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Offline neb87

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« Reply #300 on: February 23, 2006, 06:08:21 AM »
Because he's a flamboyantly gay homosexual.

Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger like to where womans panties when he kills illegal mexican imigrants with cyborg border patrol?
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Offline chronoman

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« Reply #301 on: February 24, 2006, 02:06:32 AM »
Because he dosn't have a penis.

Why does george bush look a lot like a monkey?
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Offline neb87

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« Reply #302 on: February 24, 2006, 02:21:49 AM »
Becuase he hates rabid hobos
Why doesn't the moon have a penis?
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Offline chronoman

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« Reply #303 on: February 24, 2006, 02:23:18 AM »
Because it is a giant @$$.

Why did the noob cross the road?
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Offline neb87

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« Reply #304 on: February 24, 2006, 02:33:32 AM »
To ask for a request on his first post!

Why does michael jackson like pudding?
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Offline chronoman

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« Reply #305 on: February 24, 2006, 02:40:21 AM »
Because he thinks it is some think else.....(Think tapioca)


How many times do you have to say "it's peanutbutter jelly time!"
for it to get old?
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Offline Snake Eater

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« Reply #306 on: February 24, 2006, 05:45:06 AM »
Once.

Why does Tape taste bad?
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Offline neb87

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« Reply #307 on: February 24, 2006, 08:00:26 AM »
Becuase Richard Nixon is a nazi!

What is the captial of shut the f Uck Up?
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Offline X_marks_the_ed

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« Reply #308 on: February 24, 2006, 08:04:40 PM »
Q!

If the moon is fake, what does http://www.takeforum.com/forum/images/smiles/spam2.gif equal?
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Offline Big_Duke

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« Reply #309 on: February 25, 2006, 03:05:21 AM »
More.


Does a doorknob hump?
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #310 on: February 25, 2006, 03:21:32 AM »
only if it's alone, while no1 is watching.

why is the charas time off by so much?
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Offline drenrin2120

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« Reply #311 on: February 25, 2006, 05:12:46 AM »
Because everytime MT11 eats something, the universe loses 20 pounds. For every 100 pounds lost, Chara's clock is another minute behind.

EDIT: Oh yeah, the question... How many posts would Jesus have in one year, if he signed up and started using Charas today?
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Offline Bluhman

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« Reply #312 on: February 25, 2006, 05:16:27 AM »
Three bags full; one for the daughter, one for the pop, and one for the guy who pays for the crop.

Baa baa, black sheep, have ye any wool?
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Offline drenrin2120

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« Reply #313 on: February 25, 2006, 05:18:43 AM »
Mm Mm, lamb chops, great food and now I'm full!

Did marry really have a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow?
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Offline neb87

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« Reply #314 on: February 25, 2006, 05:56:53 AM »
No, Mary was a Necrophylic so it wasn't white as snow!
Why is Paul Martin the president of N.A.M.B.L.A.?
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