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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3495 on: June 07, 2006, 11:07:45 PM »
Tomity: I think we have a new canidate for the choosen one!
MIC: Uh, its chosen one.
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Offline Grandy

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« Reply #3496 on: June 08, 2006, 12:19:39 AM »
 XD not fair, you guys only get funny when I'm not here.
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3497 on: June 08, 2006, 12:50:05 AM »
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XD not fair, you guys only get funny when I'm not here.

Archem: Quiet, you nog rammer!
Meismorpheus: See, I've been meaning to ask what a "nog rammer" is-
Tomity: EAT GRAMMAR TEXT BOOK, YOU SPIT-MACHINE!!!1!!111!!
Mimo: Shou khan'th doo thish, I'mv uh lawyer!!!
MT11: I heard "doo", "uh", and "lawyer"...
Tomi: Dude! He shredded the text book on the way down his throat! Acursed brace!
Razor: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT JUMPED AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Archem: Allow me to translate: I like to snort Pixie Stix, and lawyers smell like cheese. And Razor seems to be having... bowel problems...
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3498 on: June 08, 2006, 01:03:14 AM »
Meismorpheus: Ah, there's Red, the man we've been looking for.
Red: Why are you here?
Meismorpheus: I want you to take one of these two pills.
Red: The Red or Blue ones?
Meismorpheus: Yes.

*Ten minutes later*

Meismorpheus: Well, he's not our guy.
Tomity: What do you mean?
Meismorpheus: Hmm... well, he took the right pill, but he choked on it.
Tomity: .... so he choked on Red?
Meismorpheus: Yes.
Tomity: ..... so basically.... he choked on himself?
Meismorpheus: Ironic isn't it?

*Meanwhile in the bathroom*

Razor: *Flushes* Bout time. *Walks out of stall* ZOMG! Red!
Red: .....
Razor: Red! My buddy, say something!
Red: .....
Razor: Red! RED! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!?????
MT11: *Walks in* Twenty Y's, everything is as it should be. *Walks out*
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3499 on: June 08, 2006, 02:07:24 AM »
Tomity: Wait, I didn't know fire hydrants could walk...
Meismorpheus:*stares*
MT11:*poof, legs*
Meismorpheus: Happy?
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3500 on: June 08, 2006, 03:30:56 AM »
Archem: I'm not! And Mimo is CLEARLY pissed!
Mimo: I jes' wanah bergh-herr...
Archem: Translation: A-
Meismorpheus throws MT11 at Archem.
MT11: No! My worst fear! Being thrown head-first at food!
MT11 breaks down in tears after slamming into Archem's head.
A firefighter walks in and attaches a firehose to MT11's face.
Firefighter: Convenient, ain't it?
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #3501 on: June 08, 2006, 05:34:36 PM »
Firefighter: Aargh! I just spontaniously combusted! And now I'm setting fire to everything I touch! Oh the irony!

Razor: *Hands Firefighter a copy of the script*

Firefighter: *Ahem* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!????? *Burns to ashes*
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed this place.

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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed you.

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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed that welcome.

Offline Drace

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« Reply #3502 on: June 08, 2006, 06:37:51 PM »
Drace: *Coughs* ... WHAT THE FRAG?!
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Offline Razor

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« Reply #3503 on: June 12, 2006, 08:48:51 PM »
Judge: Drace, you have been charged with grand larsony of killing this thread.
Drace: What? Does anything you just said make sense?
Judge: Shut up! *throws gavel*
Meismorpheous: You need to calm down. I have some pills for you.
Judge: Oh, trying bribe a judge, eh? That's even GRANDER larsony! *throws judgey table*
Toad: Your princess is in another castle!
Judge: UUUGGGGHHHH!!!! JUDGE SMASH!!! *kicks Toad into the sun, smashes hole in wall, runs off*
MT11: Oh yeah, he'll be sleeping well tonight. :)
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #3504 on: June 12, 2006, 08:54:05 PM »
Tomi: Good job we have a judge for things like that.
Archem: *Gavel is lodged in throat* Wuh wuh wuh! *Coughs violently and the gavel lands in Drace's beer*
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed this place.

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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed you.

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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed that welcome.

Offline Archem

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« Reply #3505 on: June 12, 2006, 09:12:44 PM »
Drace: My beer!
Archem: We're in a BAR?!
MT11: No, no. It's clearly a tavern of sorts.
Drace: What about my beer?! We need to get him to a hospital!
Meismorpheus: I always thought of it as a saloon...
Grandy: It's kinda got a "drinking hole" feel to it...
Drace: He's bleeding everywhere! Somebody, for God's sake, do something!
Razor: You're all wrong, it's a pub! What where you thinking?! Hahaha!
Paramedic: He's flat-lining! We're sorry, son... He's not gonna make it...
Drace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
ZKX: Shh! I'm trying to tie my shoes over here!
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3506 on: June 12, 2006, 09:42:25 PM »
Judge: Princess, I've finally found you!
Princess: Oh Judge, thankyou so very much! But... you're to late.
Judge: What do you mean?
Xen: She's with me.
Judge: AGHHHH! *Runs, jumps, screams, cries*
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3507 on: June 14, 2006, 01:06:23 AM »
Tomi: So Xen's back?  And he has a princess?  What a beast...
Razor: No, its just a sad attempt by Meiscool to bring back the classics, he wishes he was here when the pub was REALLY good.  
Red:  Hey guys...
Tomi: *slaps Meiscool*  *Red disappears*
Meiscool: Sorry, just a figment of my imaginat...*pub ceiling falls down*
Razor: Ahhh, the good ol' days...
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3508 on: June 14, 2006, 01:29:31 AM »
Xen: So princess, wanna head back to my place and sh-
Red: We don't exsist!
Xen: *Fades*
Red: *Vanishes*
Judge: Buh b-
Tomi: WHY IS HE STILL HERE?
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3509 on: June 14, 2006, 01:52:26 AM »
Mimo: Sho, khan Iye gecth a shecsh ahn dah beesh ovah heyre?
Archem: I'm sorry if this isn't exact, but Mimo seems to have developed a strong French accent... : Like my grizzly balls? They're right for the plucking. Steel toed boots eat golfing-hose; kick me.
Meiscool explodes. The subsonic atomic particle waves that eminate off from the maponium sector of his melted grey matter cause Mimo's now obvious braces to melt into a mystical fluid that mealigns Mimo's jaw into the correct shape.
Mimo: Well, that seemed rather forced...
Razor: Steel-toed boots-to-balls-technique!
Mimo gets kicked in the balls.
Mimo: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YOU ****ing IDIOT!!!! MY BAAALLLLLLSSS!!!!
Archem: Hoho! He's gonna sleep well tonight!
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