Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "What's the big deal?"
Razor: *Points to poster showing someone laughing at a moose* "It's national pick on a moose day. Like Christmas but un-corrupted by greed."
Drace: "Pick on a Moose day badges! Get your badges here!"
Razor: "Pick on a moose day prices! Everything double price! Like I said, un-corrupted."

[Drace]

MT11: Oeh, I must have a moose badge!
Drace: Really, there made from moose skin and bones ya know.

[Drace]

Drace: I'm getting worried.
Razor: Why?
Drace: You allmost have no customers.
Razor: How do you mean?
Drace: We're the only two ppl in here you f***ing moron!!!!

[Razor]

Razor: That's it.
Drace: What?
Razor: *duct tapes Drace up and throws him off a bridge* The beer is mine! *goes to pub, locks doors and starts drinking beer*

[wildguy3922]

wildguy3922: *breaks the door down to the pub and walks up to Razor* Your lucky I saved Drace's life after you threw him off! *Takes the beer out of Razor's hand and leaves*
Razor: *gets up and chases after wildguy3922*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Wow, I guess everyone forgot about me, huh. *Starts drinking*

[Drace]

Drace: *Still taped and on the bridge which lies 100 miles of the pub* *grabs knife and cuts tape apart*
*Yelling* YOU COULD AT LEAST HAVE CUT MY TAPE YOU IGNORANT FOOL!!! Well, only one thing to do, the journey back home. *Drace walks towards the pub*

*Meanwhile in the pub*
Razor: MY BEER!!!!
MT11: Hehe, quickly drink it all.

*Back to Drace*

Drace: *In front of a forest about 99 miles away* Well, only one road. I just hope Razor doesn't has wolf friends here that he ordered to attack me. Well. *Walks into the forest*

Non-game
PS: Please play along with the journey to the pub, with exiting adventures, and continue the normal Pub stuff.

[Moosetroop11]

Razor: Die! Die! Die! *Whacks MT11 with metal pole, MT11 tries to drink as much as possible before he passes out from bruising and blood loss*

-Meanwhile-

Drace: Oh look! A dog! Come here, doggy...

Oh crap, that's a wol...

[Grandy]

 Drace: OMG!!!!1!!11!11 *Starts to run in circles* A wolf! Somebody HELP!!!! ITS A WOLF!!!!!!

 --meanwhile, at the pub--
 MT11: *Running in circles* OMG!!!1!!1 HELP!!!! ITS RAZOR!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!
 

[Razor]

*cartoony sounds as objects are used against each other during annoying chase scenes in the pub

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Wolves: *attack*
Drace: *screams*
Blood: *sprays*

[Drace]

Drace: *running* Good thing that that rabbit jumped in front of me.

-Meanwhile-

Razor: *Sitting by a desk with morsecode thing* Damn!!! He escaped!!!

[WarxePB]

*Warxe appears beside Drace*

-Warxe: Hi.
-Drace: What are you doing here?
-Warxe: I'VE COME TO SMITE YOU! MUAHAHA! *dies*
-Drace: *runs*
-Warxe: Hey! I'm not done with you! *runs after Drace, but trips over a rock and falls into a convinently-placed pirahna-infested river*

*Pub*

*Xios appears in the cellar*
-Xios: Hand over the beer, Razor, or I'll feed you to the dogs. *A couple of skeletal dogs appear*

[Drace]

Razor: Wait, let's make a deal. If you and your dogs go kill Drace I'll give you as much beer as you can drink. Ummmm.... Xios. *waves in front of his head and discovers that it's a dust cloud*
Cloak: You do realize that he can drink all your beer cause of this deal.
Razor: Now this is the smart part. Drace is a lucky bastard.
Cloak: So your point is?
Razor: This hunt of Xios will result in failure or in his death.
Cloak: Smart.

-Back to Drace-
Drace: Ok Warxe, you may come now. As long as you stop CHEWING ON MY FRICKING LEG!!!!
Warxe: *Stops with chewing* Ok.

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: Can you hear that?
-Drace: What?
-Warxe: I dunno. But can you hear anything?
-Drace: Other than you, no.
-Warxe: Excellent...
-Drace: What?
-Warxe: Nevermind...
-Xios: AH HA! *appears*
-Warxe: Xios?
-Xios: I'm here to kill both of you.
-Drace: Why?
-Xios: Because I can. *summons a few skeletons and runs away*
-Warxe: I hate the undead...

***

-Cloak: So... Kratos. Why are you still here?
-Kratos: I have nothing else to do.
-Cloak: Do you think Xios is really going to kill them?
-Kratos: No. Warxe isn't killable, and Drace.... has some sort of defense, I'm sure.
-Odin: I know. No matter how many times I Zantetsuken Warxe's neck, he still comes back.
-Drake: I think he sold his soul to the devil.
-Cloak: ...
-Drake: It's the only logical explanation.
-Odin: I would bet 291 gold, 10 Rupees and 5000 Gil that Warxe IS the devil.
-Kratos: No, Flanders is.
-Odin: Huh?
-Kratos: Nothing...
-Cloak: Whatever. Let's play Twister.
-Drake: No way! You always win at that?
-Cloak: It's not my fault that I don't have a physical body...

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Like Rayman only without the body floating in the middle!