What is the weirdest dream you ever had?

[DragonBlaze]

I remember another wierd dream I had, I was trapped at school and the only way for me to get out was through the toilet!

[Revolution911]

i was stuck inside the world of winny the pooh. i took a knife from rabbits kitchen. and one by one, they all fell.  the last target was the boy. he put more of a fight into it tho.  







my god do i love my dreams.

[SleepAid]

I had one were I went to ren faire, got drunk, did some things I ain't talking about on here, drank some more, fell asleep, woke up for second day of faire, swordfaught, drank, drank, sworfaught, fell asleep, woke up for real.

It was awesome.

[Revolution911]

pfff...u can do that in real life.

[Reain_]

Wierd Dreams? Wierd Dreams? oh god were should I start Every Dream I have had in my life is wierd, Im like a magnet for wierd azz dreams.

Well one day I Had a dream where my brother and me were in a trakter and i drove it into my grandmas basment that flooded and had aligators in it then my bro turned to a dog and we ended up in a desert once i blinked and we had to fight lava monsters that died when you threw ashes in there eyes.

Last night I had a Dream where I went in this building to take mid term test and at the door they gave us cell phones that could text message people in the building then this buss came up and took every one to my grandmas basment where they got lost and when i found them we went to a room to take a test and this judge at the front called me up for having the cell phone and aressted me.

another time I had a dream I was in my moms house and when I walked to another room I was in my dads house and then another room my grandmas, well anyway these burgalers kidnaped my G/F and held her hostage in my grndmas when I foound a dog in the lawn and rided on it's back and it breathed fire and burnt the bad guys.

Another time When I was about 10 I woke up and went to my parents room and fell asleep and had a dream I had a pet tucan and there was a black and white tucan with razors for teeth and my tucan faught the other one and then it bit me on the finger when i woke up my finger was bleeding.

I also had a dream that when i got into the car this UFO was following us and it was black and shaped like a hot dog, well when we hit a korn feild these aliens came out and warped me to this planet were I ended up being a god.

I got plenty more and actually soon I'm going to be making a section in a site I make of allot of my wierd dreams so keep an eye out and they will have allot more detail than these did

[SleepAid]

So... how much drugs do you take anyway?

[Revolution911]

in my dreams....somethin always dies.

[Snake Eater]

I had dream where I was walking, then I fell down. I don't know what it means though.......Meh

[Weregnome]

Weirdest one I had (I actually hyad this as a dream) was when I was picturing myself alseep dreaming about someone guy who was thinking about me a sleep and so one. It was on loop... I think it was anyways cs I can't remember it all....

[Razor]

well last week I had a dream which was sort of like a horror survival thing. everyone else was psycho and armed with a scapel, and I also had a scapel. there was a lot of slit throats. unusual, because that was the first time in a long time that I dreamed, and when I do dream its hardly anything like that.

[White Dwarf]

i normaly dream but i forget most of them, my werdest one was when i was cinda OUTSIDE a dream, and it was a grid, and all the dreams iver ever had were in there own box, and i was walking in fround or the dream-grid and looking at each one and thinking of what a good/bad dream that was, then i foun a bit with my future dreams and decided to see what one of them were like, so i was getting ready to go to bed and misterio (a baddy from spiderman) appered at the window and i jumped at him smashing thrw the glass window and smashing him against the next wall, then i went into other dreams....

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

its weird,
i whas down in my bed and then my mobile phone went: ring...ring...ring, i picked my mobile phone up and thats when i woke up O_0

[Red Giant]

My dreams always take place like bad acted plays. Everyone is just an actor playing out a script, but badly, and I'm just a guy who forgot his lines and ad-libs the whole way through.

For instance, there was once a dream where I was being chased by a hitman, so I hid behind a TV in a house.
This TV was about a tenth of my size, there is no way in hell that you couldn't spot me but, you see, the story said that the hitman was meant to look around for me but give up and leave.
There were plenty of times that the guy actually looked directly at me, and tried hard to keep a straight face, but the script said that he wasn't meant to see me.

