Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Grandy, I'll help you! But- err.... I'm in three teams.
Razor: *Slashes MT11 in three* Problem solved!

*Much later Drace gets up from being squashed*

Drace: Phew! Alive again. *Dies*






















Xen (Alive again): Oops, was that me?

[Darkfox]

*Everybody goes "YAY!"*

Random Guy: Now can we have free beer?

Razor: No.

*Everybody that drinks goes "BOO!"*

Razor: Aghh! GHOSTS! *runs*

[Drace]

Xen: Argh! My wings are broken!
Drace: Hehe, I think they fell over yonder. *points in a random direction*
Xen: Thanks! *Goes there*
Drace: Hehe *quickly grabs a flying machine build with Xen his wings* So long sucker! *Flies off but as Drace never took flying lessons.... well gues*

[Darkfox]

*Drace falls Coyote style and crashes with a loud thud*

Xen: Meep meep! *dashes off*

[Xen]

Drace: *catches up with Xen* Xen, you left your wings behind.
Xen: Oh yeah. Wait! You caught up with me pretty fast!
Drace: I was walking.
Xen: Look, I'm not the best runner in the world, okay? Now where are my wings?
Drace: Over yonder. *points at wrekage of flying machine*
Xen: *retrieves wings* Yay! Now I can fly again!!
Drace: Don't they need to be attached to you first?
Xen: *pauses* Good point. But I can solve that.

 Minutes later...

Drace: Xen. For the last time. Superglue will not work.
Xen: I'm the professional here. Be quiet.
Drace: Even so, you're trying to glue them to your head. Even though they're meant to go on your back!
Xen: Who's the professional? Me!
Drace: Uughhh....forget you... *starts walking in the direction of the pub*
Xen: Drace, the pub's that-away! *points in a random direction*
Drace: Oh yeah. *walks in the direction Xen pointed*
Xen: Fool...

[Darkfox]

*Drace ends up in the land of pink bunnies*

Drace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Drace]

Drace: *runs back and comes in a land of pink poodles*AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! POODLES!!!!!!


*note: Drace is afraid of poodles

[Moosetroop11]

*Grandy and MT11's head bounce up to Grandy*
MT11's head: We're here to help!
*MT11's torso arrives*
MT11's torso: Hey hey! I've found him!
*MT11's rear arrives*
MT11's rear: Here he is!
Grandy: *Sweatdrop* So maybe putting him in three teams was a bad idea...
MT11's parts: I found him first! No, I found him! Shut up, it was me who found him! *Fight ensues, Drace cowers below tree while poodles close in*

[Xen]

*Xen is wandering around nearby, with his wings glued to his head*
Xen: Hmm....I'm lost...damn stupid wings... *notices the pink poodles* ARRGGHHH!!!! NOOOO!!!! PINK POODLES!!!! *climbs up the tree Drace is hiding beneath* They'll never get me up here.
Drace: Now why didn't I think of that? *climbs up the tree*
Xen: No! This is my tree! Get your own!! *pushes Drace off the tree*
Drace: *falling down to the pink poodles* ARRRGGGHHH!!!!

[Red Giant]

Red: *Gets stunned by Xen's flashing avatar* Aaah! Blind! I'm bliiiind!

[Grandy]

 *Meanwhile, at the pub (this still the Charas PUB)*

 Seph: .............................................................I'm alone

 *Meanwhile, with team 2*
 Zero *playing monopoly with Kratos and Darkfox*: YAY! Now I have more 30000 gil!
 Kratos: Zero, thats the jail, you just wrote "Zero wins 30000" below it.
 Zero: Details, details, plus, acordint to the rules, since you doubt me you must give me more than you have!
 Kratos: What the ...? *Read the rules, its hand-write and with Zero's signature below* Everytime  [STRIKE]Kratu[/STRIKE] Kratos doubt of Zero, he must give more than he  [STRIKE]rav[/STRIKE] have".
 Darkfox: ......... why I still here again?

[Drace]

Drace: Eeeeek!!! *runs away from poodles and hits a wall*
Hmmm, there's a sign there.
                       CHARAS PUB
               PAY OR LEAVE THIS PLACE
Yup I'm back.
*Enters pub*
Razor! Give me pint or 2.
Razor: Where are the others?
Drace: In *shivers* poodle land, the new theme park across the street.
Razor: I knew that that hellish place would cause problems.

[Razor]

Razor: Those people aren't drinking enough!
Zero: GIVE ME YOUR MOONNNEEEYYY!!1
Seph: Ne'er!
*Monopoly fight breaks out*
Razor: That's it *lights monopoly on fire*
*slow motion 'nooooooooo's are heard*

[Darkfox]

*A fair skinned man with long black spikey hair, a brown left eye and bandages that cover the other and the some of the right side of his face, he wears gloves made of bandages and a long black leather coat and black boots, his geans are a bit ragged*

Lord Morro: Greetings, for I am Lord Morro, I will be your execu... errr... entertainment for tonight's slaught... errr... show!

[Grandy]

 *Grandy comes in*
 Grandy: WOW! Really, you guys missed some stuff!
 Razor: In Poodle Land?
 Grandy: Yup, first we were afraid of the poodles, then we had an idea and run for Pink Bunnie Land, thinking the poodles would eta all the bunnies and leave us alone. Then, the bunnies start to EAT THE POODLES. And the signal "Pink Bunnie Land" fell, showing another signal "Warning: Governament Bunnies Mutated to Kirby-like Bunnies", and the bunnies start to eat Xen. And the bunnies absorved his power!
 Razor: What power?
 Grandy: EXACTLY! They just absorved the non-power of Xen, and became normal bunnies! But normal bunnies can't eat poodles, so the poodles came back from their stomach and ate all the bunnies, but those were Quina-like mutated poodles, so they absorves the non-power from the normal bunnies, and became nowmal poodles, and normal poodles can't eat bunnies alive, so the bunnies came back to live, normal, and normal poodles, and then Xen came back to live, and the poodle and bunnies became friends and start to try to EAT us in smal bites, then Drace call the manager, and the manager had an idea... and the karaoke started...

 *meanwhile, at the pink bunnie land*
 Drace and Xen singing:  ....Come together yeah Come together yeah.... (Beatles)
 Karaoke voice: And the winner is... Bunnie #3 and Poodle #45
 Drace: DAMN IT!