Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor: Bad Red! No more spells for you!
Red: You ain't tha boss uh mae...
Razor: Just get drunk. And then have spasms on the pool table.
Red: Fine. But you better be paying me.
Razor: No, actually, you'll be paying me for the alcohol.
Red: Fine *you stupid furry runt with the stupid bar and the stupid alcohol... i love you alcohol i can't ever stay made at you...*
Razor: I hear mumbling!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: What the heck is happening? We are in the story book, or the story book's story was real, or there was never a story book?!?!?!11?!!?!

[Xen]

Xen: PARTY!!! PARTY!!! PARTY!!!!! *pause* Where'd all those Dragons go?
Razor: Gone.
Xen: Awwww! *transforms back to human form* Uggh. Crappy human skin. I need a better body layer....
Razor: We...don't really care.....
Xen: Tough...

*Xen rips his skin away, unveiling a scaly skin underneath*

Xen: That's better! Has more of a Dragon-like feel!
Razor: Xen! No...one...cares!
Xen: Whatever....

*Sound of book shutting*

Xen: What's with all this book shutting?
Razor: You Xen. Look.

*Xen looks and sees he is holding a shut book*

Xen: ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! I'M TRAPPED IN A BOOK SHUTTING DIMENSION!!!!

*Throws the book away. The book hits Razor on the head and knocks him out*

[Mr. X : Syndicate Leader]

Mr. X: Damn!!! I guess we got distracted by shooting Warxe so much....
Darkfox:You're right.
Mr. X: Hey! A Dragon .....MAN!!!!
Darkfox:Thats just Xen.
Mr. X: Ahhhh Lets see if they know anything. Because I don't think the effects of Vodka last this long.

[Kenshin_Sagara]

KS*drunk*: Wow...so much chaos and bloodshed...hah...heh..hah...hahahaha....HAHAHAHAHA....HAHHEHEHAHAHAH...wow i think Im drunk....HAHAHAHAHAH
Warxe: Damn that Mr. X shooting me so much....phew I need a drink.
*Warxe looks at KS*
Warxe: Err...Maybe not....
KS: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHEHEHAHEH.......................
*Slowly turns and glares at Warxe*
KS: What are you staring at?!?!?

Warxe: Errr nothing.
KS: LIAR!!!!
*Kenshin slices warxe in half....few seconds later he comes back alive.*
KS: DIE!!!!
*Kenshin kills warxe repeatidly*

  Warx: Always coming bac to life and never dying is starting to be a bi-
*Gets sliced by kenshin than comes back again*
Warxe: -tch!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Okay. that's enough.
*transforms into a 20-foot tall angel*
KS: I've... had too much vodka... *passes out*
Warxe: *laughing* Always gets the- *the cardboard cutout falls on Warxe and crushes him*
Xios: How sad.
Warxe: Quiet, Xios! *summons a 100-ton cartoon anvil that falls on himself*
Xios: I rest my case. *walks over to the bar*
Bartender: What can I get you?
Xios: Anything with 120% alcohol in it.
Bartender: Here ya go. That'll be-
Xios: How about you keep your head for payment?
BT: That works.
*Xios gets up and starts walking away, but he falls into the hole the anvil made*

[Xen]

Xen: *shuts book* ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! *throws book away* ARRGHH!!!! *get's another book and shuts it* AHHHHH!!!! *throws the book away* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *get's another book*
Mr. X: *rubs eyes* Must be the vodka.....yeah...it's the vodka....A guy with Dragon scales for his skin is...sitting on a chair.....shutting books while screaming....must be the....vodka....
Xen: Must....not.......shut.....another.....book.....ARRRGH!!! *throws the book away* ARRRGGHHHH!!!! I DIDN'T DO IT! *pauses* Cool!

*Xen looks around and realises he is in the pub*

Xen: Ahhh....home at last.....Now where was I....oh yeah....PARTY!!! PARTY!!! PARTY!!!

*Xen runs out of the pub chanting 'party'*

[Drace]

*Gives Xen some more books wich he closes*
Xen: ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[Xen]

Originally posted by Xen
*Xen runs out of the pub chanting 'party'*

Xen: I left. But some force brought me back without me knowing. AND KNOW I'M SHUTTING BOOKS AGAIN!!! ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

*carries on shutting books*

[Darkfox]

Ambrosia: Can I help with the books? I'm an excellent book closer!

Darkfox: *sweatdrop*

[Red Giant]

*Spasms on pool table*

[Razor]

Razor: *comes to* owwww my head hurts... AHHH! BOOKS!!
*gets crushed by large pile of books*
*muffled:*XEN!!!
Xen: ohmygodohmygodohmygod!! *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* The boooks!!!

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: How can a skeleton have spasms!? There's no muscle tissue or nerves, and getting drunk... WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!?

[Red Giant]

Red: And you're a Lightwolf! Yeah, yeah, you want somma this?! *Shakes fist*

[Razor]

Scritch! Scribble! Line!
Lightwolf: and to top it off, what are you doing on my back?!
Razor: oh... nothing... just writing... my name.
Lightwolf: Why!?!
Razor: no reason... *writes LW on his shirt*
Lightwolf: Eh?
Razor: Hey books, look, Razor got out alive! *points to Lightwolf*
Lightwolf: Eh??
*books all pile on Lightwolf*
Lightwolf: Noooooo glub glub glub....
Razor: He drowned in books. Arr.