The Corrupted Wish Game

[shinotebasiiackh]

Wish granted... But seince there's nothing there, I'll make up my own.

 

I wish I would be dissembowled by a stoned rabbit.

Granted. ...But you just got disembowled by a rabbit... Tough luck.

I wish I had a 2' x 2' x 1" peice of forcefeild.

[Drace]

Wish granted, in your mind.

I wish  

[Dragonium]

Wish granted. You get , and I get .

I wish for more Smaaaaaaaaaarties.

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted. The smarties are poisoned, and you die.

I wish for immortality.

[Drace]

Granted, but you outlived everyone you know and lived miljons of years. The entire human race has evoveld, except you.

[CoolZidane]

No wish to corrupt, so...

I wish that I made the perfect RPG.

[Snake Eater]

Wish granted, you made a game titled "The Perfect RPG" which blows. Hard.

I wish I had a pet donkey (who is alive and won't hurt me and nothing else bad)

[Razor]

Wish Granted. The donkey does nothing bad at all. However, since the donkey is not doing bad things, bad things are happening to it.

You both get grinded down into dog food. And then you get blown up.

I wish Hitler was dead again.

[Razor]

Hahaha! I saw that, VulcanRaven!

[VulcanRaven336]

Wish not granted,
Unfortunately, Asukaraharo lives somewhere you don't know and therefore, you cannot wish death upon him, remember what goes around comes around.(Biggie and pac example)

I wish I had every episode of Dragonball, Z, GT, etc. etc.
(UNCENSORRED LIKE SHOWING THE KILLING PARTS AND STUFF LIKE IN THE JAPANESE ONES!) on tape.

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EDIT:
Razor:
Yeah, good thing no one else saw it. :/

[Razor]

dude, I said Hitler, not Asakura =p lol

wish granted. you have every original uncut episode on tape. but it's an audio tape, not a visual one.

I wish to know if Superman could outrun the Flash.

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted, but you forget it immediately.

I wish that my game was the best game in the universe.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Granted. It is the best game in the universe. Unfortionatly, no one played it, so it's greatness remains a secret. Poor you.

I wish that my 3dfx card was supported by America's Army.

[drenrin2120]

Wish granted,
but along comes Bush with his Nukes and your 3dfx card is forgotten.

I wish I could play the guitar.

[Snake Eater]

Wish granted, you can play it, but you suck

I wish I was a Dog