Charas Pub

[Grandy]

Grandy: Oh, no! He's turning into Elmer J. Fudd! Someone, do something!
Razor: I'm on it! *puts some feathers on his head, face paint, and starts doing Voodoo around Drace*

[Archem]

Archem: Does this seem racist or just in poor taste?
Lucas: I don't know what either of those things mean, but he needs a catchy drum beat.

[Grandy]

Grandy: *bongo*

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: *Pretends he read the last bit of plot* Soooo.... how's that..... truck going?

[Archem]

Archem: Truck? **** that truck!
Meiscool: I'm trying, but the tailpipe is so damn wide on this model! Somebody's done this'n' before! And quite a few times, at that!
Several: *facepalm*

[Moosetroop11]

Lucas: Sounds like you need a specialist tool for this job!
Drace: O gv et a rest!
Razor: Quiet! I've nearly finished voodoing you. If there is such a word. But first I need a sacrifice. And the alignment of the planets.
MT11: Well, the various pub events seem to have destroyed all the planets in our solar system except the small bit of rock the pub is on, and russia. So consider them aligned.
Razor: Right. *kills one of the pubgoers* ooga booga booga ooga booga! *Grandy drumroll* BOOGA!
Drace: I can speak! And dance! And siiiing!!!!

[Archem]

Archem: I sure hope I wasn't the guy who got killed!



...You know, because I'm a ghost.


...Yeah...
Grandy: Nice try, attention whore. Nobody cares who died, it's likely to be somebody of zero importance.
MT11: Augh! Death! With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

[drenrin2120]

*Drenrin walks in da pub and takes a seat.*

Drenrin: I think I've been here one other time. I didn't stay long 'cuz... well, the place blew up or something.

[Felix-0]

*walks into the pub to see WTF is going on*

Felix: "So this IS charas pub....*sigh* I know I'm gonna hate myself for walking in."

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Ah, Drenrin and Felix. My ooooold buddies. Let me buy your drinks.
Archem: By 'buy' he means steal, because Razor hasn't been bartending here for quite some time.
Grandy: By 'drinks' he means virginity.

[Meiscool-2]

Drunk Patron: My parents never had children.
MIC: Then how do you exist?
Drunk Patron: I don't. *dies*

[Archem]

Archem: Saw it coming.
Grandy: That's a lie and you know it.
Archem: It was not!
Grandy: Prove it!
MT11: I'll prove it! *tears off mask*
Grandy: *gasp*
MT11: That's right! I'm his father!
Archem: Saw it coming.
MIC: Wait, he said his parents never had kids.
MT11: And I never did... *tear streams down face*

[Meiscool-2]

Grandy: Drace! Is that a boner?
Drace: There's an overgrown moose crying in front of me and that just happens to be my turn on.

[Drace]

Drace: *takes place next to MT11* So, baby, what you doin' tonight?

[drenrin2120]

drenrin2120: So I was playing frisbee the other day with a bunch of kids I'd never met before. They kept calling my "Evil Kid". "cuz I had all black on... but I was clearly wearing green shorts. I got pizza stains on them later that night. *is talking to no one* Man, I hate it when that happens.
Felix: What? Talking to yourself or the pizza stains?