The Retarded Questions Game

[Fortet]

Basically, all you have to do is ask a retarded question. But you have to answer the question above first.

What's under the dress?

[oooog]

salami, turkey, ham
(dress-ing, hehe, get it?  hehe, heh, ha...)

Whats the point of the pinky?

[Fortet]

The tip.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

[Ace of Spades]

To make dumbasses like you think too much and then ask why abbreviation is a long word.

Why is the sky blue?

[ZeroKirbyX]

Because we're all insane.

How can you tell if Kirby is a boy or a girl?

[Ace of Spades]

Um...well. You see if you....well....it's kind of........................YOUR MOM!!! *runs away*

*comes back*
What is the point of this smiley?  

[ZeroKirbyX]

Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Um...well. You see if you....well....it's kind of........................YOUR MOM!!! *runs away*

Again Ace, again?

*Changes voice to old Southern accent* It's so you can discuss the estate of your slaves while ingesting the unneccessary yet finely delicious  chicken of the Colonel Sanders himself.

If a fat person sat on a rainbow, would Skittles really pop out?

P.S. This is my kind of a game!

[barnsalot]

Only if red.

How many?

[WarxePB]

B.


What would happen if I stuck a fork in a toaster?

[FFL2and3rocks]

Angels would decend from the heavens and grant you eternal bliss.

Why does my clock flash 12:00?

[Dragonium]

Because it refuses to count any further until you feed it.

Where does OJ come from?

[Scarface Larry]

Kansas.
Why do people like FF7 so much?

[Fortet]

The simple fact that it was created by the people who make FF.

If you get scared half to death twice, does that mean you die?

[Scarface Larry]

No you just bleed a lot.
Why is George Bush not a Emu?

[ZeroKirbyX]

Because unless your in Iraq or the US you have no right to complain about Bush.

If monkey's ruled the world, would bananas be an endangered species?