Charas Pub

[Drace]

*Runs to the door and quicly locks the door*
Drace: HAHAHAHA, now you can't enter!
*Lightwolf walks in*
Drace: But, how?
Lightwolf: You didn't locked the door you locked the door to the toilet.
Razor: Ok, now give me the key i need to go.
Drace: Ehhhhmmmm
Razor: What did you do with it?
Drace: I accidently swallod it.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: *points at Razor* Hahahaha!

Darkfox: It's not nice to laugh at others...

Lightwolf: Cram it!

[Razor]

Razor: That's it. *beats down door with Drace*

Doo be do do dooo hmm yes, higher yes yes yes oh my good god yes! freaking great!!! yahoo!

*walks out, everyone is all O_o*
Razor: I keep the stock machine in the toilets, my stock just went up in value, I sold them all and now I'm $16x10^6 (that's a 16million for those who are ignorant) richer!!
Red: Yay.
Razor: This calls for celebration! Prices are 12 times higher!
Lightwolf: But you've risen the prices alot recently.
Razor: Now the prices are an additional 13 times higher!
Barflies: Boo! *throws cans at Zero*
Zero: I didn't do anything! Ouch! Arg!


Xen: Razor, you're going too far. Over the last 15 pages you've raised the price on everything by 1620%.
Razor:  2560%.
Xen: No, I'm pretty sure it was... oh. *walks away*

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Hmmm... you know, if you go out on a date with me Ambrosia, Wasabe, Wasaby, or Carbunka, I could get prices to drop. What do ya say?

Darkfox: Here he goes...

Ambrosia, Wasabe, Wasaby, and Carbunka: No way!

Carbunka: We don't drink anyways.

Lightwolf: Darnit...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11:(Now incredibly drunk as someone spiked his coca cola) "All of you guys have rivals. Where the HELL -hick- is my rival? Where's OSMOSE? -hick-"

[Drace]

Drace: Yea, and where is my rival.
Razor: Who is your rival anyway?
Drace: Ehhhhmmmmm....
*Ace walks in*
Drace: HIM!!!!

[WarxePB]

*Doorbell rings*
Razor: Since whenn do we have a doorbell?
Warxe: Whoops, sorry. *turns off recording of doorbell*
*Doorbell rings*
Warxe: I got it. *opens door and sees an army of soldiers standing outside the pub*
Soldier: We are going to destroy this pub for no good reason.
Warxe: Oh, okay. *closes door*

[Darkfox]

*Darkfox walks over to the door dressed up like Vash and opens it and a bullet flies by*

Vash Darkfox: *snort* AGHH! SCARY! *slams the door* I always wanted to do that...

[Kenshin_Sagara]

*KS gets concious back yet again*
KS: Hmm....Vash?....GGGRRRR! I hate gunmen! ARGH!!! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!
Vash Darkfox: oRO?!?!?
KS: Now you go and steal my LINE!!!!!!
Grandy: Um actualy you got that from Kenshin Himura!
  KS: SHHHHUUUUUUUUDDDAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!!
*KS chases Grandy and Darkfox around! cutting everything in his path*

[Darkfox]

*Darkfox runs into a phone booth that was not there before and comes out dressed as Kenshin*

Kenshin Darkfox: Now I am Darkfox Himura! *takes out sword, but instead of drawing the normal blade he draws the Spirit Saber*

[WarxePB]

Darkfox: Now... we duel.
*Darkfox and KS get into a cool-looking duel*

*1 minute later*
*KS is laying on the floor with his own sword in his chest*
Darkfox: That takes care of him.
Warxe: I can do quick-change too!
*Warxe fades out, then fades in wearing Mario's clothing*
Super Warxe: It's-a me, Warxe-io!

[Darkfox]

*Goombas and evil turtles begin to attack Warxe*

Lightwolf: How did Kenshin Sagara end up like that?

Darkfox: I dunno, there was a quick scene flash and he was like that...

[WarxePB]

Super Warxe: Screw jumping.
*summons the real Mario*
Mario: Huh? *Mario is wearing Warxe's clothes*
Warxe: Uhhh...
*Everything Mario-related fades out*
Warxe: Let's try that again.
*Warxe fades out, and fades in as...

[Red Giant]

Red: *From outside* Hey! You in there!
Razor: What the? *Walks out* Red?! You're leading the army guys?
Red: Thaats right!
Razor: How on earth did you come back to... uh... undeadness?
Red: I will explain everything that happened! You see-

*Very noisy parade march by for 10 minutes, blocking out Red's and Razor's voices*

Red: -nd that's how it all happened.
Razor: I see, but, why have you lead army guys here?
Red: My recent brush with life has made me realise that afterlife is too short. I cant spend all my time drinking in a pub. So, I payed these guys to help me TAKE OVER THE PUB!
Darkfox: Didnt you already own it... or something?
Razor: He didnt, HE DIDNT, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
Red: Razor, do you surrender the pub? Or will you die?

*Army guys load guns*

Razor: Well, well, YEAH? Well, I have an army of my OWN! Right here!
Hey guys, help me fight these guys, will you?
Drace: I bare only a slight interest.
Darkfox: I dont like fighting... on fridays.
Razor: It's tuesday.
Darkfox: Those too.
KS: I dont like you.
Warxe: I've died too many times today. *Dies inexplicably*
Zero: Meeeheheh... meeh... you know, I knew someone about your age... reeeal ugly... owned a pub...
Razor: Oh lord... dont make me say it...

*Drunkards up*

Razor: *Sigh* Free drinks for those who help out.

*Zero, Warxe, Drace, Moosetroop, DF, KS and Red line up behind him.*

Razor: Red, you're on the other team.
Red: Oh... yeah...
LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: And about me?
 Razor: What do you want?
 Grandy: Kill an army and free drink.
 Razor: You can kill someone, but forget the drink.
 Grandy: Why?
 Razor: I'll explain: I'm stronger than you, bigger than you, have more guns than you, know more about fight than you, the pub is mine, and I dont like you.
 Grandy: ..... your logic is pretty good...
 Razor: Everione say that.
 *A bullet go against Grandy, starts a Matrix-ish Slow-motion*
 Grandy: Uh?
 *Bullet is coming*
 Grandy: .............
 *Bullet still coming*
 Grandy: *takes a game boy and start play*
 *Bullet is closer*
 Grandy: *one step to the left*
 *Bullet miss*
 Grandy: I love slow-motion!