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What do you call male ballerinas?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed you.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed that welcome.
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Originally posted by GaryCXJkDon't want to explain all.How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?Sponges don't contain water, e.g. they are not spongebobs. Nothing philosophic about it anyway.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?The others are there to help others. Simple as that, and nothing philosophic about it anyway.If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?A man is not always wrong even if there are women around him. Not philosphic, and discriminating towards femines.Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?Lightning has no speed, so zigzagging would be the same speed as not zigzagging.So what's the speed of dark?Darkness is the lack of light, so even if dark had a speed, it would be as fast as the speed of light.After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?Most amphibians eat above water, plus, human beings have other metabolisms than animals. We human are weak.Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?Cats are affraid of mice.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? If the ones who inject the lethal injections get stung. Poison can get removed, virii and bacteria can't. Also, dead body plus bacteria is smelling pile of disease.
I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.
Originally posted by Dracequote:Originally posted by MeiscoolWhy did the chicken cross the road?To fuck the chicks on the other side.