MMORPG n00bs.

[Surfin_Fool]

lol ok i got one
so i was playing runscape just minding myself when this dude 10 lvls above me came
Dude "Can i have something pls?"
Me "no"
Dude "pls"
Me "no"
Dude "pls"
Me "no"
now this went on for about ohh 2 minutes or so untill i just got fed up with it so i gave him a longbow if he would leave me alone, just a normal long bow i was meaning to get rid of anyways
right after i gave it to him and he took the bow and sold it then came back and started begging again
annoyed i did what any decent person would do, transport to varrock and swich server
he followed me
so i told him to go **** himself and logged off

[blackskullwarlock]

These threads are so fun.

N00b: Heya!
Me: Hello
N00b: You got Shako?
Me: Yeah
N00b: Free?
Me: No
N00b: Cmon plz!
Me: I said no.
N00b: n00b! I can get tons of shako if I want to! Give me yours and I wont report you to b.net as a hacker!
Me: Great, you do that. Besides, if you can get unlimited shako, why bother me?
N00b: Cuz you dont deserve your shako!!
Me: Whatever
N00b: You are so reported! Your account will get delete and I'll get all your item cuz Im a staff.
Me: Good. You are a staff and I'm a sword. Last I checked, swords chop wood.
*Leet_Brbaian has left the game*

So enjoyable.

[Darkfox]

ROFL

[charaman]

Originally posted by blackskullwarlock
These threads are so fun.

N00b: Heya!
Me: Hello
N00b: You got Shako?
Me: Yeah
N00b: Free?
Me: No
N00b: Cmon plz!
Me: I said no.
N00b: n00b! I can get tons of shako if I want to! Give me yours and I wont report you to b.net as a hacker!
Me: Great, you do that. Besides, if you can get unlimited shako, why bother me?
N00b: Cuz you dont deserve your shako!!
Me: Whatever
N00b: You are so reported! Your account will get delete and I'll get all your item cuz Im a staff.
Me: Good. You are a staff and I'm a sword. Last I checked, swords chop wood.
*Leet_Brbaian has left the game*

So enjoyable.

HAHAHAHA

[ZeroKirbyX]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Clever.

[Darkfox]

At one point I was like the complimentive killer in some FPS I used to play. I would be like "Nice moves" *kills guy*

Guy: Than... ****!!

XD

Guy 2: PWNED! *gets killed too*

"HEADSHOT!"

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HERE'S A CLASSIC!

Me: I'm ready I guess... *slips along wall*

Opponent: No WhErE tO HiDe!!

Me: ...yeah... whatever... *makes it along a lava bridge*

Opponent: HAHA! I SEEEEEEE YOU!! *hits me with a missile, I had a lot of armor but took massive damage, I return fire and he strafes right* HAHAHA!!! *falls into the lava* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?

Me: It's a narrow bridge, you strafe'd into it, so I did nothing.

Opponent: Whatever... *leaves*

Me: Well that was definetly fun -_-

[FFL2and3rocks]

Originally posted by Surfin_Fool
lol ok i got one
so i was playing runscape just minding myself when this dude 10 lvls above me came
Dude "Can i have something pls?"
Me "no"
Dude "pls"
Me "no"
Dude "pls"
Me "no"
now this went on for about ohh 2 minutes or so untill i just got fed up with it so i gave him a longbow if he would leave me alone, just a normal long bow i was meaning to get rid of anyways
right after i gave it to him and he took the bow and sold it then came back and started begging again
annoyed i did what any decent person would do, transport to varrock and swich server
he followed me
so i told him to go **** himself and logged off

Just recently some guy 30 or so levels below me was following me asking for stuff like that, so I said "Follow me, I know where lots of treasure is!" So I took him to lv40 wilderness and kicked his ***. Then, of course, he messaged me saying that he is staff and that I will get banned. XD

[WarxePB]

Heh. It's even more fun being on the other side.

When I used to play Runescape, I had a pretty good account (don't remember exactly, but it was around level 60) and a crappy account. I would log onto both of them at the same time using two different browsers.

