The Vatican's goin up in flames

[I Have a Sandwich]

Religion is art. Most of the early sculptures and paintings we know of were of religion. The ancient Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, the majority of their works involved the gods. Any art historian (Like my mother, for instance) will tell you that many of the old works were created to honor the peoples religion.

[Cosmos]

Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Technically, typing properly makes peoples' lives harder.

But this isn't the thread to discuss that. Go off-topic somewhere else, Drace, or I call in the mods. *holds up bells labelled "Mid", "Robbie" and "Sai"*

Do I look like a dog or something? o.O

Originally posted by Meiscool

quote:

Originally posted by Midnight quote: Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich Art IS religion. so... hentai is religion?

Yes. I worship it every night. GTFO.

LOL! No.  :p


Razor, hentai is still considered art tho...... greeks and christians and so on painted naked ppl too. Heck there is a pic of some chick getting laid by a goat.  

[Razor]

Yeahs but when they painted naked pictures it wasn't for the purpose of fap fap fap. There was usually some point behind it, like that one with the naked guy and God and their fingers are POINTING AT EACH OTHER IN AN ENDLESS LOOP I mean it means something.

Getting laid by a goat, on the other hand... uh, what? Surely there was a point to that. Perhaps to illustrate a story of a god who turned into a goat. To have sex with someone.

I don't know.

[EXO Muffin]

The Greeks believed that Zeus morphed into several animals to seduce women. There was also one Greek myth, where this girl loved this bull, but she supposed to go near it. So, the Greek gods commanded the bull into raping her, and she gave birth to the Minotaur.

[Cosmos]

Yeah the goat was Zeus  :p there was another one who was screwed by a golden shower (Also Zeus). Also, we don't really know if drawings from the past was created for um.. ya know or whatever. People of the past were waaaaaaay more open with sex then we are today.

[Grandy]

Originally posted by EXO Muffin
The Greeks believed that Zeus morphed into several animals to seduce women. There was also one Greek myth, where this girl loved this bull, but she supposed to go near it. So, the Greek gods commanded the bull into raping her, and she gave birth to the Minotaur.

 I remember that history as:
 The king Minos wanted Posseidon (I can't tell the diference beetwen Greek and Roman names. Anyway, the king of the sea) to help him in some matter, in exchange, he'd sacrifice his better bull to in the name of the god.
 Then Posseidon though "Cool, a bull! I need one for my BBQ." and did whatever the king asked him.
 Then the king Minos, as all arrogant kings sais "XDXDXD OMGn00b u believe it? no bull fro u. n00b"
 Posseidon then casted a spell in the kings wife, and turned their yet-to-be son into a bull. something around the lines of "If you like bulls so much you'll like this son.
 ...
 ...
 pwned!"
 And then the king ordered Dedalus to built a labyrinth so no one had to see his deformed son. And later on he, as the arrogant king he was said "OMGn00b u rly spect me 2 pay u? lolololololololno" and throwed Dedalus and his son, Icarus in the labyrinth, to serve as a snack to the minotaur.
 Dedalus, who was a great inventor, grabed a few birds that were nearby, a few candles (I don't know why he had candles, supposedly they were there to begin with, but than comes the question to who pou them there and for what purpose, and who turned they on every night?) and made winges by sticking togheter the bird's feather with some of that melt thing that the candles turn into and I don't feel like searching the word now.
 Then he and he son set flight, his son flied too near the sun (or the God something-or-another, you can't expect me to remember every of them) and his wings melted and he fell into the ocean where he suffered a terrible, terrible death.
 Soon after that Teseus was to be thrown into the labyrinth, but seduced the king's daugher (who was normal, mind you) and got a rope and a sword. With the sword he killed the minotaur, and he found his way back by using the rope, which he tied at the entrance.
 And everyone was happy forever, least for king Minos, who was slain by Teseus soon ater that, Icarus, who was dead, and Posseidon, who couldn't make his BBQ.

[MrMister]

Yeah, there was some Japanese wood block thing of a chick getting nailed by an octopus. From that point, Japan was destined to be the creepy yet awesome country it is today.

Good topic change. The whole pope thing was pretty lame

Sure hentai was created for gratification, but I'm pretty sure those greeks enjoyed sculpting nipples. Like, a lot. Pretty much every sculpture.

[Cosmos]

Also, the "stone age'd" people made figurines and so forth of women with they boobs and crap extra big. Supposedly it had something to do with the female's reproduction organs or some crap like that.

[MrMister]

bewbs = pagina?!?

[Drace]

Originally posted by MrMister
bewbs = pagina?!?

bewbs + pagina = mmhmmmh

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Drace

quote:

Originally posted by MrMister bewbs = pagina?!?

bewbs + pagina = mmhmmmh

Ok; that post just convinced me that you are straight.

[MrMister]

straight = creepy?!?

[Grandy]

Originally posted by MrMister
straight = creepy?!?

 creepy + straight = hell no

[Black Massacre]

Originally posted by MrMister
straight = creepy?!?

no straight = double creepy

[Weregnome]

On the terms of the actualy topic, the Pope stated that the Islamic God preaches violence... then to retaliate, the Islamic people have a violent riot and threaten to kill the Pope.. hmm... to I smell irony and the end of the world? I agree with Benedict. I think that the peaceful islamics should stop those who are showing the world a violent religion. I think, that if this is done, the current problems we would have would be over...

oh and btw...

Buddhists DON'T debate other religions as they are the only religion that accepts the existance of other religions.


Oh, and hentai IS a religion