Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor: A Grandy? What do you mean by A Grandy?
*Grandy walks in*
*another Grandy walks in*
*two Grandys walk in*
Grandy: See?

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: But you can't ALL be perfect, one of you HAS to be more perfect.

Grandy 1: Dang! He's right, since I'm the first one to speak I'm the perfect one!
Grandy 2: NO WAY! Second is always perfecter!
Grandy 3: Then that must mean I am perfection incarnate!

Grandies: GRAAAAHHHH!!! *all begin to brutally fight each other*

Grandy: Well since I'm the original I guess that makes ME the perfect one...

Grandies: *look at Grandy*

Grandy: ... O.O *runs out as the other Grandies chase him*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: I am here to eat the most perfect Grandy! Now which one was it....

Grandys: *All point at each other*

MT11: ... ...

...




*Eats Archem2*

[Razor]

4 or so hours later
MT11: *'passes' Archem2*
Drace: Ewww!
Razor: Lol, couldn't resist writing that.

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: I have absolutely no comment at this time, please hold.

[ES2005]

*ES2005 walks in*
ES2005: You know what, I'm not even going to ask if anyone missed me. Because there will be one of those akwards silences--
*akward silence begins*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: You know what, Grandy?
 Grandy: What is it, Grandy?
 Grandy: What?
 Grandy: Not you, the other Grandy!
 Grandy: Eh?
 Grandy: NO! The OTHER Grandy!
 Grandy: I meant, if we all are the same, we should be perfect the same way, like, everyone is 100% perfect in all ways.
 Grandy: Eh, I think I saw your point, you mean two perfect things can live in harmony in two simylar indentical perfect life?
 Grandy: Yup.
 Grandy: Agree'd.
 Grandy: I think so...
 Grandy: ...
 Grandy: ...
 Grandy: ...
 Grandy: ...
 Grandy: ...How many of us are there, anyway?
 Grandy: *looks through the window, and sees about... a sea of Grandies in front of the Pub* Enought to face a war from equal against China.
 Grandy: How did this started, anyway?
 Grandy: Dunno...
 Grandy: ...I was thinking about something... If we all are talking with each other.... this would be a dialogue or a monologue?
 Grandy: I think it is a soliloquy, Grandy.
 Grandy: Ahn?
 Grandy: What?
 Grandy: I was talking to him.
 Grandy: ...
 Grandy: ...
 Grandy: ...should we-
 Grandy: I
 Grandy: What?
 Grandy: I think it's "Should I..." since we're all the same person.
 Grandy: Yes, but I think using "we" would prevent misunderstandings.
 Grandy: When you say you think, you mean you or you all?
 Grandy: Thats my point.
 Grandy: Your point or you all?
 Grandy: Me alone.
 Grandy: oh. Okay, I agree.
 Grandy: You agree o-
 Grandy: I, alone, agree.
 Grandy: Okay, continue, Grandy.
 Grandy: So, as I was saying, should we, since we have the military force to, set war against China?
 Grandy: Any reason fer that?
 Grandy: None, besides the fact we have so much damn of us it wouldn't matter if some died.
 Grandy: Okay, seems reason enought to me.
 Grandy: I don't think so...
 Grandy: I propose a votation!
 Grandy: What? All of us?
 Grandy: Yup.
 Grandy: And those out there, too?
 Grandy: I don't see why not.
 Grandy: There's thousands of us! It would take too much time!
 Grandy: I think it was a good idea.
 Grandy: Well, I don't.
 Grandy: I propose a votation!
 Both Grandys: Alright.

 -Some time later-
 
 Grandy: So, most people voted to make a votation if we should attack China?
 Grandy: Seems like so.
 Grandy: Alright, lets get started.

 -Some time later-

 Grandy: So, yeah, they decided to attack China.
 Grandies (All of 'em): HAIL, ME!
 *March away*
 Razor: .......what the **** was that about?

[Razor]

Grandy: Heheh.
Drace: Weren't you with them?
Razor: Are you the original?
Grandy: Nah, they can fight. I'll survive. And does it matter?
Razor: I... suppose not...

[Grandy]

--Meanwhile, at China frontier (lets supoose there IS a military base in China frontier)--

 ChineseSoldier: *looking through a binocule* Captain?
 Captain: What is it, soldier?
 CS: There's hundred's of people that look just alike here.
 Captain: I know, this is China!
 CS: No, outside the frontier!
 Captain: And they seem alike, dressing the same uniforms, or something like that?
 CS: No, I mean they do look like that same person, sir.
 Captain: Like family?
 CS: Like clones, sir.
 Captain: I... see... what they want?
 CS: They've sent a message...
 Captain: And what does it says?
 CS: The language is unknow to me, sir.
 Captain: let me see.... "R u wnatin to b pwned?" .......it must be a code or something... lets wait and see what they do...