In any case, while I was in my crappy account, I was bugging this guy for items. He said "I know where you can get items, follow me" and we went into the wilderness, and he started attacking me. So I bring out my other account and say "DON'T PICK ON THE N00BS N00B!" then completely annihilate him. It was fun.

[Darkfox]

I like bashing those bad villainous n00bs, but it's even more fun destroying those self claimed "professionals" who like to destroy the newbs (not to be confused with n00bs) and thus gain their rep that way -_-

[wildguy3922]

OHHHHHHHHH!!!! I GOT SOME STORIES TO TELL FROM HALO 2!!! XD!!

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4 vs 4 - Team Slayer

Of course our team has always gotta go for the uber weapons in order to win. I sniped about 36 of them, and the score goes to 50. At the end of the match.

Other Team Member 1 - Dude, why do you hack?

Me - I don't hack.

Other Team Member 2 - Yeah you did!!!!! You sniped me every time I respawned!!!!!

Me - That just means I'm good.

Other Team Member 2 - NO, YOU HACKER!!!

Other Team Member 1 - I work with Bungie, you're going to lose your account, dude.

Me - Why? I didn't hack. Never have.

Other Team Member 1 - You're going to lose your account, dude, sorry.

---Never lost my account

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Usually on Halo 2, if you enter a Team Slayer battle, some of your team members are bound to leave the match. All three of my other team member left, the other team had all four.

Other Team Member 1 - NOOB!!! LEAVE LIKE ALL OF YOUR OTHER NOOB TEAM MEMBERS SO WE CAN GET OUR EXTRA POINTS!!!!

Me - I've never left a match.

Other Team Member 2 - You're never going to win.

Other Team Member 3 - You're wasting our time.

Other Team Member 4 - JUST LEAVE!!!

---The score was 50 to 36, I had the 50. They were so pissed off after the battle, XD!

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On head to head, it is the worst. So many people will talk ****, and it gets tiring. You kill someone about 5 times, and when he finally kills you, he says "Ha Ha, Capped your ***." I kill him over and over until he leaves, XD.

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This is on Diablo 2 Battle.net

Those of you who have played it, you know the secret cow world. I remember level 13's going into the Hell Cow World, and they'd die in one hit. Why would you want to be level 13 and go into hell?

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Another on Diablo 2

NooB - Hey, can you give me some gold?

Me - No

NooB - Why?

Me - Because, I'm saving up.

NooB - ****er! Give me your ****ing gold or I'll ****ing report you!!

Me - For what? Refusing?

NooB - No! My dad like ****ing owns Blizzard, he can delete your account without question.

Me - No he can't, no he's not.

NooB - Yeah he is! Just you wait!

Me - If you're dad's the owner of Blizzard, why doesn't he just hack you some gold!

NooB - Because I haven't spoken to him in a while.

I don't remember what happened after that, but I left soon after. That's all the stories I can share for now.

[Trevlac]

I have a million stories...some from TDR even.

Diablo 2------------------
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I'm lvl 56 Pally in Hell (don't ask) looking for Chaos runs (Rev. Cloud)
There's some people in here including a lvl 96 Pally (Hammerdin)
I'm a Zealot

chleeter_necro: i lik dis gmae
Reverend_Cloud: As do I.
Thorzhamm0rz: shut up stupid noobs
chleeter_necro: no u stfu u noob god wtf
Reverend_Cloud: Um, in case you failed to notice...
Reverend_Cloud: This guy is Chaos running us.
chleeter_necro: i dun car
chleeter_necro: he a dic
*Thorzhamm0rz has left the game, diablo's minions weaken*
Reverend_Cloud: -_-
chleeter_necro: u do it
Reverend_Cloud: HAHAHA!  I'm a 56 ZEALer. I'd get owned.
chleeter_necro: u noob do it or i hack u
Reverend_Cloud: Good luck with that.
chleeter_necro: omg u r so hackd
Reverend_Cloud: Right, well, I'll be going now. You have fun.

