Charas Pub

[Xen]

Xen: Everything keeps hppening all of a sudden, the pub just gets repair like that, a river of beer JUST appears...What will happen ne-
Narrator: *Xen's mouth is sealed shut*
Xen: *muffling because he has had his mouth sealed shut* Mmmpppffff! Mmmm! Mmmmfffff!!!!

[Grandy]

 (We really have to stop doing magic, theres no plot)

 And now, Xen will say a few words of wisdom and happiness:
Xen: Mmmff, mmmpf mmmmmppffff mmpppf mpf pf mmm.
 
Thats all for the week

[Xen]

Originally posted by Grandy
(We really have to stop doing magic, theres no plot)

*And with that, the narrator used magic to put everything back to normal.....AND to stop the usage of magic in this forum game*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "I'm a moose again!!! Hooray! Hooray! Well, now that magic is banned, I challenge Osmose to ye olde fashioned duel! Choose your weapon! And don't chicken out!"
Red: Osmose isn't here.
MT11: Yes he is, he just yawned!
*Everyone gathers round to watch the duel, beer mugs in hand*

[Red Giant]

What he means is, every time something bad happens, someone (Actually, it's always Warxe, I mean Reksha!) makes a big spell or summons a big thing that makes everything all right.

IT'S BORING.

Thank you for your time.

Red: Is it just me, or does MT11 have a grudge against Moose even though he was the one who said that they should live in harmony?

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Its just you

[Xen]

Xen: *pointing and laughing* HAHAAAHAAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!

*everyone stares at Xen*

Xen: What have I done this time?

[Drace]

*everyone one starts to point and laugh at xen*
Xen: What.
Drace: Your don't have your pants on.
Xen:  

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "-sob- you're right. We SHOULD live in harmony. It's just..."
Osmose: "What?"
MT11: "Peace is boring!!!"
Red: "I suppose..."
MT11: "I mean look. Xen hasn't got his pants on. Why? Because It's more interesting so there."
Xen: "Where ARE my pants anyway?"
Grandy: "Wow, these new pants are extra cool!"
Xen: "GIVE 'EM BACK!!!!!"
*Brawl starts*
MT11: "See what I mean?" *Joins in the fight*

[Xen]

Xen: Keep your stupid pants Grandy! I don't need 'em!
Grandy: But they're YOUR pants....
Xen: Yeah. You thief. I don't like thieves.... Do you know what I do to....thieves?
Grandy: Is it something that is about to happen to me?
Xen: Correct....

*Xen transforms into a Dragon and grabs Grandy in his mouth. Xen throws Grandy out of the window*

Grandy: ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Grandy's voice is heard from a distance*

Grandy's distance voice: Heey! You ripped my new pants!
MT11: I suddenly feel like I don't wanna be involved in this fight....

*Xen sits on a chair, but breaks it because he is still in his large dragon form*

Xen: Ooops. I wrecked yet ANOTHER piece of this pub. Lucky I don't pay for it....OR repair it.

*Xen goes around breaking chairs*

Xen: Ahhh...mindless destruction...a Dragon's best friend....

[Drace]

*Calls dragon police*
Drace: You speak with drace.
Other side: blah blah blah blah blah
Drace: Yes, we have a loos dragon here in the charas pub
Other side: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Drace: Razor!
Razor: Yes!
Drace: What's the adress?
Razor: Elm Street 24
Drace: Elm Street 24
Other side: blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Drace: Yea it's Xen.
Xen: What? What's going on.
Drace: Surpirse party wait in the back left room.
Xen: O gossy, off course i'll wait in the back left room.
*Enters back left room*
*Drace hangs up the phone*
Drace: Quick close the back left room the dragon police is coming.
*Razor closes the back room*
Grandy: Elm Street? Isn't that the place where Freddy Kreuger kills people.
Razor: Yea, so.
Grandy: So he will kill us in our sleep!
Red: No no no, we killed him a long time ago.
MT11: Ummmm, are you sure?
Red: Yes, why?
MT11: He is behind you.
*Drace picks up the phone again and calles the mad killer police*
Drace: Hi, drace here.
Other side: blah blah blah
Drace: Yea we have a killer here.
Other side: blah blah blah blah blah.
Drace: Elm street 24
Other side: blah blah blah
Drace: Yea, it's Freddy again.
Other side: blah blah blah blah blah blah.
*Drace hangs up*
Freddy: What was that about?
Drace: Surprise party, wait in the back right room.
Freddy: O gossy, i'll go quick.
*enters back right room*
*Razor closes the back right room*
Drace: Are there more calls i must make.
Xen: Ummm, not now.
Drace: Ok(i wasted your time long enough now)

[Grandy]

 *Very loud noise*
 Grandy: What was that?
 Drace: Its just Xen and Freddy meeting each other...

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: *appears* Oooh! Did I come in time for the barfight!?

[Grandy]

 *Grandy punch Lightwolf*
 Grandy: What do you think?

[Tomi]

Lightwolf falls down and gets knocked out
Grandy laughs just before a chair flies though the air to hit him
Now Grandy fall unconcisous on top of Lightwolf
Keg of beer rolls off a slanted shelf and falls on top of both of them, breaks open, and floods the floor.