Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

:p MIC, that'd have been more funny if you'd just left it at the first line.

[Big_Duke]

You, guy with the face, shut up.

[Grandy]

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 Grandy *dressed as Freud, with a wig to complete*: So, you mean when you were five you suddenly wanted to "feel pretty" for your neighbor?
 PGrandy: *in one of those bed-thingies psychologists use* Yes, well, I looked at him, and he looked so pretty, and all that!
 Grandy: Well, then it seems you were attracted to him, let's say, even sexually?
 PGrandy: I'm STRAIGHT!
 Grandy: If you're not going to cooperate, we may end it here.
 PGrandy: Well, m- maybe a bit, yes.
 Grandy: There we have it, you're gay!
 PGrandy: NO I'M NOT! I'M STRAIGHT!
 Grandy: *takes off wig and trenchcoat* Okay, that's it, if you're not going to admit it, then at least don't deny it, eveyone here already knows that, right people?
 *no one is nearby*
 Grandy: You heard them, they agree. Now, that's 50 bucks for the session. Have a nice day, and remember: Being homosexual is not that bad! I know many people who are homosexual, at least one, I think his name was ParallelGrundy or something or another, anyway, I'm pretty sure you'd love to know him. Step outside, please? Have a nice day chasing guys.
 PGrandy: *leaves room, and stares at the world outside*
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 Grandy: Okay, my parallel one is gone. Now, to actually do something useful. *sits down and watches other people fighting*

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 PGrandy: *still staring like someone dumb* *a handsome guy passes by*
 PGrandy: *shrugs, then goes after him*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: *Looks behind his sholder* Ah, get away from me!
PGrandy: *Smiles, gives chase*

[Moosetroop11]

MrMister: *Shoots PGrandy's head off* NO FAGS NUB

[Tomi]

Tomi: *divides by zero* There we go, no more parallel universes.  
MIC: Damn...lawl.

[Emerates]

ParaEmerates: *Performs admin actions*
MIC: HOW?!? That's virtually impossible.
ParaEmerates: *Says something worthwhile and is useful to the community in some way or other*
Big Duke: He's more my opposite than that guy's.....
Emerates: Yeh.  The only problem is that he is incredible racist.  And you're black.
BD: Huh?
ParaEmerates: *Snipes Big Duke with bare fists from far away*
BD: *Explodes*
Emerates: And he has a good aim.

[Archem]

Archem: *stares at sig* Damn, that's funny! I should laugh at it!
MIC: No! You're not allowed to convince others that you're funny! Go sit on the time-out nuke!
Archem: Man... Stupid poop-head...
MIC: What was that, young man?!
Archem: I said "Man, shoot that nuke dead!" ... Shit...

[Meiscool-2]

Razor: *Creates awesome and original plot for the pub to follow by for the next three pages.*
MIC: *Completly changes it.*

[Big_Duke]

Duke: A nuke? When did we get a nuke?
Grandy: About two posts ago.
Duke: Why?
MIC: Don't question me! *Hits Duke* Now you join Archem!
Duke: No!
MIC: You go, now!
Duke: NO!
MIC: *Picks duke up and throws him on the time-out nuke, causing it to explode and the pub and everybody in it being killed*

In Purgatory...

Duke: Thanks alot MIC.
MIC: *Hits Duke*
Duke: *Stabs MIC with corkscrew*
Dragonium2: Hey that's my line!
Duke: Aren't you a clone, not having a soul and all?
Dragonium: Yeah!
Dragonium2: *Disappears in a puff off logic*
MIC: How incredibly like the Hitchhiker's Guide!
Duke: I'm tired of being here, I'm off to hell.
Razor: I agree, this is boring, see you there. *Both disappear*
PGrandy: *Goes after them*
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Razor: Wouldn't this be ya know covered in fire and stuff.
Duke: Why are we back in the pub?
Razor: Must've been a near death experiance.
Duke: I was thrown on the nuke, why am I in a near death experiance?
Razor: Let's just get some beer.
*Both drink until both have huge beer bellies*
Barkeep: When are they due? Hahahaha!
Razor: Shuddap ya, ya, person.
Duke:*Falls over asleep*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: You know, over the course of the Pub we've done the whole "Heaven/Purgatory/Hell" storyline roughly eight times.
Big Duke: ...
MIC: I suggest we go some place better!
*Pub members are teleported to Africa*
Dragonium: Uhh... What?
MIC: Damn. Some place better than Hell. Figures it would be Africa.
Drace: *Contracts HIV*
Dragonium: Take us some place better.
*Pub members are teleported to Canada*
Dragonium: Damn it man!
MT11: *Chased by trophy hunters*
MIC: Alright, I'll take us somewhere WORSE.
Dragonium: You do that.
*Pub members are teleported to the Pub*
Dragonium: Ahh. Pub sweet pub.
Red: *Spinning on pool table*
Trophy Hunter: Nice place, eh.

[5 minutes later]

*Pub members' heads are stuck on walls as trophies*
Dragonium: Nice bloody going.
MIC: Look, I'm not called Meisteleporter. Cut me some slack.
Archem: *Insert generic "get ahead in life" joke here*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *walks in* Oh, so THAT's where you guys went.
Trophy Hunter: Okay, that's 20 mil.
Warxe: What?
TH: It was you who told me to do this.
Warxe: Uh... I dunno what you're talking about...

*5 minutes later*

Warxe: *'s head is stuck on a wall asa trophy* Damn it..

[Archem]

Originally posted by Dragonium
Archem: *Insert generic "get ahead in life" joke here*

Archem: Haha! I would SO do that! ... Oh, wait...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Breaks free of wall like deerhaunter* THE MOOSE IS LOOOOSE!!

[Emerates]

Emerates: *Walks in*
MT!!: THE MOOSE IS LOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!
Emerates: Ah, but I am better than yo-
MT!!: *Decapitates*