*Exeunt Davis* (I must mention that the Necromancer here was level 14.  I used my maphack to see his gear, and he had a NORMAL wand, it had NO magical properties, and he had a +5 Mana Hard Leather Armor. I laughed so hard...so hard...)

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I'm in a trade game that I made, looking for some unis.  I'm the Druid, and a Barb comes in.

robbinbob: u have free?
Trevlac: No, sorry.  This is a trade game. I am sure there are plenty of free item games available though.
robbinbob: gimme freeeeeeeeee
Trevlac: I have said "no".
robbinbob: omg noob gimme free i am bnet admin
Trevlac: Oh, in that case... *I dropped a chipped emerald*
robbinbob: ty
Trevlac: *I'm laughing my arse off* You have problems.
robbinbob: wut
Trevlac: You heard me.
robbinbob: ur gonna have prolems wen i ban u
Trevlac: Ban me?  How, praytell, would you accomplish this?
robbinbob: i am admin duh
Trevlac: I hope you are aware that impersonating a Blizzard employee will get you a CD key ban.
robbinbob: ya but im relly 1
*took me a minute to actually comprehend that sentence*
Trevlac: Yeah, okay. Let us see about that.
*I exited the game and reported him by taking a screenshot, Blizzard employees checked the log and found that I was right. He was CD Key banned. Owned.*
As a followup, oddly enough, he found the post on the B.net message board where I reported him and he replied:

"omg he i so leing"

His posting gave me his email address, I jacked with the poor fellow.  Yes, I was bored.  People should be careful when Davis is bored

On another note, why is it that every noob seems to talk the same way? Either in ALL CPZ LIEK DIZZ or in all lwr cse lttrs wth no vwls.  And the spelling is GOD AWEFUL.

[Razor]

Back in the Diablo 1 days when it was cool to hack (ie: got really bored with the game but had some good friends in the chatrooms) you would often see these sort of things


n00b: hey, come down to the 1st level, I'll give you a cool item
Razor: *invulnerable to everything* Sure, why not. *goes down*
n00b: Die! *starts attacking*
Razor: Ho hum. *level 25 (not possible to get that high sans hack) Fireball*
n00b: *dies*


I like Justice.

[kodakumi]

oh geez... where do i start.

Maple Story:
KazeCaster0 (me): Hi there
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: Y0o
KazeCaster0: Whats up?
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: STFU U STOOPIDE NOOBFACE
KazeCaster0: you might want to bite your tounge...
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: WHT U GON DO STFU FACE?
KazeCaster0: Well... youll see in a moment if you continue your "behavior".
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: WHT BHVIO KAZE NOOB A**?
KazeCaster0: *whispers to all online buddies* hi you guys
Siantrabia: Hi Nik
Yilea: Hi Kaze
Tanto_otnat: Hey Nik.
KazeCaster0: Before i start having a conversation with you all, I need your help.
Buddies: Sure, who is it this time.
KazeCaster0: I need you people to help me Kill Steal from AznBEER@SSFACEBOM till he logs out or quits maple
Yilia: Funny, ill be at perion in a moment (they knew i was currently collecting things in perion)
Siantrabia: HAHAHA!!! i love it when you do things like this when you encounter a NOOB, be there in a moment.
Tanto_otnat: Okay, im already here XD

AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: FACK OFF YOU GEH GUY *goes to hurt fire boars*
KazeCaster0: *starts stealing kills*
AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: WTF PIZS OFF
KazeCaster: This is what i do to people who are NOOBing on me

*Buddies join in*

AznBEER@SSFACEBOM: OI STOP THE KSING YOU AZZ KISSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KazeCaster: Good work you guys

in another 20 minutes of Kill Stealing he logged off.
question is... whos the NOOB, me or him?

[benosalankelley]

it actually "newbie" not "noob"

[Rikushinblade]

The thing is we were all once n00bs so why complain about them. And on top of that ppl don't do nothing to solve the n00b probelms and that is what pisses admins off......