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Offline Darrellito

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1815 on: March 11, 2010, 05:38:27 AM »
Because it makes you giggle.

Why do I need wind to spin my pinwheel?
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Offline Cerebus

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1816 on: March 11, 2010, 05:43:25 AM »
Because fire would burn it.

If a chicken cross the street and the wind blows at 75km/h to the North, what is the name of the bus driver?
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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1817 on: March 11, 2010, 05:48:46 AM »
Trick question. The bus driver was off work today.

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Offline MissingName

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1818 on: March 11, 2010, 12:26:12 PM »
Shut up or I'll nail your other ear to the wall.

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1819 on: March 12, 2010, 09:25:16 AM »
You can stick them up your bum bum.

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Offline Musha

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1820 on: March 15, 2010, 07:21:00 PM »
Only the Shadow knows....HAHAHAHA!

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1821 on: March 15, 2010, 08:04:12 PM »
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Thing is, I AM the mime.

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1822 on: March 15, 2010, 09:06:07 PM »
Depends on their shoe size.

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1823 on: March 16, 2010, 05:55:45 AM »
Because you haven't blown out the candles yet.

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Offline Darkfox

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1824 on: March 16, 2010, 05:59:30 AM »
Two cup of boogers and a double woobie

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1825 on: March 16, 2010, 06:01:02 AM »
You were just taking out the trash. BACK TO WORK BOI.

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Offline Darkfox

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1826 on: March 16, 2010, 07:00:26 AM »
I dunno Icarus, pretty darn close! And I bet it tastes like lemonade too!

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1827 on: March 16, 2010, 07:05:45 AM »
Oh yes. But you have to put match inside it after you fill it. Cause the genie is afraid of the dark.

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Offline MissingName

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1828 on: March 16, 2010, 11:23:13 AM »
Society is just like that.

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1829 on: March 16, 2010, 07:31:33 PM »
Because I'm going to kick it.

Kick the panda, y/n?
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