Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: I just got a brilliant idea... IT'S MY PUB!! I dunno about my flesh and blood, but sombody elses will do just fine... OH YEAH! And I want that fortress outside too! And you know what? I can because I'm immortal!

"He is immortal, he has inside of him th..."

*Lightwolf grabs the guy singing and tosses him through the roof*

Lightwolf: Ahem, as I was saying... I'm immortal, strong *flexes*, I have supernatural powers *creates a sword out of dark energy for a little while* and darn handsome to boot *grins stands tall*! Hwahahaha!

Darkfox: The blood rushed to his brain again...
Carbunka: Somthing has rushed to his brain...

Neth: ... I wanted to do that...

Guy: Make a big crazy speech?

Neth: No... toss a guy through the ceiling...

[WarxePB]

*some guy in the backgrounjd shouts "You suck, Lightwolf!"*
Lightwolf: Okay, who said that? *looks around pub*
Warxe: Hey, stop looking at me!
Lightwolf: I wasn't!
Warxe: Uh oh... *books it*
Lightwolf: Come back here! *runs after Warxe*
Red: Ha. He calls  himself immortal...

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Well... actually he is since he's uneffected by the passage of time.

Carbunka: Um... uh oh... my brain just stopped...

Darkfox: *sweatdrop* Meaning he don't age.

Carbunka: Oh! Now I get it!

[Grandy]

*Grandy's ghost is floating in the pub*
 Grandy's Ghost: Hey, I still dead... A phoenix down... please?... Anyone...? Just a little phoenix down.....? Can't anyone cast raise or raise2 or something like that?........ C'mon................?
 Red: Shut up! I'm trying to drink!
 Grandy's Ghost: But I'm dead...
 Red: Me too, so what?
 Grandy Ghost: But I dont like to be dead...
 Red: Hey, at least, you learned the meaning of life.
 Grandy's Ghost: Oh, yeah, and I can tell to everyone now!
 Razor: So, tell, whats the meaning of life?
 Grandy's Ghost: The meaning of life is wh-
 
 
  WILL GRANDY'S GHOST TELL TO THE MORTAL WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
  WILL THE MEANING OF LIFE BE GOOD? OR BAD?
  WILL MR.X AND KS EVER COME BACK TO THE PUB? (At least ks, he is who do all the work)

  DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE! IN THE SAME CHARAS TIME, IN THE SAME CHARAS CHANNEL!

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: *reaches out at the screen and pulls out what appears to be nothing* Ok, we don't need some disembodied voice making announcements so goodbye!

"NO! NOT THAT! AGHHH!!!!"

*Lightwolf tosses the disembodied voice through the ceiling, an impression of a person is seen*

Eustace: Stupid invisible men!

[Xen]

*Xen appears*
Xen: Hmmm...while I was gone, I was dead....and I helped feed some sharks....that is all....

*silence*

Xen: C'mon....at least say SOMETHING!!!!

*silence*

Xen: Oh fine!!!!
*Xen jumps into the ocean and starts swimming*

Red: Oh look, Xen is being mauled by sharks....again.....
Grandy's Ghost: Heeeeey!!! How come he comes back, but I still stay here....as a ghost!
Red: You could at least finish telling us what the meaning of life is!!!
Grandy's Ghost: Oh yeah! The meaning of life is......I forgot....

[Darkfox]

Carbunka: ... ... ...Now it all makes sense!!

Lightwolf: ... ... ... ...

Eustace: Works for me! Wahahaha... *puts on scary mask and goes BOOGABOOGABOOGA to Razor*

Razor: AGHHHH! *runs*

Eustace: Heeheehee! Stupid Homo Lupis.

Carbunka: Such language!

Darkfox: Wolfman Carbunka. It's the scientific name for a wolfman.

Carbunka: Ohhh... ... ... ... I never knew scientists were such potty mouths!

Darkfox: *sweatdrop and falls over* wait... how the heck does Eustace, who's had no education what-so-ever, know the scientific name for a wolfman...

Eustace: BOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!

Darkfox: Aghh! *jumps upwards and clings to the ceiling with tails all bushed out like a cat*

Eustace: Heeheehee! Stupid shinjuu!

[Mr. X : Syndicate Leader]

Heli Pilot Jet: Look sir, he's at it again!!
Mr. X: How about that, what a determined fellow.
KS: ORO??
Mr. X: You said it....
KS:Should we help him.
Mr. X: Meh..... well.... (Should I??)
Heli Pilot Jet: When does our meeting start???