One of my weirdest dreams (Also like this) took place in a farm. At 10pm, however, a cloud of dust came over the farm and time went backwards to the beggining of the day.
And, at 10pm on that day, the cloud came back and reversed time again, making it a horrible loop.
Everything was just like it was except for my memory, which remained the same. So, obviously, I was the hero who was meant to find a way to stop the cloud.
But sometimes, one of the farmers would say something that related to another loop day that they shouldnt have remembered, like "No, that didn't work, you tried it last time, remember?"
After which they would quickly correct themselves. Like actors saying the wrong line.

There are plenty of times I feel like forcefully making it a lucid dream, but oddly, I always feel that if I do, I'll somehow be fired... from my dreams.

[AsakuraHao2004]

I have the weirdest dreams I know of.

I've had some bad experiences with coffee in dreams... one particular phrase that just disturbes me keeps reappering... So why not give you the whole dream where it originated...
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Note: Excuse the spelling, I typed this fast.

Me, my father, and Geffory ( kid I met in summer school) were walking along in our flanel jackets as if we had just finished a hard days work. We were all drinking cans of beer. We were headed through a tunnel of an empty footbal stadium toward the feild, when there was this group of jocks sitting... on the wall it seemed... and my dad stopped and talked to them. Then I remember nothing...

Suddenly, it was much later. I was in some kind of questioning room at a place that was sort of like school. I could see a lot of people running around through the window of the room, almost like I had commited some kind of haeinous act, and they were all rushing to find files on me and stuff... thing was they were all teenagers. I was listening to my MP3 Player, I remember. Then they brought in my friend Chad, like they were gonna let me see one person. He was listening to Mudvayne on his MP3 player, when I asked.

Suddenly, the room is filled. It happens so suddenly in fact, that I'm talking to Chad about a clothing store, but when I look up I'm really talking to another kid, Adam. Then I meet this asian kid, and someone who's obviously his sister. She's behind a portable, small, round, curtain because she is so badly ill. (The setting transforms to a hospital around this time) Another girl is on the ground crying in hysterics and knocks the girl in the curtain over. Her mom (played by my friend Rusty's mom in this dream) started kicking the girl in hysterics to stop her.

Suddenly, I'm on a plane... theres a woman squshing me to the side of a wall and also I'm surrounded by pillows, and the woman keeps repeating the phrase "Where there's a pillow, there's coffee, so my pillow is overtaken.", which, in the dream, made perfect sense, and meant "Move, this is my spot."

Suddenly, I was at my house on the front porch on a hot summer day, playing with the hose...<>

So anyways, the hose broke and the water pressusre spun my in dizzy circles and I fell down. Then I saw a girl roller-skating down the street who had a strange resemblence to Sonic the Hedgehog, and I remember thinking "She's kinda cute..." Then I notice our neighbors planning for a party, and have parked their van in our yard, and our next door neighbor's daughter, Felecia, and my sister were blasting my X-Japan CD and it made me mad that they took it without premission. The Sonic girl started skating by again, and I went inside the van to get a pop. Suddenly, I'm in the van, holding a gun to Felicia's head. WAKE!

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Yes, at that very moment, I woke up. This happened about a half a year ago, and that coffee saying has came back a few times... I dont rememebr the dreams, but I definatly remember the saying....

I may post some more later..

[RuneBlade]

 

i was stuck inside the world of winny the pooh. i took a knife from rabbits kitchen. and one by one, they all fell. the last target was the boy. he put more of a fight into it tho.

now THAT IS PRICELESS!!

Once i was sitting in my classroom in my underwear, and suddenly a soccer team rushes in from the door. WAKEY

Ive also experienced killing my cousin with a knife at the cinema. I canīt really explain how good that felt.

And another really nice one, ill use smileys for that.