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Offline Trevlac


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« on: January 16, 2007, 06:40:51 AM »
It's not spam. Let me explain:

I was at home minding my own business and this huge sumo wrestler busts in through my wall. I scream "what the hell are you doin' here?" and he bellow "I have the AIIIIDDDSSSSS!" Next thing I knew he begins skullfucking me. I try to push him off but he's HHUUUUGEEE and must have huge guts. He cums in my eye and my mom get scared and says "you're movin' in with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscense plate said "Fresh" and it had a dice on the mirror. Then this sixteen year old girl came up to me and screamed "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU" and just before my head was about to explode I heard a faint voice say "habeeb it".

So there I was, laying in the desert headless when this nigg came up to me and goes "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", I said "What?" and he fired his lazer with a hardy "Shoop da woop!" I called for blackup and when they arrived they said "Pool's Closed." and high fived each other. I stole the Woop Shoopin' nigg's head and we set off on the looooooooooong trail to the looooooooooooongcat. The very last thing I saw before I went to hell was the Fonz giving me the thumbs up and saying "Enjoy your Eyyyyyyyds!"

And that's the story of how you were born!

EDIT BY TREVLAC: Osmose edited my word "nigg" to "nigg-er". Osmose is a racist. ^_^
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Offline ZeroKirbyX

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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2007, 06:47:11 AM »
4chan sucks :/
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Offline Razor

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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2007, 06:49:02 AM »
no u
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Offline MrMister

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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2007, 06:49:30 AM »
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Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
4chan sucks :/

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Nuff said.
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Offline Trevlac


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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2007, 06:56:07 AM »
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Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
4chan sucks :/


GTFO noob.
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Offline Smokey_locs2006

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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2007, 07:08:49 AM »
while we're on the subject, I did this girl right? With no condom and she was on her period.....

God it was nasty!!
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Offline MrMister

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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2007, 07:31:06 AM »
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Originally posted by Smokey_locs2006
while we're on the subject, I did this girl right? With no condom and she was on her period.....

God it was nasty!!

`/ (\ ()
I'm in love with you smo.
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Offline Trevlac


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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2007, 07:48:32 AM »
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Originally posted by Smokey_locs2006
while we're on the subject, I did this girl right? With no condom and she was on her period.....

God it was nasty!!


Smo, I forgot why you were my hero until just now. C U IN TULSA NOOB!
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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2007, 10:34:58 AM »
It's spam, alright.
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