What is the weirdest dream you ever had?

[tyia]

Type your weirdest or scariest dream you ever have.
The weirdest dreams I always have vampires in it,
Like the one I was in an alley and a vampire came, bit me,and suck my blood.

[WarxePB]

Well, I don't really have scary dreams, but I do sleepwalk. Like this one time. I was dreaming that I was late for school. I got up, looked through my closet, and realized that all I had to wear was Warxe's clothing (gray shirt, gray pants, long blue jacket). You know like those cartoons where the guy only has 10 different suits that all look the same? That's what it was like. So I went upstairs and sat on the couch in the living room.

...and when I woke up, I was lying on that same couch at 3 in the morning. It wasn't really scary, but it did freak me out.

[DragonBlaze]

Well I had a few wierd dreams.

One was that I was a dragon in the mall with my grandparents. All of a suddon this other dude wanted to fight me. Well in the end he left me no choice and I had to bite him in the neck. It tasted really bad   Anyway I then joined a group of people who were fighting this wizard. Well he used some sort of magic to paralize everyone, then he went over to me and called me by my real name (I had a differant name as a dragon), then  it just got really wierd from there.

The other one was I was in a big city built into the side of a cliff. Something happened and I was thrown very far away and I had to try to find my way home. The odd thing was that it seemed like that dream lasted months if not years. Along the way I went in this big canyon, and found a little peble with markings on it. It had some wierd powers and then some people were after me for it. Well on my journy I found a few more of them, fought the other dudes, and finally returned home. But (time gaps here) after a few years I was bored with living in the town, so I undertook the journy again. Then every so many years I retook it.

[Revolution911]

The wierdest....im witnessing an exorcism. pretty kickass dream if u ask me.

Note: This is an exorcism from one badass priest. Like wolfwood from trigun.

[SonicChaos7]

I ate a wet poodle...

[Revolution911]

nice...........that was it?

[SonicChaos7]

Yeah. I woke up, went to sleep, ate a wet poodle in my dream then my cell phone rang and woke me up. Weird dream, but it was great.

[DragonBlaze]

Did the poodle taste good?

[SonicChaos7]

It tasted like wet dog.

[Revolution911]

i like my exorcism better.....

[SonicChaos7]

I have plenty of other weird dreams. Like one, I could shape shift into things. I shape shifted into a girl and couldn't go back. It sucked, but I was hot.

[Revolution911]

well.....anotheer one is  im in a city with nothing but zombies, me, and a shotgun. you can probably guess how it goes from there.


i go all resident evil on their sorry asses. yet again. a kickass dream.

[tyia]

O_O  Man,you guys reply faster then I thought.

Anyway back on topic,
there was this dream I had,it was so weird:
I dreamt that I was in this castle and everyone was wearing dresses (of course the guys wasn't,that would be weird)
and this lady that look like a queen point her finger at me and shout "You have no dress on!!! You need to be punish!"
and my body disappeared.

[MrMister]

Fry from Futurama turns into Micheal J. Fox

[SonicChaos7]

What I would do to wear a dress... >.>;;; what?

Another weird dream... I became a mass killer and started decapitating people on the streets.