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Offline Cerebus

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« Reply #840 on: November 08, 2005, 03:01:12 AM »
(  >-'.')> <( - ' . ' - )> <('.'-<  )
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« Reply #841 on: November 08, 2005, 10:09:18 AM »
Scene 1
[wind]
[clop clop clop]
King Arthur: Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
Soldier #1: Halt! Who goes there?
Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
Soldier #1: Pull the other one!
Arthur: I am, ...and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Soldier #1: What? Ridden on a horse?
Arthur: Yes!
Soldier #1: You're using coconuts!
Arthur: What?
Soldier #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
Soldier #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur: We found them.
Soldier #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Soldier #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Soldier #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Soldier #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Arthur: Please!
Soldier #1: Am I right?
Arthur: I'm not interested!
Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
Soldier #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
Soldier #2: Oh, yeah...
Soldier #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop clop]
Soldier #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
Soldier #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
Soldier #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
Soldier #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
Soldier #2: Well, why not?
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« Reply #842 on: November 08, 2005, 08:06:24 PM »
Escene 1... well... I've got nothing to invent :p
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« Reply #843 on: November 08, 2005, 08:15:09 PM »
David the Gnome! dies
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« Reply #844 on: November 08, 2005, 08:22:06 PM »
Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time, dancing in the desert blowing up  the sunshine... SoaD rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #845 on: November 08, 2005, 10:26:41 PM »
Mew...
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« Reply #846 on: November 09, 2005, 01:07:11 AM »
Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time, dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine... SoaD do not rocks that much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #847 on: November 09, 2005, 01:29:13 AM »
Post.
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« Reply #848 on: November 09, 2005, 04:32:29 AM »
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OMGZORS! YoU like Red my mInd!11/1/1!one/111/1eleventy1
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Offline Kinslayer

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« Reply #849 on: November 09, 2005, 03:40:25 PM »
SoaD does rock! ... Leave me alone! *cries*
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« Reply #850 on: November 09, 2005, 06:31:07 PM »
Scene 2

MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against
regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He
won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost
nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right.
[clop clop]
MORTICIAN: Who's that then?
CUSTOMER: I don't know.
MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got **** all over him.
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« Reply #851 on: November 09, 2005, 10:53:26 PM »
Naughty, NAUGHTY Zoot!
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« Reply #852 on: November 09, 2005, 11:08:13 PM »
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Originally posted by Kinslayer
SoaD does rock! ... Leave me alone! *cries*


Okay, sorry...it rock...Don't cry anymore...
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« Reply #853 on: November 10, 2005, 12:19:09 AM »
Moop.
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Offline Kinslayer

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« Reply #854 on: November 10, 2005, 12:37:23 AM »
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quote:
Originally posted by Kinslayer
SoaD does rock! ... Leave me alone! *cries*


Okay, sorry...it rock...Don't cry anymore...


Sob... Sob... You mean it?! You are lying! *cries and shouts*
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