Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Guys! I'm back!
Razor: Where the hell have you been! You look awful!
MT11: There was one piece of the pub I couldn't let them take, so I fought them for it. It was a seige campaign which spanned many days. In south China.
Razor: You dragged a barstool back from CHINA? And Red didn't even get off and walk?
Red: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: What looooosers. Hey Zero, come help rebuild the pub.
Zero: Why?
Warxe: *pulls a rubber duck from his pocket*
Zero: O-o-okay, I'll do it! *gets to work building chairs and whatnot*
Archem: Huh?
Warxe: You don't want to know. Now, get back to work before I send you back to the Loooooser Colosseum! *trapdoor opens perilously close to Archem's feet*
Archem: But I don't have feet!
Warxe: ....you sunk my battleship. *pulls a knife from his coat and starts cutting his KM doll's wrists*

[Meiscool-2]

KM Doll: You'll never understand me! You'll never understand why this feels so good.

[Grandy]

Razor: Okay now, here's the plant.
Grandy: *peeks at it* Why's it shaped like a skull?
Razor: I have some problems with planes nearby, I want them to know what I think of them.
Warxe: Maybe, but what will the birds think?
Razor: Uhmm, good point, maybe we should shape it like a hand waving the middle-finger, I suppose the birds won't care as they don't have fingers.
Grandy: I think I prefer the skull, we can put torches in the roof to make it look like the eyes are on fire!
Razor: I like the way you think, weren't for the fact I'm not kiling you right now only because you sold my pub, I'd give you a free beer. Instead, here is a kick in the groin.
Grandy: *gets kicked* Ugh! ...I... think I deserved that... *falls over*
Zero: *hits finger with hammer while nailing the chair, cries*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: If only Xen were around to do this... *Flashback*

-XEN RELATED FLASHBACK-

MT11: *has a tear in eye*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Yep, good times. *lights the doll on fire and throws it into the trapdoor pit* That reminds me of another time...

-2 YEARS AGO-
-STUFF HAPPENED-
-NOW-

Warxe: *looks up* Wait a second... Crap, time paradox. *implodes*

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool: Hey guys! I'm on a quest to find the meaning of exsistance. Who will join me?
"Not I," Stated Bluhman.
"Nore will I," Drace said with a crazy coo.
"We won't either," Said everyone but Tomi.
Meiscool: Will no one join me on my important quest?
"I will!" Said a man clothed in a shiny red jacket. "I will assit you on your quest to find the meaning of exsistance."
Meiscool: Tomi, my friend! I knew at least one of you would help me.
Tomi: What do you mean by "at least one of me" ?
Meiscool: *points to other Tomi*
Tomi: *Waves*
Tomi: *Waves back* Alright, let's get going.

And so, the [STRIKE]gay[/STRIKE] happy couple went off on their [STRIKE]homosexual[/STRIKE] magical quest to find the meaning of exsistance itself.

[Moosetroop11]

MIC: I'm seriously confused about my sexuality and can only express it on an internet forum!
MT11: what?
MIC: Nothing. *Links arms with Tomi and skips into the rainbow sunset*

[Tomi]

Tomi: *loves skipping*

*meanwhile in the ER*
Doctor: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!!!
Patient: ...
Doctor: Which is strange for a tumor.
*back at the pub*
Tomi: Alright, *MXC* Lllllets go!

[Meiscool-2]

*Years Later*

MIC: Of course! So that's the meaning of exsistance!
Tomi: It's so simple! Wait... if that's the meaning of exsistance... then that also means-
MIC: That all religions are wrong!

[Razor]

*Tomi and MIC return to the pub*
MIC: Wow, 2 years has gone by and... nothing has changed. Nothing at all.
Tomi: That's... actually pretty sad.
2 years older Warxe: Don't we know it! It's so sad, I'm up to my 56th KM Doll!
KM Doll: All is but a world of sorrow and pain! *CUT CUT*

[Moosetroop11]

Purple shirted eye stabber: *Stabs Tomi in the eye* AHA! Don't steal our jokes!!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *has white hair* What was it, son? I can't hear you... *turns on hearing device* ... ... *falls asleep*

[Dragonium]

MIC: Moose.
MT11: Yes?
MIC: You have cancer.
Dragonium: Actually, we've already used that joke.
MIC: What? When?
Dragonium: Page 274.
MIC: I demand proof.
Dragonium:

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
MT11: Oh cursed cancer! What have I done to deserve this?
Razor: Nothing at all. I can't understand it.
MT11: Exactly! And another thing, who will eat innocent civilians when I'm gone?
Tomi: *Farts at a lit match and ignites himself*

MIC: Oh dear. *Dies*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Curse me and my highly reusable jookkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeess!!!