Charas Pub

[Tomi]

Tomi walks in right behind Grandy.
Says, "HI GUYS!!!!"
.................
Tomi sees the bullet coming his way.
Tomi skillfully catches the bullet with his fingers.
Everyone is amazed.
Tomi says, "I have slick skills."
Tomi takes a step, and part of the roof collapses on top of him.
Under all the debris, Tomi raises his hand and says, "One German logger please!"
 

[Drace]

*Another bullet is fired*
Grandy: Slow motion again?
*Tomi walks in right behind Grandy*
Tomi: HI GUYS!!!!

[Darkfox]

*Ambrosia walks over to the door then stretches*

Ambrosia: Unnngh... ok ok, before the fight starts lets try a little game. You, soldiers, line up right here *points to the ground in front of her, and they do so* Ok, good! Now stay like that *goes in, thinks some, and comes back to the door* Nobody move now! *goes over behind the door and slams it as hard as she can knocking over the first soldier which knocks down the next soldier and the rest fall in a domino effect*

Red: Uh... wha... my... army... *jaw falls off*

Lightwolf: *sighs* Red, I know what it's like to be beaten by a woman... dragon... er... dragon woman... like... well you get what I mean.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Uh, Red, where u found all those soldiers?
 Red: Well, its a funny history, you see, I was walking outside, and this samurai-guy called Rikimaru was in the ground, asking for food, I gave food to him, and a voice come from nowere screaming "Rikimaru joined your party!" And he just walked in my direction and my body absorved him... Than there was thins Blue-cape-Flik-Guy, and after that, this Millie or sumthing lost her pet and I helped to find, she come too, and I helped more people, and before I noticed, I have my own castle, and 108 soldiers.
 Grandy: ..... Where have I heard this story before?
 Xen: Suikoden 2
 Grandy: wha?
 Warxe: Suikoden 2, there is 108 warriors called stars of destiny, a castle, and just one of then have a real gun, so thats explain why just 2 bullets were shoot in all the battle...
 Grandy: But if Red is the main hero...
 Warxe: ... he will rule the world after he kill the bad guy...
 Xen: ...
 Warxe: ...
 Grandy: ...Lets hope the bad guy survive...
 Red: What do you mean by that?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: (Picking the dead soldier's watches off them and pocketing them) "Who IS the main bad guy, anyway?"

[Kenshin_Sagara]

*KS gets up*
KS: ow!!!
  Lightwolf: What happened?
KS: heh....well i think the vodka still didnt get out of my system and during that giant flash i got knocked out and tripped onto my sword...heh..
Red: How did you survive your not immortal.
KS: uhhh*KS takes dramatic thinking pose and thinks extremely hard...........

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.....still thinking..........

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nope nothing yet.............

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Lightwolf: sooo what happened? KS? Hellooooo...?
*looks over at KS and finds that he past out in that thinking position*
  Light Fox:........

[Mr. X : Syndicate Leader]

After examening other charas pub characters, Mr. X finally found a "Brilliant" Solution to his vodka problems...

Mr. X: This place is a brawl hall right now!!!!
(Wish I could join in but...)
Mr. X: Ahhhh, maybe if I drink other kinds of beer, it might give a counter effect to this devilish vodka!!!!
Here goes nothing!!!
After summoning several barrels of pure booze and drinking them.....
Mr. X: Ahhh ohhhh, I'm 87% wasted.... Mehhhhh.
Starts hallsinating, thinking he sees Axel Stone, Cody, Belger and other brawler characters..
Mr. X: Hahahahahahah!!!! MUST KILL THEM ALL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!
After laughing and shooting blindly, Mr. X snaps out of it, but.....
Mr. X: Hah!! Its seems this booze has powered me up, I can concentrate perfectly. Hah (My wasted meter has decrased to 0!!)
Mr. X: Hahahahahahah!!!! MUST KILL THEM ALL!!!!(Or some, Meh)
Hahahhahah

.....Mr. X has decided to go on a homicidle killing spree, searching for random people to shoot....

[Razor]

Razor: Shaaadaap.
Mr X: Yes sir. *sits down*



(hey kenshin, who is Lightfox? Darkwolf's rival?)

[Grandy]

 (only who played Suikoden 2 will understand)
Grandy *Talking to one of Red's soldier* : ...so you're saying you're in this war, risking your life... because Red put a bird in his nest?
 Soldier No1: Yeah, so?
 Grandy: ...*turn to another soldier* : And you, why you're fighting?
 Soldier No2: Red was strong enough to push me!
 Grandy: .....*push the soldier*
 Soldier No2: *Appear a baloom with "!!!" over his head*: You're strong, I shall follow you!
 Grandy: ..... I dont know why I try to understand...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: (Bored) That's it! Mr X had the right idea! I'm going to go off and find a large powerful gun and kill everyone here!
(Leaves)

[Red Giant]

*Hasnt played suikoden 2*

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Red Giant
*Hasnt played suikoden 2*

 (In Suikoden 1, 2 or 3, people enter in your army for no reason at all, is something like:
Hero: Hi!
Guy: I like pie, do you like pie?
Hero: Yes, I like pie!
Guy: YAY! *Start victory music*
* Guy join the party! *
*Finish vicotry music*)

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Grandy
(In Suikoden 1, 2 or 3, people enter in your army for no reason at all, is something like Hero: Hi! Guy: I like pie, do you like pie? Hero: Yes, I like pie! Guy: YAY! *Start victory music**Guy join the party!**Finish vicotry music*)

Yes, i gathered that.

[Grandy]

(Okay... Back to the game!)

 Soldier No2:*Hug Grandys leg* Let me go with you master!
 Grandy: Jet off! *Start shaking the leg*
 Soldier No2: LOVE ME!
 Grandy: No!
 Soldier No2: But you can push me!!!
 Grandy: So what? You can push me too!
 Soldier No2: I can? *Push Grandy*
 Grandy: See?
 Soldier No2: I'm your master now! I can push you!!! I can push anyone!!!
  Grandy:..... *Push the soldier again*
 Soldier No2: "!!!", you can push me! You're my new master!!!!
 *MT11 come back with a Shotgun*
 MT11: Who I shoot first?
 Grandy: Here *points to Soldier No2 (who is hugging his leg... again)*
 MT11: Okay!  
 *Start slow-motion*
 Soldier No2: *Slow motion-ish voice* They're shooting in the master!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
 *Jump in the bullets way*
 Soldier No2: For my master!!! *Dies *
 Grandy: ..... well, he was not that bad... I think I'll miss him... Nah! Who wants to drink?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "Mwahahahaha! Who next?

"Oh yeah, I'd like a drink."

*Drinks drink leisurely*

"Right, NOW who dies?"