Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: Now that's sanity, we all must take an example to that.

[ES2005]

*blinks*
ES2005: Absurd.
ES2k5: Immunity.
ES32005: Indeed.
Es2005: Amazing.
Es20005: Insane.
SE2005: Shut up.
SZ2005: I'm not a clone, I'm not a clone!
ES2005: I know that, idiot. Shut up.
Es2005: Where exactly did we come from this time?
ES2k5: I dunno. Grandy saw us.
Grandy: He's right you know.
SE2k5: Excellent.
Es2k5: Whoa. Reality Check.
Es20052k5: Longest Name!
ES20052k532005: Beat ya.
ES2005: Melt!
*ES2005 creates a fireball and hurls it at all 90 of the clones*
ES2005: Why did I only realize this? Grandy posted like a million posts back. Oh, and Drace, sanity is overrated.
Drace: Whatever.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "Indeed it is sane. I took Sane classes at sane school, you know."
Drace: "Can't say I've heard of it."
MT11: "It's in sanetown, on sane island, just off the coast of the United Sanes of America."
Razor: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..."
Darkfox and Lightwolf: "Shut up."
MT11: "SANE o more!"

[Razor]

*everyone else dies*
Red: Why'd you do that?
Razor: Cause I was bored :P

[SleepAid]

*Shinotebasiiackh walks into the bar and pours himself a beer* *looks around at the bodys* Wow. Glad I wasn't there for that. *looks at beer* *pours it out*

Bartender. Vodka.

[Tomi]

*Bartender goes to get the vodka, but notices its missing*
Bartender- Where'd out $1,000,000,000 vodka go?
Warxe-  This time it wasnt me.
Tomi walks up quietly to Warxe and says softly:
Tomi: Hey Warxe, I stole the vodka and put it in the back of your truck, just like you said.  Now where's my money?  
Warxe: In the cash register.

[MSlash67]

*MSlash walks into the bar and steps on one of the bodies on the ground*

MSlash: Eww! Squishy!

*He goes and sits down at the bar.*

MSlash: Bartender! Get me some Schnapps!

[Razor]

Razor: Grrrrrr! *limit bar full* *limit break: omnislash* *races around Tomi, slashing him with his claws 13 times*
Razor: For the last time, I AM THE BARTENDER!
Red: Where'd you learn that?
Razor: Ahh, stole it from some hobo.





******
*Cloud, Tifa and Red are surrounded by 3 BFDragons*
Cloud: Don't worry guys, I can save us! *limit bar full* *limit bar wasted*
Cloud: What happened to my omnislash?
*Dragons move in*
*screams*

[Drace]

Drace: *strangely revived* Did I missed something?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Gets up* "Fools! I am unsent!"

[Razor]

*cast of FFX rush in*
MooseTroop: Ooh, here we go! *moosetroop gets taken outside and put into a large metal cylinder*
MooseTroop: This doesn't seem right...
Wakka: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blastoff eh?
*Moosetroop gets *sent* into the sun

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Floats down to Earth* "Har har very funny."

[ES2005]

ES2005: I didn't take the time to read the posts, so I am just posting random stuff!
Conscience: Don't lie, you DID read the posts...
ES2005: Shut up.
MT11: "Hi, What's up?"
ES2005: You stop with your quotation marks.
ES2005: "Besides, it's catching."
*everyone starts using quote marks*
ES2005: "It's Hell al over again."
Red: "You were in Hell? I never saw you."
ES2005: "It's an expression, doofusbrain."

[Drace]

Drace: "I would never use quotation marks."

[ES2005]

ES2005: "Aggh! It's MT11itis!"
MT11: "That isn't very nice."