Xen: Hug! Hug!
All: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Xen's mind:  Okay, I'm beginning to look a real big fool here. I'm not geting back to normal so easily...

[Darkfox]

Ambrosia: Uh... uhhhh... *gives Xen a right hook to the face knocking him down*

Ayoko: Uh...
Kyoko: That was excessive...

Ambrosia: What!? I panicked...