Charas Pub

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: *walks in*  Movies? BLAH *walks back out*

[Archem]

Archem: So I saw the local sports team's recent event...
Jesus: Yo, bro, how'd it go?
Archem: Oh, not so great.
Jesus: Dang, fool. Stay in school!
DWMM: Why does Jesus rhyme?
Archem: He's Jesus. Don't question him!
Jesus: It's cool, man. He'll be hit by a van.
DWMM: What? *gets hit by a van*
Jesus: Hey, what'd I say?

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: Jesus, i have someone who'd like to meet you. *Summons Satan*
Satan: HAI GUYS!!!!
Jesus: Hey!  Satan is gay?!
Satan: Is it that obvious?
DWMM: Well, you are raping Archem.
Jesus: Hey man, don't rape! Just eat a grape! *Bowl of grapes appears*

[Archem]

Archem: Halp! Satan's making me gay by making me enjoy this!
Satan: No, silly goose! I am not
Archem: Liar! I won't fall for your tricks!
Jesus: Satan's evil can't make you gay. If you're not gay, just say "No way".
Archem: ...Shut up! You've fallen from grace, Lord! Lying in Satan's favor! For shame!
Satan: Whatever, fellah; I'm still ****ing your brains out. *continues rape*

[HobomasterXXX]

Buddha: *Walks in wearing Jesus robes and wig* Ha ha! Look, I'm Jesus! I can turn water into wine!! HAHAAHAH!!
Jesus: What the s-hit? That's my outfit!
Buddha: Oh... crap. He's here. *runs off*

[X_marks_the_ed]

Death: ...this bores me.
Mortique: Indeed. Lets go steal Jack's pumpkin.
Ed: I'll draw it!

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ...I really need to stop leaving for a week and not seeing whats going on.  Let me get this straight... Satan's gay, we have three alternate4 endings, and Buddah is a Jesus wanna-be?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: To make things convenient, I'll go with AFL's version.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: I just found our movie bootlegged on ebay.
Lucas: Bummer.
Ed: I know! Let's go tell Phayre! She'll fix everything!

Announcer: ...and so they began their journey home, but little did they realise....

[Archem]

Archem: What?! What did we realize a little?! The suspense is killing me!
Ed: Shut up! He was just about to tell us!
*cuts to Phayre in her office*
Archem: Aww. Now I don't get to know what we're not realizing!

In Phayre's Office
Phayre stares at her monitor.
Phayre: Computer, has everything gone according to plan?
MS Sam: Yes. The sale of the bootleg video was a success. Hahahahaha.
Phayre: Good. Soon, the internet will be flooded with unofficial releases of the movie, and Charas won't make a dime off of it! Hahahah!
Announcer: What's this?! Phayre is the one behind this evil?! Prepare yourselves, Charas crew, because unexpected danger lies at the end of this mystery!
Phayre: Who said that?! Computer! Start a Bio Scan of the surrounding area and exterminate any unauthorized visitors!
Computer: Yes. Scan initiated... One life form found. Exterminating...
Announcer: What?! I was supposed to be exclusively for dramatic irony! This is breaking the fourth wall! Stop! You ca-
Computer: Task complete. Unauthorized visitor exterminated.
Phayre: Excellent! Mwahahahahaha!

[HobomasterXXX]

Computer: Download complete!
Phayre: Finally! Now i just open the program and....
Computer: *explodes*
Phayre: ....

[lilsniffs3]

Phayre: Thank you that I have a laptop.
*Inserts disk.
Laptop screen: Would you like to review the contents of the folder "Hot pr0nz of me in hardcore situations"?
Phayre: I think I might need these.
Phayre: Review bootleg files.
Laptop: Autochecking. Checked. Contents of the folder "bootleg" are "Super evil DVD movie I bootlegged.DVDthinglol" "Meet the Charasians bonus movie.MP4" "Bootleg MP4 Copy.MP4" and "Hot pr0nz of me in hardcore situations.SuperPNGcollection".
Phayre: WHHAATT??? i must get back all

[Archem]

Archem (from far away): I want some corehardpr0nz of the mayor in compromising positions, stat! PLEEZE?!
MT11: What the hell is wrong with you?

[HobomasterXXX]

Narrator 2: Moving on....

Phayre: I just realised i haven't watched the movie yet. *puts DVD in DVD player*
--2 hours later-
Phayre: I don't think the bootleg DVDs will sell anyway. That was utter shite.

[Meiscool-2]

This pub needs more glow in the dark ninjas.