Charas Pub

[Xen]

*Xen looks at his zombie self in the mirror*
Xen: Cool! I like this new look!
ES2005: Errrm...
Xen: Oh yeah. *eats ES2005*
ES2005: ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

[El Presidente]

El Prez: *Walks in with a small spray bottle*
Darkfox: Hello El Presidente, how are you?
El Prez: *Sprays Darkfox in the face and laughs maniacally*
Darkfox: Thanks... I guess I was a little hot.
El Prez: Blast it you blubbering buffoon Uncle Sam, you picked up the wrong bottle!
Uncle Sam: Sorry Boss.
El Prez: They're clearly labelled: 'Water' and 'Flesh Eating Spray', I don't know how you could mix them up!
Uncle Sam: I'll wait outside...
El Prez: Very well... so how are you Darkfox?
Red: You're an idiot...

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Uhhhhhhhh... yeah... *scratches head as Warxe runs by with NHP hopping after him*

[Drace]

Drace: Oh my god the pub has been n00bified.
Razor: Is that a real word?
Drace: It is now, It is now.
Razor: Whatever.

[Razor]

Razor: We're not in heaven anymore.
Drace: -
Razor: Even if we were or were not, we aren't now.
Drace: O-
Razor: Earth is now.
Drace: B-
Razor: Now, you can rebuild the pub.
Drace: I-
Razor: Meanwhile I'll get something to drink.
Drace: C-
Razor: A beer mayhaps.
Drace: B-
Razor: Same beer as before.
Drace: H-
Razor: Indestructible beer.
Drace: WILL YOU JUST LET ME TALK?!?!!
Razor: I just did. And that was your lunch break, get to work.
Drace: ...
Razor: I'm not paying you to ...!
Red: You're not paying him at all!
Razor: I'm not paying you at all! *wipes brow* Whew, good thinking Red.
Drace: *evil eyes at Red*
Red: Uh, Imo hide under this rubble for a while.

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

*Red is hiding under the rubble, there he says SamuraiGuy*

SamuraiGuy - Get you own rubble you bouncy pack of bones.
Red- O_0
SamuraiGuy - Think of it... *looks at red with evil*
Red -  
*samuraiguy disassembles  Red*
SamuraiGuy - Now I am under rubble AND bones!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Strolls in* "Seems no-one can get on without me, so I thought I'd come back."
Red: "You left?"
MT11: -sigh- "Yes. Razor, just gimme a drink. Not poisoned, or with a bomb inside, or with some magical property that'll somehow destroy the pub."
Razor: "Awww, you want a normal one?" *Goes to the part of the pub that is labeled 'Non poisoned drinks with no bombs inside which do not have some magical property that'll somehow destroy the pub'. It has cobwebs everywhere. He gets a drink.*
MT11: "Woah, how long since you used normal drinks?"
Razor: "Ages. poison is cheaper."
Drace: "Huh? you mean we've been drinking..."
*Everyone dies exept Razor and MT11, MT11 sips drink*

[Drace]

Drace: Wait a sec? How can I die when I don't buy Razor's beer but the waitresses beer?
Razor: Is that damn woman back?! Come here stupid waitress so I can whoop your ***. *Goes to search the waitress*
Drace: Now change the poison beer with normal beer and we can normally drink again. *changes it and razor comes back*
Razor: I feel sorry about posioning you guys. I will use the normal beer from now on.
Drace: D'ih!
MT11: Isn't it D'oh?!
Drace: D'uh!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Okay, stop it already!
NHP: But I love you!
Warxe: Seriously!?
NHP: Yeah!
Warxe: Well, then... *turns to Razor* Do you have any private rooms in this place?
Razor: Pay me.
Warxe: *sigh* Fine... *pays Razor for a room*
NHP: Does this mean...?
Warxe: Yep! We're getting married! *starts handing out invitations to wedding*
Drace: Can I be best man?
Warxe: No.
Drace: Why?
Warxe: Because I said.
Drace: Please?
Warxe: No.
Drace: PLEEEEEASE?
Warxe: Hey Xios, could you help me for a second?
Xios: What?
Warxe: *whispers into Xios' ear*
Xios: Consider this your wedding gift. *snaps fingers, and Drace is sucked into oblivion*
Warxe: Thanks.
MT: Can I be best man?
Warxe: Do you want to end up like Drace?
MT: No.
Warxe: Then don't ask me that. Now, I have wedding preparations to arrange. *leaves with NHP*

[Drace]

Drace: *while sucked in oblivion* I shall return SUPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! *fades away*
Warxe: What was that about?
Razor: Dunno.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Now that is one of the weirdest... why don't I have that kinda luck with women?
Darkfox: Because not all women are adorable Netherworld Hyena Puppies from the Astral Plains who turn into a teenager after only a couple of years, then when adults they stop ageing and remain youthful for many years before getting old usually outaging a human by at most twenty years. Unless if they are immortal and time becomes irrelevant.
Lightwolf: @_@ *collapses*

[WarxePB]

Xios: You said you have a problem with women?
Lightwolf: Yeah.
Xios: *hands LW a card with a number and "The HOTline - Beauties from Hell!" printed on it*
LW: @_@ *faints*
Darkfox: He's not undead.
Xios: Good point. I could, though... *draws the Chameleon sabers*
LW: X_x *dies*
Xios: *Mr. Burns-style "Excellent"* *reanimates LW* Now, go, my mindless undead slave, and kill!
LW: X_@ *dies again*
Kratos: How do the undead die...?
DF: Beats me.

[Darkfox]

Saide: *appears and points at Xios* You! Summoner hater!
Xios: What? Oh... you again.
Saide: *Takes out a book* From the Book of Beasts I summon... BARNEY!

Darkfox: Erm...

Saide: Huh? Oops... wrong book... *throws the book away and walks off* I will return!

[WarxePB]

-Kratos: JUDGEMENT!
*beams of light fall from the sky, putting a bunch of holes in the pub roof, but failing to kill Barney*
-Xios: Amateur. DARKNESS RISING!
*A black aura surrounds Barney, which grows as he gets attacked by various black energy weapons*
-Barney: Let's sing!
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
-Xios: NOOOOOO!
-Zero: ...wha.... Who's singing?
*sees Barney*
Zero: That's it. You're SO dead.
*cleaves Barney in two with his saber*
*The two halves of Barney join together*
-Barney: You can't kill me! *suddenly turns all evil and robotic*
UberBarney: *starts singing again. Glasses and windows shatter*
-Warxe: I know!
*presses a button on the back of UberBarney that says "KILL ME"*

[ES2005]

ES2005: I bow down to you, Warxe. But, Who's gonna kill that?
*Elmo comes in*
Elmo: This is the song, Elmo's song!
ES2005: I can't help to think that we're violating a milloin copyrights.