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[Osmose]

Your rhymes is wack, that's why you a bitch and get slapped.
I roll up with my crew, bouncin' on twenty-twos.
I stick my nine in your face, and all the hos in the place, get all up on me like I'm the last thug in the human race. EAST SIDE REPRESENT!

[Bluhman]

Ma name is Zidane
Nine-hundred-twelve
My rap just sit there
on the shelve.
I once was a good guy
that talked quite sly
but then I began smokin and began to fly.
Now I'm all messed up
all I think is rap
My typin' is all wrong
and my brain is crap.

[zidane912]

yo dats tite g.  reawl tite.

[Bluhman]

Originally posted by zidane912
yo dats tite g.  reawl tite.

No entiendo ingles.

[ZeroKirbyX]

I like big words
What can I say
I'll use discombobulate
All of the day
Readings a sport
Don't you dare disagree
You could have it right in front
And not pronounce the word "free"
I'm aint saying that you're dumb
Just a little slow
Now go sit in the living room
And watch you're retard shows

[Linkforce]

Yo I may be white but my neck is red,
I put Miricale Whip on ma Wonder Bread.
I grew up on a farm, got no rythm,
Dr. Phil's my Uncle and I like to hang with him.


XD

[AsakuraHao2004]

This thread makes me cry.

...something that rhymes with cry.

[Sephiroth12317]

Ok ready to hear something?

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

Now you all should know what thats from

Hey zidane912 I know you like my phat beats!