Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: Razor lost it.

[SleepAid]

GIVE ME TEH REMOTE, DAMMIT!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "... You know what we really need? Some evil bad guy trying to take over the pub. I need some o' that evil laughing right now."
Broli: "MWAHAHAHAHA! I AM A GOD!"
MT11: "He'll do."
*Broli raises his massive fist and brings it down with such force that it completely destroys an ant which happened to be crawling on one of the tables*
Broli: "MWAHAHAHAHA!"

(I assume at least one person here has played Budokai 3)

[Drace]

Drace: *kicks Brolly out* Sorry but rule 18246: No Dragonball.
MT11: Awwww

[Razor]

Razor: I like the way you enforce the rules! I'm gonna promote you to Barfly!
Drace: Yay - wait - what was I before?
Razor: Barfly.
Drace: Wait, didn't you already go through this with someone?
Razor: Watch that mouth, or I'll bust you down to Barfly so fast your hat will spin!
Drace: But I like this hat...

[Xen]

Xen: *spins Drace's hat* Ha ha!
Drace: Nooo!!! My hat!!! *has crying fit*

[Drace]

Drace: In my town we don't have a toilet in the house. When we need to go we go through the back door, run half a mile and then discover that it's the shed and we need to go through the front door to get by the shithouse. Can you imaging it when it rains, we go running across the field, fall in the mud, **** our pants, go on while the **** is dripping down your pants, then discover it's the shed and run a mile to the ol shithouse to discover that we lost out keys when we fell into the mud.
Xen: That's crap for your.

[Tomi]

Tomi: What kind of town do you live in?

Drace: Ummm....  One that is obsessed with running to the craphouse, sliping in mud on the way there, craping their pants, and losing there keys in the mud, or at least I think its mud...

*Everyone takes one big step away from Drace, afraid of his brown pants*

[Drace]

Drace: What, I was the one who invented the toilet in the house.
*Everybody takes a step towards Drace*
Drace: ...........................................................................................................................What?! You expect me to say something?
*Looks at spot in the far away*
Drace: .........................
Tomi: Hello. *waves in front of his head*
Drace: ..............................
Razor: What is he looking at?
Drace: ................................
White: I have no idea.
Drace: ..............................
Xen: Why don't we also try to see what he sees.
*Tomi, Razor, White and Xen also look at a spot in the far distance*
Drace: He he. *Waves in front of Tomi, Razor, White and Xen, no respond*
Drace: Warxe, are we ready.
Warxe: Yes, sir!
Drace: Let's go then. *Warxe and his gang come running out of the storage with all the beer of the pub*
Drace: *Outside with Warxe and his gang* Put it in the truck, No! Not in the front! I need to drive us away remember! Yes, in the back.
*Drace, Warxe and his gang drive away*

[Razor]

3 minutes before
*Razor appears through a portal*
Razor: Razor! Drace will deploy a dastardly trick against you! Don't let it happen.
Razor: Hey, you old.
Future Razor: I waited 60 years until they invented time travel to warn you about the stealing on the beer!
*present happens*
Razor: Hey Drace! Screw you! Or something.
Drace: Are you sure you don't want to look at the thing I'm looking at?
Razor: *looks to Future Razor*
Future Razor: *shakes head slowly*
Razor: Apparently not!
Drace: Damn.
Future Razor: Yay! It worked! I'm disappearing! *disappears*
Warxe: Come Drace. We must continue our work.
Drace: What do you mean?
Warxe: We must continue to do what we do every night, Pinky. Try to take all the beer! Whahahahahahaha!!












Drace: Who's Pinky?

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: NARF!

[Razor]

Razor: Indeed.
Samurai Guy: My line!
Shadowbeast: KILL j00!

[Drace]

Drace: Kill joo? They've lost it.
Razor: Stop doing that for ones!
Drace: What?
Razor: Saying that everyone lost it.
Drace: Ok.
*Razor walks away*
Drace: *to darkfox* He lost it.

[Razor]

*Some Orc lookin guy walks in*
Orc: Hello.
Razor: Eh? Where'd you come from?
Orc: That new game by Weerd Thing. Those guys look serious about it.
Drace: They've lost it.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Eats Ork* "Delicious."