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Offline Rahl

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1425 on: July 22, 2009, 11:52:50 AM »
Not yet.

Got crabs?
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Offline Roland_Deschain

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1426 on: July 22, 2009, 06:04:48 PM »
Hermit crabs. They live in a tank and feed off the souls of heretics.

Why can I not remember peoples' birthdays?
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Offline Rahl

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1427 on: July 22, 2009, 07:49:42 PM »
Because people aren't born.

Why arent people born?
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Offline Rahl

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1428 on: July 22, 2009, 08:06:46 PM »
No, Im sorry to inform you that babies do not come to those who butt pirate.

IF you have 4 halves of a baby, how many days longer can you live without starvation?
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Offline Tina Branford

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1429 on: July 22, 2009, 08:23:23 PM »
Thirty.

When is tea time?
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Offline Rahl

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1430 on: July 22, 2009, 08:24:18 PM »
When ever its time to drink tastless leafy water with sugar.

Why is it bedtime?
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Offline Roland_Deschain

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1431 on: July 22, 2009, 11:36:40 PM »
Because mommy said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luT-p4oNYNU What?
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Offline Tina Branford

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1432 on: July 23, 2009, 01:35:50 AM »
Lanipator needs something to do in between TFS and angering LittleKuriboh.

If the time is always 'now', when is 'then'?
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"When you give someone a lamp with the devil in it, you don't say 'Oh be careful, it's a little dangerous', you say 'here's a lamp, and it has THE DEVIL in it.'"

Offline Roland_Deschain

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1433 on: July 23, 2009, 01:51:10 AM »
It will be then, and it was then, but then can never be now.

Why do I seem to like songs that have intros that sound like the funeral march?
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Offline fruckert

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1434 on: July 23, 2009, 03:02:16 AM »
Because you're secretly EEEEMoooooo!

Why am I unable to map a good boss room?
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Offline Roland_Deschain

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1435 on: July 23, 2009, 06:47:20 AM »
Because you're secretly ELMO!!! You know... the guy from... Sesame Street... I got nothing.

Why does Forgetting Sarah Marshall depress me?
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Offline Rahl

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1436 on: July 23, 2009, 12:11:59 PM »
Because shes unforgettable?

Why is someone unforgettable?
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Offline Roland_Deschain

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1437 on: July 23, 2009, 10:08:33 PM »
Because of Sarah Marshall.

Why is it so difficult to make a decent Mechwarrior-y robot out of legos?
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Offline Rahl

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1438 on: July 24, 2009, 08:02:33 PM »
Its not, I've done it.

Why are legos SO FREAKING AWESOME!?!?!!?
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Offline Roland_Deschain

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1439 on: July 25, 2009, 02:14:50 AM »
Because they CREATED REALITY.

Why do I consistently order mushrooms even though I know I hate them?
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