Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: *reading a book*
Everyone: *gasp*
Razor: T3H W0RLD = END!NG!!!!11!!1!!1!1!1!!!11!1one!1!!!11
*panicking screams and shouts as everyone runs around chaoticly*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: NOOOOOOOoooooooooo............*Pop*

[Darkfox]

Seqan Conery: I'LL SAVE YOU!!! With my Scottish accent I shall stop the world from exploding for I AM... SEAAAAN COONNNNNERYYY!!!!

[WarxePB]

*Reality explodes AGAIN*

Warxe: Nah.

*Reality unexplodes*

Narrator: Fine then.

Warxe: Yeah baby. *dances*

Random Audience Member: Take it off!

All: O.o

Odin: *kills Random Audience Member*

FFL: ZANTETSUKEN'D!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: INFLUENCE BY PEER GROUP'D!

[Razor]

Razor: You know, I think "'D" is Charas' only meme.
FFL: *walks in on the way to some other thread* Don't forget YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
Razor: *head a splodes*
Warxe: Gasp! How violent! I hope someone issues this pub a PG rating.
Everyone: *stares at Warxe*
Warxe: Well what if some children enter the pub and -
Everyone: *stares at Warxe*
Warxe: I'm just going to stop tal-
Everyone: *stares at Warxe*
Warxe: Yeah. *sits down slowly*
Everyone: stares at Warxe*

[DarkFlood2]

* DarkFlood reads Razor's sig *

DarkFlood: Aah! My car!

about 2 minutes later...

DarkFlood: Heh.. he only stole the cubic zirconium... The real diamond is right... * pulls out a large diamond from his pocket *...Here.

* Drace steals the diamond *

DarkFlood: I hate my life....

[Archem]

Wolly enters the pub.
Wolly: Hi everybody!
Everybody: Hi Dr. Nick!
Wolly: Wait a minute...
(Many minutes later, probably enough to kill a few people)
Wolly: Who's Dr. Nick?
DarkFlood: You suck!
Wolly: Wait a minute...
(Gasp! Some many hours and days later)
Wolly: No I don't.
Wolly then kicks DarkFlood in the ear. Somehow.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Very, very scary indeed.

Seth: Yes.

Kyle: Indeed.

Forde: Wotcha.

Dragonium: Wait, how the hell did you all get in here?

Seth: Well, we just finished flushing Ephraim's head down the toilet...

Kyle: ... And saving the world...

Forde: ... And beating the heck out of that Valter guy who is an obvious ripoff of Wormtongue from LotR...

Seth: And then we went to Eirkia's house, right, while she was in the shower, and we rang the doorbell and ran away, and she opened the door, and we grabbed her towel, and --

H-Sphere: *Melts out of the floor and absorbs the universe*

[Drace]

Drace: Razor. When the heck are you going to get that bad-humor-spam-filter?

[Dragonium]

Razor: It's already here, remember? *Gestures to machine in corner*

Drace: Well, yes, but [Bad humour removed].

Razor: See, works perfectly!

Drace: No it [Spam removed].

Razor: See?

Drace: But, [Random reference to squid removed].

Razor: I rest my case.

Drace: [Bob Marley removed].

[Razor]

Razor: What's the deal with those posts starring half a million user-unique characters that only the post knows of?
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Pete: I think he's on drugs.
Alan: You always think he's on drugs.
Jeff: Why do I have to be associated with you two?
Norm: Because you're an idiot too.
Pete: You're all on drugs.
Jeff/Alan/Norm: Shut up with the drugs!
Pete: I am not taking drugs!
Tim: Noone said you were.
Pete: Oh. Right. Well, I'm not.
Ben: Hey what's that white stuff on your nose?
Pete: ICING POWDER! NOT DRUGS!
Razor: Get the Hell out of here!
Jeff: Bastard.
Ben: Áss.
Tim: Jerk.
Norm: Sonova...
Alan: Girlyman.
Pete: Drug user.
*they leave*

[Drace]

Drace: ....... Well, let us continue our normal stuff. *drinks beer*
Razor: *poisons beer*
Darkfox: *rambels about logic*
Red: *spins around on the pool table* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Razor]

Razor: You know, if this were the ending to the pub, it would be perfect. *sniff*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *walks in* Perfection can't be perfect without a Grandy nearby.