The Big Emerald 3

[ES2005]

ES2005 escapes from the implosion and pokes Ed in the eyes and grabs the emerald and flys of to an island that was similar to the one from TBE 1 which probably NOONE remembers...R.I.P.

[xenocide]

i think its game over cause...the emerald go boom in sun
OH WELL

Xeno: I HAD THE REAL EMERALD THE WHOLE TIME HA HA HA!!! THAT WAS AN IONIC WARHEAD HA HA HA!!!

[ES2005]

Dude. The Emerald is INDESTRUCTABLE! At least it was last time I checked...which was a very long time ago. Screw.

[LynX]

Post: Don't count meeee...

What about a rule: "Whenever the emerald is destroyed, the next player must get another from somewhere, like forge it or buy it in a gift shop."

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed cloned it, but threw it into the sun again.

[xenocide]

Originally posted by xenocide

Xeno: I HAD THE REAL EMERALD THE WHOLE TIME HA HA HA!!! THAT WAS AN IONIC WARHEAD HA HA HA!!!

 

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[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed grabbed all of them, threw them into the sun again, until the sun exploded again, which sent them into a dimension whnere all of their wildest dreams come true.

[xenocide]

Xeno: *surrounded by naked ladies and has superpowers* who needs the emerald!

Then the world pops and they were back. Xeno had the emerald!

Xeno: *locks ed up in a force field which is IMPOSSIBLE to get out off* No more throwing stuff into the sun, ok ed?

Ed: *whimpers*

[Bluhman]

Suddenly, Bluhman jumps on the forcefield and begins to run on it, causing it to roll after Xenocide! Crushing the one who dreams about ladies in nude and superpowers, Bluhman claims the emerald.

[LynX]

LynX says "Bluh-" and all that is left from Bluhman is man. Then LynX says "-man" and man completely disappeared from the face of the universe. Fortunately LynX was a demihuman, so all that is left from him is "demihu".

EDIT: Just for information, I grabbed the emerald after that.

[Bluhman]

Bluhman's spirit says "-Midity" and LynX becomes "Demihumidity". Because Lynx is now half nothing and half humidity, he dissappears in a puff of vapor. Bluhman casts +5 curse on the emerald and runs like a little chicken.

[LynX]

A flock of sheep teared Bluhman apart. LynX respawns near that place, takes the emerald, tames the sheep, cuts their wool, makes a fine coat of it and flies to the New Dimension of S**t.

[Bluhman]

... with a camera. Bluhman's photo came out so fascinating that Nikey dropped the emerald in awe of what a work of art he had just made. While the emerald was on the ground, Bluhman sneaked up on it and got it by the head! It wriggeled left and right! Furiously shoving it into is Godproof satchel locked by a microscopic key, the emerald was Bluhmans.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed tried to get out, but died of suffocation, so he died. He was then reincarnated into the ball, so he squashed everyone and put the emerald inside himself.

[LynX]

But Ed needed to go to the toilet. When he left, LynX snuck in and grabbed the emerald from the toilet with tongs and ran away.