[Grandy]

Grandy's Ghost: I still need to get back my flesh and bones, please someone? What I did to you all?
 Razor: Destroyed chairs...
 Warxe: ...forgot me in the underwater pub...
 Red: ...fooled Zero to attack me...
 Xen: ...did'nt help me in any moment...
 Razor: ...you corrected me 3 times.
 Grandy's Ghost: No, just 2 times..................... Damn!
 Razor: What I said? 4 times.
 Grandy's G: Just 3......................DAMN!!!
 Eustace: Stupid ghost of a stupid man in a stupid pub. *Put the mask and BOOGABOOGABOOGA to Grandy's G*
 Grandy's Ghost: ...............You're trying to scare a ghost? Thats our job, ya know...
 Razor: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY PUB? *throw Eustace to where's the invisible guy*
 Red: MY pub.

[Darkfox]

Voice: Holy crap! Aliens are invading!

*A big Tresh'Ktar warship comes down out of the clouds*

Darkfox: Oh great... now what...

*Dropods drop from the ship around the pub and multiple Tresh'Ktar come out in heavy suits as well as some huge Tresh'Ktar known as the Garudon*

*One of the Tresh'Ktar steps up to the bartender and picks him up off the ground*

Bartender: What do you want from me!?

Tresh'Ktar: Grah! Trah gi darod!

Garudon 1: Uh?

Garudon 2: Darod? Naki! Kar tinaka! *deep laugh*

Tresh'Ktar: *laughs and drops the bartender*

Darkfox: *Puzzled look, twitches*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Whoa, aliens!
Voice: Yes, aliens!
Warxe: Wait. I've heard that voice before... *looks up to see Razor with a megaphone*
Razor: It wasn't me! *disappears*
Garudon 2: *regards Warxe for a second*
Warxe: Not again! *books it*

*Zero wanders back into the pub*
Zero: Must.... have.... beer.....

[Darkfox]

Bender: No way! This is a one robot pub! Go make your own! So I can steal your profits, heheheheheh... Hermes said it! *flees*

*Dr. Weils creations barge in*

Kyubi Foxtar: Hey Zero, I had the tail attachments, what do you think? BE HONEST!!

Cactank: I lose weight, one pound, great eh Zero?

Rabbitca: I'm short... *cries* wait, Zero? Guess what, I'm your new partner and I'm going to jabber on, and on, and on...

Cactank: Move aside rabbit kid, I say I Cactank be Zero's comrade!

Kyubi Foxtar: ...just to avoid getting sliced in two again, I'll just say... I'm not one of Dr. Weil's numbers anymore. What does that even mean? It made me feel so... corny, sheesh.

*Gutsman is beating on a vending machine in the background*

Gutsman: Why not give Gutsman candy!?

*Shadowman appears*

Shadowman: Maybe you should insert money first?

*Shadowman disappears*

Gutsman: Uhhh... me knew that! *looks at vending machine* oopsy... sorry Vendingman

Vendingman: Ow! I'm getting Lawyerman to sue you!

Kyubi Foxtar: Aren't those Megaman's friends?

[Xen]

*Xen appears on a chair holding an open book. He shuts the book*
Xen: And that's the end of that story. Now get the **** out of my house!
Razor: This...isn't your house Xen. It's MY pub.
Xen: Did you like the story?
Razor: You never told us a story. You just appeared with a book and shut it.
Xen: You weren't listening to my story were you?You...you........you....ignorant...ignorer!!!!
Razor: You never told a story Xen! Ignorant Ignorer? You need to work on your insults.....
Xen: Whatever...I'm just gonna go to Razor's Pub now. Bye!
Razor: *slaps head* Stupid, stupid, stupid...

*Xen turns into a dragon and flies away*

Red: Oh look, Xen is being mauled by sharks with jetpacks. Do the sharks EVER give up?

*Everyone stands and watches as Xen is mauled by sharks with jetpacks*

Xen's distant voice: ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! THIRD TIME LUCKY! I WON'T DIE!!!!!

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Hey! Now his blood is orange! How about that?

[Grandy]

 Grandy's Ghost: ..................... SOMEONE USE A ******* PHOENIX DOWN IN MY BODY!!!!!
 Tresh'Ktar: Marom kargot makno batona, akan burka?... (And I still invading, you remember?...)
 Razor: Shut up, you two! We're watching Xen be mauled by sharks with jetpacks! You can invade later!
 *Xen enter in the pub, very, very, very, VERY wounded and bleeding*
 Xen: Help!
 *The sharks pull him back*
 Xen: Aaaaaaack!
 Red: Soon, he too will learn the meaning of life.
 Razor: This is better than watch TV.
 Zero: *drinking beer* I cant remember how I came here...
 Grandy's Ghost: ... I'm getting impatient...