Author Topic: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer (Read 558760 times)

Scarface Larry · « **Reply #375 on:** April 12, 2006, 09:15:54 PM »

Because Alex made it that way.

Linkizcool · « **Reply #376 on:** April 13, 2006, 03:31:59 AM »

What came first the chicken or the egg?

Scarface Larry · « **Reply #377 on:** April 16, 2006, 11:59:30 PM »

The Cow

If I put a fork in one ear, and a spoon in the other, then sneeze or vomit, will a spork come out?

shadus · « **Reply #378 on:** April 19, 2006, 03:35:55 AM »

Corse not you silly eh'men!

Whats an eh'men?

Shadow Dan · « **Reply #379 on:** April 22, 2006, 03:02:44 AM »

where the f*ck am i???

Big_Duke · « **Reply #380 on:** April 22, 2006, 06:58:31 PM »

To Dan:The forum gaming section,we play forum games.

To shadus:A Banana Tamer!

Why is poo brown?

neb87 · « **Reply #381 on:** April 22, 2006, 07:23:13 PM »

The same reason Mexicans are.
Why is eating people wrong?

blaze_shinigami · « **Reply #382 on:** April 22, 2006, 08:09:47 PM »

Because then you really won't have room for jello.

Why can't I quit you?

Big_Duke · « **Reply #383 on:** April 22, 2006, 08:11:27 PM »

Because I'm too awesome to quit.

How can chuck Norris Divide by zero?

neb87 · « **Reply #384 on:** April 22, 2006, 08:21:58 PM »

Becuase Lithium Batteries PWN Alkines
Why is Bill Gates a Robot?

RPG LORD · « **Reply #385 on:** April 22, 2006, 09:13:20 PM »

'cause he'd be an iPod otherwise.
When're we gonna eat?

Kinslayer · « **Reply #386 on:** April 22, 2006, 11:57:29 PM »

yesterday. Or maybe when a friend invites you to a meal, party or something.

Are you writing RIGHT NOW?

RPG LORD · « **Reply #387 on:** April 23, 2006, 07:08:12 AM »

Actually no, I'm typing.
When's Earth going to be attacked?

Darkfox · « **Reply #388 on:** April 23, 2006, 07:09:24 AM »

Cornmeal.

What day is it?

RPG LORD · « **Reply #389 on:** April 23, 2006, 08:50:24 AM »

The day after tomorrow.
What is the purpose of mankind?

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