 -I'll write more later-

 -Later...-

 Captain: They've just stand still like frozen in there for hours!
 CS: They've sent another message, sir.
 Captain: Let me see... "Sry i was afk" Sent this to the decodifier.
 CS: He quit after the first message, sir, said it wasn't a normal language.
 Captain: So, what are they doing now?
 CS: *looking through binocule* Waving they hands in a obscene way to us, sir.
 Captain: They're playing with us!
 CS: They're moving, sir.
 Captain: Headed where?
 CS: Moving in circles, sir.
 Captain: What?! Why?!
 CS: It seems they're chasing our spy.
 Captain: We sent a spy?
 CS: I though it was a good idea, sir.
 Captain: How did they found him?
 CS: Apparently he was the only one not dressing green, for start.
 Captain: Military life sucks, I should have listened to my mom, she wanted me to be a thief.
 CS: Sir, they've sent another message.
 Captain: Not another! Tell them we need a translator.
 CS: Understood, sir.
 -later-
 Grandy: So, first we asked "Do you want to fight us?" and later "Sorry, we were AFK".
 Captain: AFK?
 Grandy: AFK.
 Captain: R...iiight.... So, you want a war?
 Grandy: Thats the reason we came here.
 Captain: What reasons you have to start a war?!
 Grandy: Same as many wars: none.
 Captain: Soldier!
 CS: Yes, sir.
 Captain: Arrest this...
 Grandy: The name's Grandy.
 Captain: Wait, Grandy wasn't your leader's name?
 Grandy: Yeah.
 Captain: You're all so dumb you send your own leader for the enemy field?!
 Grandy: Well... look. *walks to the window* GRAAAAAANNNDYYYYYY!!!!
 All grandies our there: YEEEEESSS?
 Grandy: See?
 Captain: O_O.... soldier...
 CS: O_O... yessir?
 Captain: Scort Mr. Grandy back to his army.
 CS: Sir, but we.
 Captain: Look, he is a leader, and so are the others. An army with THAT much of leaders must have a hell lot of strategies, I don't want to start witht he wrong foot with them.
 CS: I see, sir. Mr Grandy, please follow me, and while I'm at it, it's too late to change sides?

[Razor]

TV: This just in. China has sunk into the ocean after its population skyrocketed for no apparent reason.
Drace: What do you make of that?
Razor: Probably drugs users. Alllways the drugs users.
Pete: DRUG USER!!! SEE!! I TOLD YOU GUYS!! HE'S TAKING DRUGS!!
Norm, Ben, Tim, Jeff: *drag Pete out of the pub*
Alan: Terribly sorry to disturb you lot. *nods, leaves*

[shadus]

*Evil Shadus sticks head out of MT11 mouth*

Evil Shadus:What's Going on?
Razor:Shut up!
*Razor hits Evil Shadus back in MT11 mouth*
MT11:Hey whach it that hurts you know.

[Big_Duke]

Duke:*Looks around*Banana
Razor:Shut up!*Smacks Duke*
Duke:*Pulls out a HUGE revolver and puts it to Razor's head*Let me ask you a question,Do ya feel lucky now punk? Huh? Do ya?*Cocks gun*
Razor:Shut up!*Smacks Duke again*
Duke:*pulls trigger,Razor flies into a wall*I put it on stun,next time you won't be so lucky.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *hits both Shadus and Duke* Your post hav just sole all my creativity!

[Meiscool-2]

Duke: Oh ****, I just realized that revolvers don't have stun mode on them..... *Stares blankly at Razor* Oh God, what have I done!?

Shadus: You shot him in the head, and you killed him, and he died, dur.
Grandy 1: .....
Grandy 2: .....
Grandy 3: .....
MT11: .....
DF: .....
Drace: No kidding?

[Razor]

Razor: Well
Previously mentioned guys: Ahh!
Razor: When the gun is made out of plastic, it tends to do little damage.
Big Duke: But you flew back! And the damage and the - what the!?
Strange man: I'll answer that.
Everyone: Ahh!
Strange man: You see, there was an influx of data in the Matrix.
Drace: Isn't that copyright?
Strange man: Muahahahaha! *explodes into a flock of bats*
Drace: That's bizarre.
Darkfox: Yeah, I didn't thing the collective noun of bats was flock, either.
Drace: *weird looks at Darkfox*
Darkfox: ...what?