Charas Pub

[Archem]

Archem: Well, despite things not changing, technology sure has! Take that toothbrush that you meticulously picked up with your right hand at a perfect fourty-five degree angle!
MIC: This one? *rotates another perfect fourty-five degrees*
Archem: Yup! Guess what it does?
MIC: Brush teeth?
Archem: Hmm... Ok, that was an easy one. Take that odd, egg-shaped object behind you.
MIC: *sits on egg-thing* You mean this villain's chair?
Archem: ... Ok, take this bagel, per chance...
MT11: Bagel?! *eats*
MIC: Was it a bagel?
Archem: No, it was a nuke...
MT11: Oh, how the nuclear radiation from this thing will give me cancer! *explodes*
Warxe: The irony of that is that all of you guys will get cancer from the radiation. How ironical.
Archem: Us? What, are you exempt or something?
Warxe: Well, according to that fifth clause in mine and Satan's contract, yes, I am immune to radiation-induced cancer.
Archem:  

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *starts glowing green* ....!!! *wakes up* The radiation of this just exploded-moos has given me back the strenght I had in my youth of two years ago! *hair goes back from white to green, beard falls, skin goes back to normal* Ya-hoo!
 Warxe: Sad thing is that you're going to die soon, mr canceriginous.
 Grandy: ...*shrugs* easy come, easy goes. Are you immune to being turned into hulk at that contract?
 Warxe: Oh, he even tried to prevent it, but I expecifially stated that, if there was ONE THING I wanted from radiation was to become a green killer machine.

[Tomi]

53Ph1r0tH: zomg wat is rong wif me!??!?!?!1/
C10uD: cancer pr0lly..
53Ph1r0tH: ohnoe!!11juan
C10uD: dun wory, ur cancer has aidzz!!
53Ph1r0tH: duz tat mean ill be ok??/
C10uD: not if ebola kills u first..
Tomi: rofl

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Speaking of big green things, it's that time of year.
Tomi: What, Christmas?
Warxe: Yar. *summons a christmas tree* Rum and egg nog for everybody, and stuff.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: W00t! *Eats Turkey*

[Tomi]

Tomi: I wonder what will happen if we use marshmallow eggs for egg nog...
*rip in space/time continum*
Warxe: ..well ****.. *rum gets sucked in*
Drace: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1111 *dives in after the rum*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: I don't know what you're talking about, everything seems perfectly fine to me. *proceeds to scratch the back of his third ear with the seventh toe on his fourth right foot*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Uh, your second head has a giant zit there, MIC.
MIC's Second Head: *cries*

[Tomi]

Tomi: Uh, Meis, why are you pants down, and Warxe, why are you looking?

[Meiscool-2]

Warxe: Well... because I can't win one way, I guess I'll have to win in another way. *summons emerald*
Grandy: *Steals emerald* Yah!
Warxe: Hey, give me that back!
Grandy: Yes, I finally got it! The emerald is min-
MT11: *Eats Grandy*
Warxe: Ah! MT11! You just ate my emerald of unlimited power...
MT11: Tasted like chicken *canned laughter*
MIC: Moosetroop! *Places all six hands on his two sides in a pose*
MT11: Awh, I'm sorry.
Tomi: Hey, why is he glowing?
Warxe: It must be the radiation from the emerald.
MIC: Well, he already has cancer, so this can't really affect him.
Warxe: Quite the oppisite. The emerald is the source of all power. It seems that Moosetroop11 isn't fit to have power, and the emerald is slowly distroying him.
MT11: But I'm a mod! Of course I'm fit to have power.
Tomi: Do you know that for sure?
MIC: Come, everyone! We must find the cure before Moosetroop11 looses his seat of power! Also, someone should probally consider getting Grandy out of Moosetroop's body.
MT11: *now in bathroom* I'm already ahead of you.
Grandy: OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!! OH, IT'S EVEN IN THE CRACKS. IT'S EVERYWHERE!?!?

[elementalhero76]

Eh76: ah found the emerald at last it appeared in the pub!
Warxe: what are you doing here?!
eh76: uh shouldn't the be destroyed.
Warxe: um no.. I am the lord of teh holy hall of charas the emerald can be summoned as I please.
Eh76: ok then why are we still fighting over it then?
Warxe: good point.
Eh76: eww green radio active ****! Damn Mt11 what have you been eating!?
Grandy covered in green slime: Me!

[Meiscool-2]

......

[Darrellito]

Darrellito enters the pub, sits down, orders a beer, and watches the show.

[Archem]

Archem: *coughs*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC and Archem: *Exchange all knowing glances*
Archem: *Grabs Chainsaw*
MIC: *Grabs Shotgun*
Archem: Hey! How's come you get the shotgun?
MIC: I made the post.