Are you..?

[GaryCXJk]

According to that list

-Takes drugs.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

Elvis Presley is gothic.

Also, according that list also, Michael Jackson too is gothic.

[GhostClown]

 

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

XD

[Big_Duke]

Batman could be gothic.

[SaiKar]

 

--Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

Or maybe they want to write a book without being interupted every five minutes.

Oh well. Looks like I'm a goth. Should I expect a facepaint kit in the mail?

[Ace of Spades]

Originally posted by Big_Duke
Batman could be gothic.

I think he IS gothic. The name of the city is Gotham city. But I dunno, I don't really watch the show/read the comic series.

[Darkfox]

He travels by night, likes bats... yep. Of course he'd be considered goth by the annoying stereotype.

[SleepAid]

quote:

Was Salem Correct? "Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may be perfectly normal. Being normal is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The every day life leads young, susceptible minds into.. well, normal things. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child." Sounds better. -Frequently wears black clothing. Pardon, but don't nuns and ministers wear black every time they go to service? -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. A choir is technically a band. Wearing their church's choir's tee-shirt is evil now? -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. You guys seem to be really worryed as to what we wear. -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. What qualifys as odd jewlry? Wears symbols? Like, a cross, you mean? -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. I know numerous religeous women that have peirced ears. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) Listening to gothic music makes you a goth? Lets not be redundant here. I listen to Russian music all the time. I'm not Russian. -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. Like my grandfather? -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. such a wide veriety of activities you have. Religion and sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. Death involves Satan? Where the hell did your pearly gate speech go? -Takes drugs. Warning. 98% of our youth my be goth. -Drinks alcohol. Catholics are very goth. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. Warning. More than 70% of our youth my be goth. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) In earlier times, christian monks would whip their backs and wear shirts that had barb like thingys so it would tear up their chests. -Complains of boredom. Yeah, because christianity is so ****ing awesome that we don't need anything else! Hey! I think I'll go to a service and listen to a guy telling me that I'll go to hell if I don't go the next service about how I'll go to hell if I don't go to the next service about how I'll--- -Sleeps too excessively or too little. Yeah, it couldn't just be that they're tired from a day of physical labor, or that they're insomniacs like me, right? -Is excessively awake during the night. See above. -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. How does this make the child evil? Seriously. -Spends large amounts of time alone. Maybe being alone makes you goth.... Or maybe it's because they're obnoxious christian zealots that can't make any friends BECAUSE THEY'RE EXACTLY LIKE YOU! -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) You never ask your son to be quite or ask him to go do something else so you can read your verses in peace? -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. I'm sure my mother has better things to do than stalk me. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Freedom of expression just went down the tubes. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. So, unless they follow your every command like a whipped dog, they're evil? Wow. Death to the opressors. -Eats excessively or too little America is goth. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. Seseme street is goth? Holy hell! -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) Actually, letting them would be a better idea. They'll get aids and die. Boom. No more goths. -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) The history channel is slowly making your kids evil by supplying them with facts! -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. Putting on the christmas pagent qualifys as roll-playing. Christmas is evil?! -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. YOU TYPED ALL THIS BULLSHIT OUT! TYPED! ON A COMPUTER! -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. Violently shaking your head makes you evil. These guys are running out of ideas. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. If you have no idea what a sexual manner is, please look up adam, eve, and mery magnolin. -Expresses an interest in sex. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this PSA is to perants. OBVIOUSLY they showed some interest in sex to get children. Otherwise you wouldn't have written this bullshit. -Masturbates. Warning. Your son is goth. Yes, I'm talking to you minister. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. If your mind was programmed a certain way by god, you are evil! -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Buddhism is dangerous? Practicing no harrm towards any being is dangerous? What the ****? I mean, I can see how you would be against Paganism, because the vikings kicked your ***, but buddhism? -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". an attention/drama whore is ditterant than a goth. -Claims to be a goth. Thanks for that. I would have never figured that one out.

[Sharu]

I match some of them...
But I'm NOT evil!
...or I used to be.

[SleepAid]

Wow, welcome back, Sharu. Havn't seen you for a while.

[Petunia]

Naw! I ain't a goth.

[RuneBlade]

Is that even possible Petunia, according to that list? xD

[Weregnome]

yer everyone is goth... i wondered how many people are 'true'?

[Scarface Larry]

Wow, never knew I was like a, Super Goth. I fit in to most of those categories except that I don't do drugs, get drunk, or am gay. But if playing RPGs makes you goth than what does making them make you, a Satanic Preist?>:

[X-F3R]

well, IMO, "Goths" of the past are now called "anti-christs" cuz modern day "goths" is now just a style or fashion. u know.. excessive use of powder on their faces, black eye-liners or black face paint to draw crazy lines on their faces.. or.. whatever? lol

man.. perhaps everyone here would have at least 5 (including masterbate XD except girls.. maybe? o.O!!!!) of the listed because it's something that has turned into a trend or something? omg.. then everyone's a goth! |..| >.< |..| rock on!

balony.. =_________="

[Grandy]

 OMG, now I noticed!

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically

-Sleeps too excessively or too little

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness

-Disregards authority figures


 My friends, I just found out, Jesus Christ is goth!


 RUM TO THE HILLS! THE DOOMSDAY IS CLOSEST THAN IT WAS SOME SECONDS AGO!