Whoever posts last wins! (discontinued)

[Red XIII]

I have. It´s good!!!

[Razor]

I haven't, I never got around to it.

[FFL2and3rocks]

[coasterkrazy]

bug!!!!!

But not really.

[Bluhman]

Srii, Two, Wan, Go, IAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Grandy]

Scene 8

[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Halt! Hallo! Hallo!
GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are the Knights of the Round
Table. Who's castle is this?
GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard!
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God
with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for
the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very
keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see?
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one)*
ARTHUR: Well, um, can we come up and have a look?
GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?
GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent,
you silly king!
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your
castle by force!
GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.
Thppppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed
animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than
reasonable.
GUARD: Faites chier la vache …quoi?
GUARD: Faites chier la vache
[moo!]
ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Jesus Christ! Right! Charge!
ALL: Charge!
[mayhem]
GUARD: Ah, this one is for your mother!
[twong]
ALL: Run away!
GUARD: Thpppt!
[ after running away...]
LAUNCELOT: Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
ARTHUR: No no, no.
BEDEVERE: Sir! I have a plan, sir.
[later]
[chop]
[rumble rumble squeak]
MUTTERING GUARDS: c’est un lapin, un lapin de bois…wha?...c’est un cadeau…what? A present…oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui, hurry, let’s go.
[rumble rumble squeak]
[all knights are outside watching]
ARTHUR: What happens now?
BEDEVERE: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until
nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by
surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
ARTHUR: Who leaps out?
BEDEVERE: Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the
rabbit, uh and uh....
ARTHUR: Oh....
BEDEVERE: Oh.... Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden
badger--
[twong]
ALL: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
[splat]
GUARDS: Oh, haw haw haw.





*whispering to another guard.




 

"He deered to kill a King's dare... DARED to kill a King's DEER" Sheriff of Rottingham, "Robin Hood, Man in Thights". C'MON WHO HASN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE?

 I'm not sure, but is it the "Crazy, crazy adventures of Robin Hood"? At least thats the name as they translated...

[Razor]

Not according to the IMDB. But it could be.

[FFL2and3rocks]

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[Snake Eater]

OMG!!! FFL broke Charas!

[Razor]

Actually, he didn't, and I don't know why.

[Kinslayer]

Well... Erhm... Wel... ... cri cri... *RUN AWAY!*

[Razor]

Boot.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Originally posted by Razor
Actually, he didn't, and I don't know why.

Quit winning my game! Let Grandy win a few times!

[Linkizcool]

Wario:Ima Wario! Ima gonna win!

Link: No your not you copy of Mario!

Link: Hi-ya

Wario: Ooo-ha that a-gonna hurt!

Linkizcool: I win :D:D

[Grandy]

Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks

quote:

Originally posted by Razor Actually, he didn't, and I don't know why.

Quit winning my game! Let Grandy win a few times!

 Listen to him, listen to him!

 

Not according to the IMDB. But it could be

 It is, I searched for a few quotes from the movie, Mel Brooks rlz

 

*Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers*
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming.

 

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

Achoo: Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!

 
 Now, back to the movie *radio music, like "Dun-dun-dun", yes, just three notes*

 Scene 9

Pictures for Schools, take 8.
DIRECTOR: Action!
NARRATOR: Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him
completely by surprise, and Arthur became convinced that a new
strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Grail were to be
brought to a successful conclusion. Arthur, having consulted his
closest knights, decided that they should separate, and search for
the Grail individually. Now, this is what they did--
[clop clop]
[An unknown knight rides in and stabs the narrator]
WOMAN: Frank!