Author Topic: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer (Read 554178 times)

MissingName · « **Reply #1665 on:** November 10, 2009, 12:15:47 PM »

No. It tastes like superglue.

Suppose we build a large wooden badger?

Darkfox · « **Reply #1666 on:** November 10, 2009, 10:28:43 PM »

That'd be the most awesome dancing ever!

Are unicorns real?

luigifan33 · « **Reply #1667 on:** November 10, 2009, 11:09:11 PM »

Only in the last thirty sconds of your death.

Is it always 5:00 somewhere?

Darkfox · « **Reply #1668 on:** November 11, 2009, 09:50:25 PM »

Yes, and when you least expect it... it gets you!

Is it illegal to ride bikes up a down escalator?

luigifan33 · « **Reply #1669 on:** November 12, 2009, 01:17:05 AM »

I don't think so. I think it's just illegal to get a bike into the mall.

Is it illegal to fish off the back of a giraffe in Illinois?

fruckert · « **Reply #1670 on:** November 12, 2009, 02:13:44 AM »

Actually yes, the law there is remarkably specific.

Will you hold my hand while I twiddle the stick?

luigifan33 · « **Reply #1671 on:** November 12, 2009, 02:30:41 AM »

No. that makes me look like a homo.

What is the triangle root of a flexnard?

Darkfox · « **Reply #1672 on:** November 12, 2009, 02:32:25 AM »

A cup full of boogers.

Are Duke Nukem and Johnny Bravo related?

fruckert · « **Reply #1673 on:** November 12, 2009, 03:08:56 AM »

Uh huh, no.

SCRUMDIDDLYUMPCIOUS?!

MissingName · « **Reply #1674 on:** November 12, 2009, 05:29:09 AM »

No. Fudgemallow delight bar.

Do you like typing the letter "M" over and over again or "Q?"

luigifan33 · « **Reply #1675 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:58:20 AM »

Absolutely positively NO.

OBJECTION!!!???

fruckert · « **Reply #1676 on:** November 13, 2009, 02:33:23 AM »

No and yes.

Yes or no?

Darkfox · « **Reply #1677 on:** November 13, 2009, 02:42:35 AM »

YOU SHANKED MY JENGA SHIP!

Are there chicken sticks in my baseboards?

MissingName · « **Reply #1678 on:** November 13, 2009, 02:48:04 AM »

Nope. Turkey spheres in your radiator.

Why is my dog staring at me?

luigifan33 · « **Reply #1679 on:** November 13, 2009, 02:58:35 AM »

Fladoodles.

Why does Kirby want everyone inside him?

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