The Corrupted Wish Game

[maxine]

wish granted: they are now smarter than you

I wish i had 9 crackers

[Razor]

you're smarter than me? nah.

they all cracked, and killed you.

I wish StarScape was popular.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Granted. It's popular, but no one likes it anymore.

I wish these pants weren't so torn up.

[Dragonium]

Wish granted, now they are completely gone.

I wish all the chavs were gone.

[Razor]

now somethign just as bad has replaced them, called travs

I wish the smurfs ruled the earth and then blew up the planet.

[RoseAce]

Wish Granted, but, As in all good rpg's, a smurf heroe found his empire was wrong, and save the day by transporting to an alternate dimension.


I wish I wish that everything that ever existed or is going to exist blows up, creating a wurmgate that feads unto itself, causing mass suicides in all religions except for the Indians,(Dots not Feathers)

And popsingers didnt have enough money to save themselfs, and the government never existed to stop this, and you never existed to corrupt this wish.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Wish granted, but the military revealed the Stargate project and sent someone back in time through it during a sun spot moment to kill you before you made the wish.

I wish my melon baller would dance in lederhosen.

[RoseAce]

Wish granted It does, but it trips falls and breaks.

(Their is no government to have a military)



I wish for an infinate better object for video games design, that came out with a ton of infinate better resources, that I downloaded and made thousands of backup cds before my computer exploded, or the internet crashs with some realistic y2k bug.

[darkrune]

Wish granted The COTTUTED WISH MAFIA, then assaniates you!!!!!!
I wish that the food chain was normal again!

[Razor]

Well, by normal standards, humans are being eaten by oxygen. Weird world.


I wish Batman was the mayor of the city, and then somebody set him up the bomb, so then the Joker became mayor, and threw the city into darkness, but then Batman comes back, and it turns out that the person who set Batman up the bomb was the Joker, so then they battle on top of a volcano, and the Joker pushes Batman in, but the Batman uses his anti gravity shoes and pushes the Joker in, and the volcano starts to erupt, and then Batman escapes just in time to watch the volcano explode, and then the day is saved, and the city returns back to normal, but when Batman gets back to his mayoral office, the chair turns around slowly and then in the seat is Twoface and then it's all like to be continued!

Look closely, no full stops.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Wish granted. The crappily made flash cartoon will be mailed to you shortly.

I wish I could find some good renders to use in my art.

[Teto]

Wish granted. Now u can but u might not.

I wish u could get tree flavoured pie.

[Razor]

in an unrelated incident, a tree crushes you

i wish school wasn't lame

[shinotebasiiackh]

Granted. Now it just sucks total ***.

I wish I was finished with school.

[Razor]

you are now officially finished with (primary) school. all you need to do is colledge/uni/whatever

I wish *death*