Charas-Project

  • Home
  • Help
  • Search
  • Calendar
  • Login
  • Register
*
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 

News:

New forum theme up and running!



  • Charas-Project »
  • Off-Topic »
  • All of all! »
  • Forum gaming »
  • Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« previous next »
  • Print
Pages: 1 ... 109 110 111 112 113 [114] 115 116 117 118 119 ... 143

Author Topic: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer  (Read 554167 times)

Offline Darkfox

  • These spectacles do nothing
  • Staff
  • Over 9000!
  • *
  • Posts: 10,215
    • Chaos Realm - Home of the God Beasts
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1695 on: November 20, 2009, 11:07:27 PM »
Because they intend to harvest it later, because they are too lazy to find their own and they need to corner the porn world market.

Why did the hamster die?
Logged


Offline fruckert

  • Star-Star-Star-Star
  • Sage
  • *
  • Posts: 8,148
  • Not intended for public consumption
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1696 on: November 20, 2009, 11:11:03 PM »
Because you didn't feed it, you dick.

CAN WE DO THIS?
CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN?
Logged
Quote
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall

Offline Darkfox

  • These spectacles do nothing
  • Staff
  • Over 9000!
  • *
  • Posts: 10,215
    • Chaos Realm - Home of the God Beasts
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1697 on: November 21, 2009, 06:47:09 AM »
Where doing it man, where making this hapen!

What are we doing?
Logged


Offline Obvious Sock Account

  • I liek what I see
  • Associate
  • *
  • Posts: 211
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1698 on: November 21, 2009, 03:42:42 PM »
Taking a break from writing to visit Charas.

Why didn't my parents hug me?
Logged
To the Halls of the Fallen the mighty march.
Their achievements cheat both death and eternity.
Lives filled with honour and deaths filled with glory,
In songs and in poems their heroism lives on.

Offline Darkfox

  • These spectacles do nothing
  • Staff
  • Over 9000!
  • *
  • Posts: 10,215
    • Chaos Realm - Home of the God Beasts
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1699 on: November 21, 2009, 06:27:06 PM »
Because dinner was cold.

Where the hell did the Oompa Loompas come from?
Logged


Offline Musha

  • Brooding Artist
  • Zealot
  • *
  • Posts: 799
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1700 on: November 24, 2009, 03:42:31 PM »
Loompa Land of course!

Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a CHALLENGE!?!?!?!
Logged

Offline fruckert

  • Star-Star-Star-Star
  • Sage
  • *
  • Posts: 8,148
  • Not intended for public consumption
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1701 on: November 25, 2009, 08:10:18 AM »
I would answer but your signature is confounding me.

I don't get it?
Logged
Quote
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall

Offline Darkfox

  • These spectacles do nothing
  • Staff
  • Over 9000!
  • *
  • Posts: 10,215
    • Chaos Realm - Home of the God Beasts
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1702 on: November 25, 2009, 11:10:14 AM »
Only Nobodies do.

Are you a Nobody?
Logged


Offline Musha

  • Brooding Artist
  • Zealot
  • *
  • Posts: 799
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1703 on: November 27, 2009, 02:25:48 PM »
You're Nobody 'till somebody loves you
So find yourself somebody to love.

My name is Bobbin Threadbare.  Are you my mother?
Logged

Offline Darkfox

  • These spectacles do nothing
  • Staff
  • Over 9000!
  • *
  • Posts: 10,215
    • Chaos Realm - Home of the God Beasts
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1704 on: November 29, 2009, 11:56:33 PM »
No, but a this is!

If it is called a pineapple upside-down cake, then where is the pineapple upside-up cake?
Logged


Offline fruckert

  • Star-Star-Star-Star
  • Sage
  • *
  • Posts: 8,148
  • Not intended for public consumption
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1705 on: November 30, 2009, 01:46:05 AM »
Idunno, people very rarely make those.

Why is it that I can't GIVE all this stuff away.
Logged
Quote
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall

Offline Darkfox

  • These spectacles do nothing
  • Staff
  • Over 9000!
  • *
  • Posts: 10,215
    • Chaos Realm - Home of the God Beasts
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1706 on: November 30, 2009, 03:53:42 AM »
Because Santa Clause needs them for elf coffins. ... ... ... ... oh wait, they are immortal.

Why is it that whenever I hear "Burning Erupting Finger!" I imagine a hand cream commercial?
Logged


Offline Musha

  • Brooding Artist
  • Zealot
  • *
  • Posts: 799
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1707 on: December 04, 2009, 01:44:08 AM »
Because you have volcanoes for hands.


How does Raziel speak?  The man has no lower jaw, lips or tongue.  Now, I understand that in the spectral plane his "voice" could in fact just be a projection of his thoughts, but he speaks just as articulately while in the material plane. Realistically you'd think all he'd be able to manage would be a few pathetic grunts, yet he delivers his dialogue like a Shakespearian actor.  How the hell does that work?
Logged

Offline Bluhman

  • Global Moderator
  • Royal
  • *
  • Posts: 4,977
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1708 on: December 06, 2009, 10:10:35 AM »
He rehearsed it. A lot. Srsly; it can be done, especially if puss in boots and that thing from Mononoke can create Shiva.

Why wasn't Claude Frollo included in Kingdom Hearts?
Logged

Offline Darkfox

  • These spectacles do nothing
  • Staff
  • Over 9000!
  • *
  • Posts: 10,215
    • Chaos Realm - Home of the God Beasts
Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1709 on: December 07, 2009, 11:54:43 PM »
He died.

Somebody, what does the scouter say about my post count level!?
Logged


  • Print
Pages: 1 ... 109 110 111 112 113 [114] 115 116 117 118 119 ... 143
« previous next »
  • Charas-Project »
  • Off-Topic »
  • All of all! »
  • Forum gaming »
  • Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
 

  • SMF 2.0.10 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
  • XHTML
  • 2O11
  • RSS
  • WAP2
  • Simple Machines Forum