Charas Pub

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Bludgeons random Nazi with towel rail*
Nazi: Sieg Heil! *Is bludgeoned*
Dragonium: Hmm... It's impossible for me to fight all of them... I know! I can throw something at them to fight them from a distance!
Razor: Woohoo! Finally! *Runs past with Drace's space helmet and puts it on* Aahh, precious air. How I missed you.
Dragonium: Yes! The perfect weapon! *Steals [STRIKE]Drace's[/STRIKE] Razor's space helmet and throws it at random Nazi*
Nazi: Mein Leben! *Is thrown at*
Razor: NOTBREATHINGAGAIN!! *Implodes*

[Archem]

Razor: *unplodes*
Everyone: *glares at Archem*
Archem: Hey, it wouldn't be funny if he didn't suffer, right?

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Wow Emerates, you make an awesome shield. *Waits for reply* Emerates? Oh.... Well, back to work. *Picks up Dragonium and uses him as a shield.*

[Emerates]

Emerates: Haha!  My silence plan has work't!  Now I'll just circle on back around that crater and-
Nazis: Para!  No eres un compradre!  Para ahora!
Emerates: Wait a sec.... you're not a Nazi...
Not-Nazi: Silencio!  Schnell!
Emerates: ...
?Nazi: Baja!  El suelo!
MIC: *Stabs with corkscrew*
?Nazi: *Dies*
MIC: Nub.
Emerates: Haha!  My distraction plan work't!  Now I'll just hitch a ride outta here and-
MIC: *Stabs with corkscrew*
Emerates: HEY!  NOT COOL!
MIC: Nub.
Emerates: ....Yeah? Well...... you're Emo.
Dragonium: *As MIC's human shield* LIES!

[Archem]

Archem: Is that a quote bug I spy?
Nazi: Nien!
Archem: *shoots Nazi* Stupid Nazi, it's your fault that quote bugs occur!
Space Grandy: What quote bug?
Archem: The one that... It... The Nazi... I swear it happened!
Space Grandy: Sure.
Emerates: Nub.
Archem: Seriously, who says "nub" around here anyways?
MIC: Nublettes. *dons space helmet over the one supplied by his space suit*
Archem: Seriously, shouldn't you give that to Razor? I don't think he's supposed to be turning to that shade of implosion...
MIC: I could, but then what would keep my space suit from dying from a lack of oxygen, smart one?
Space Grandy: I'm floating away! *floats away*

[Big_Duke]

Duke: Who got us off or out of the wall?

[Tomi]

Tomi: Your mother, Trebek.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: --DBZ-ish inner thoughs-- There are too many nazis... we can't possiblly win like this... there must be a way to- Wait! That's it! -Back to normal-
 Grandy: *grabs a rock, throws it at a nazi*
 *rock flies slowy due to the fact they are in the moon*
 Grandy: ....
 Nazi: ....
 Grandy: ....
 Nazi: ....
 Grandy: ....
 Nazi: ....
 Emerates: ....
 Tomi: *farts*
 Nazi: ....
 Razor: ....
 Grandy: ....
 *rock hits nazi*
 Nazi: *faints*
 Grandy: I found their weak spot! They are vulnerable to small, slow, inoffencive rocks!
 Razor: You'd think guys who survive 3 bullets in vital spot in Call of Duty were more tolerant to pain than that.

[RelicLOL]

Relic:
*playing call of duty*
WOOHOO 1 HIT KILL!1!!

(Don't ask z.z)

[Dragonium]

Nazi: Diiiiiiiiiie! *Throws rock at MIC and Dragonium, who is still MIC's human shield*
*Slo-mo effect*
MIC: Nooooooooo...! *Runs away*
Dragonium: Oh for God's sake, it's just gravity. *Walks away in normal speed*
*Rock continues flying slowly until it hits MIC in the back of the head*
MIC: Aaaaaaagh...! *Falls in slow motion*
Dragonium: *Walks past in normal speed, bludgeoning random Nazis with towel rail*

[Djanki]

Djanki: *blissfully unaware of Nazis, walks by, whistling happily*..
Nazi: SIEG HEIL!!
Djanki:...WTF? Nazis?
Nazi: Underhosen german wuurdz!
Djanki:.....
Nazi: *more german*
Djanki:....Right...
Dragonium: Djanki! Kill that mother f***er!
Djanki: Right! Let's fight!
*Transforms from Sunflowerish Thing With Big Nose to Guy Wearing Tuxedo and a Mask*
Djanki: *Twirling in one spot* Have at thee, Nazi! Petal Dance!
*kills Nazi*

...*hit misses*...

..*hit misses*...

...*Djanki get's Confused*...
Djanki: Do I get my princess-girl now?
Dragonium:.....
Meiscool:....Hatred...rising....must...resist...urge...to...kill...Djanki.....aw, the heck with it!
*Dashes at Djanki with a Nazi as a weapon*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Dragonium, my shield, how could you!?
Dragonium: Didn't you read the fine print when you bought me?
MIC: No, I didn't.
Dragonium: And you didn't think it the least bit odd that I only cost 4 dollars?
MIC: Not at all.
Dragonium: So you're telling me that you you didn't question my quality even a bit when you found me inside the bargin bin?
MIC: I thought you were a really good deal.
Dragonium: I'm broken inside.

[Archem]

Archem: *murders nearest rock* That's what you get for stealing my kill! Also, who's been stealing my limelight and shooting Nazi's? Only I can kill Nazis! *headshots nearby Nazi* And THAT'S how to do it! One shot, one kill!
Grandy: *chunks rock at Archem*
Fainted Nazi: *unfaints* Ohh, mein head...
Rock: Oh snap! It's that weird guy again! *hits Nazi in the head* *again*
Nazi: Argh! *refaints*
Console: HEADSHOT!
Archem: KILL THIEF!!! *shoots Grandy*
Bullet: *moves really fast*
Grandy: *thinks really slow* O-
Bullet: *rips through Grandy*
Grandy: *dead*
MIC: That ruined the fun. You ruined the fun. Man, I'm going home. *goes home*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Hmm, what we need are some communists to even things out.

[Djanki]

Djanki: (on the floor, knocked out) Uh, can anybody spare a Remedy over here? Or a Phoenix Down?


A Gyashyl Green, perhaps?