MMORPG n00bs.

[kodakumi]

Originally posted by smokey_locs2002
Conquer Online n00b, keep in mind you can PK in about 75 % percent of the areas in the game.




n00b: Make team, plz plvl

Supafly: No

n00b: PLZ!

Supafly: no

n00b: OMGF JUST MAKE A TEAM YOU GET VP

Supafly: no

n00b: add me to friend list

Supafly: No, leave me alone

n00b: PLZ!

Supafly: No

Then the noob just keeps saying plz make team, blah blah, they tell you they'll kill you with their main account, never happens so what is one to do? kill the noob and they still want you to plvl them.

i think ive said if you keep annoying me I!!! will get my main account.... I did, then i said it was me, you know, the one you were paying out cuz of my newbular character.

I pked him for half an hour before he logged out.

[White Dwarf]

My computer cant play RS very well...must remember that.

See, I put RS on, but put low quality so i dont have to listen to the crappy music, then i put my earphones on instead of speekers, then listen to my own music on windows media player while i play RS< o when your letting your character wast your time by taking hours doing something, i have omeone to listen to.

[Grandy]

 Happened 5 minutes ago:

Me = Atikkus Draco Gizrael
n00b = Tar-telemmaite the druid
Scene: I tried to kill a Swamp Troll he was killing, and leave the loot for him, I aways do that, he took everything, before I could get there, and....

Tar-telemmaite the druid: noob
Tar-telemmaite the druid: Atikkus
Tar-telemmaite the druid: hunted (I dunno if other MMORPG uses this expression, basically, means: I'm gonna kill you later on!)
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...in a non-PVP world?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: yes
Tar-telemmaite the druid: noob
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...how?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: you will see.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: like, it is impossible to lure now
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And you can't directly hit me
Tar-telemmaite the druid: that what u think.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: key word
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: think
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Directly?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Hit?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Me?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I give up
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: The only thing you can do is keep killing what I'm killing, and steal my loot
Tar-telemmaite the druid: and get you banned
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: How?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: my gm friend in rl
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Seriously? Well, I know Santa.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is at my house right now
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Good, good, I'm pretty sure the CIP team would LOVE to know you're using thepower of a friends in your own benefic
Tar-telemmaite the druid: nop
Tar-telemmaite the druid: you thiefing my kills and loot
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And so did you.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: thats good enough for ban, and he saw it
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Oh, yeah?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: yep
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: He can lick my balls, if he want
Tar-telemmaite the druid: good luck with that
Tar-telemmaite the druid: nooby
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I'll keep that in mind.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he said he can get u banned for about 2 weeks
Tar-telemmaite the druid: unless u pay me
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: -yawns-
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is Gm kightman
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is Gm kightmare*
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Say, where are you from?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: why would i tell you?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: That way you can prove, if you live in the same country than this GM, pointfor you
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: But you would still have to live in the same town
Tar-telemmaite the druid: gm's dont say there location
Tar-telemmaite the druid: idoit
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Nor do you, as I can see.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: and?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Plus, if you're gonna try and ban me only 'cause of ONE SINGLE Swamp Troll,then, hey, I at least am not desesperate.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Plus, its Idiote, not idoit
Tar-telemmaite the druid: well, it will get you noobs out of this game.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: What your level?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: 25 and 62
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...And you're in the Swamp Trolls why?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: soul points
Tar-telemmaite the druid: duh
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I though you can't get soul points, unless you're killing the monsters for yourlevel... or something
Tar-telemmaite the druid: exactly
Tar-telemmaite the druid: thats what im doing
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Swamp Troll is for level 25? God, CIP is dumb!
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: So... You're going to ban me, but lets make a bet: I'll keep you in my VIP, if Idon't get banned, well, we can all see who is trying to pretend "OMGz0rz! I no a GM!!!1!1!!11!!1one!!1", ifI get banned, however, you'll be right, you know a GM.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: BUT
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: This GM will NOT be doing his work right
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I could tell tht CIP would probaly fire him or something
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And again, even if it is for soul points: You can get them by killing strongermonsters, why are you here again?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Are you AFK?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: AFK is against the rules as well
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I think this friend GM of yours could confirim that
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: What is it? You won't respond?
 (A player with this name is not online)

 Well, thats it. I couldn't really beat him up at the time, but I'm pretty sure GM Knightmare would be pleased to tell us where are him from, or comfirm it, if he wanted to.

 Plus, this is control C+V, everything is exactly how it should be.

[Meiscool-2]

Well... the most noobish thing I've ever seen on an MMORPG was on diablo 2.

They found some sort of way to double items for a few seconds on that, and i was trying to trade for a real versin of what one of the most common items was that was being doubled. The most common way to tell if the item was doubled is if you enter the trade window, wait till he puts the item in the window, then exit. It takes the item away. So, I do that, then I go to trade with him again. He keeps declining me, and I ask him when he's declining. He says "stop it noob, I have to type something then I can get to you!" Because, In diablo, everytime you ask to trade with someone it automatically closes the text box. So I wait, and do the same thing again, closing out and saying "my bad, I pressed the wrong key". So, I have to wait some more odd seconds, and then I see him type this: .double/enigma/X1/space1/space2/space15/space16/space29/space30/ Where the . is supposed to be a /. Then, after i read that, he still has the nerve to come up to me and ask to trade. I say no, and then I leave. Well, then he starts messaging me, saying how much of a noob I am for not taking the deal and for not trading. I swear, for about 30 minutes he did this, so I finally agreed to trade. He wanted my Grandfather Sword. So, I doubled it. I traded him, then he goes and starts yelling all over that I rip people off and that I doubled my item (and yes, his item was doubled too). He says he's going to report me. Then, he goes to another area. Well, I was still on his PM list from when he was spamming me, so I added him, changed characters, and went to the area he was at (because if you both are listed then you both know where each person is at). When i get there, I find him flooding the screen and this was what he was saying "ANYONE KNOW HOW I CAN REPORT SOME1!?!?!?" I tell him to type:

/msg/report/character to report /his character/and then why you're reporting him

When it's actually:
/msg/report/reporter's name/character to report/why you're reporting him.

Let's just say that the last time I went on and PMed him, it said his account had been disabled. It seems that many reports where sent on him for scamming people, and 'his' report was the one that got him exiled. I think it's damn funny how that worked out.

[Drace]

Grandy: Lol.